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Matmos - A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure (Matador) (352 words) |
 | The most successful moment of A Chance to Cut is "For Felix (and All the Rats)," an airy requiem for their deceased pet lab rat. |
 | His cage is the only source material, plucked and bowed (and certainly laden with many effects); the sound is absolutely beautiful--more shimmery than the finest guitar-generated ambience and actually a bit sad. |
 | Still, most of A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure is quite fascinating. |
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Emo Cutting - Uncyclopedia (1050 words) |
 | As such, they can be separated, brought up in different environments, and further cuttings taken from both; with a sufficient number of generations, depending on the locations the lineages have been brought up in, they may exhibit genetic disparities, notably in patterns of plumage, dietary habits, physical size, and mating calls. |
 | An emo cutting is produced in the same way vegetable cuttings are produced- with a metal implement, preferably sharp. |
 | A freshly grown emo is not very good, as the emo-isty level is not sufficiently developed; there is a chance that the emo blood in your cutting may not be concentrated enough, and the "daughter" may merely turn out to be soylent green. |