The Simpsons episode
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
Episode no.	273
Prod. code	CABF18
Orig. Airdate	December 2, 2001
Writer(s)	John Swartzwelder
Director	Lance Kramer
Chalkboard	"Fun does not have a size."
Couch gag	A spotlight shines on the family, who are wearing prisoner's clothing.
Guest star(s)	None
The Simpsons – Season 13 November 2001 – May 2002
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious Yellow The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
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Synopsis

Homer is hired to write Chinese fortune cookies. One of his fortunes says "You will find true love on Flag Day". This cookie makes its way to Mr. Burns. After spending Flag Day at a wealthy social gathering and a lesbian bar, Burns finds a cop ticketing his car. After discovering the cop is a woman (voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Burns asks her out on a date. To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ... An open fortune cookie A fortune cookie Hot fortune cookies being folded around paper fortunes. ... There are two recognized definitions of the term Flag Day. The first definition is used to designate a day to fly a flag of a certain area, mostly that of nations; the second definition is used to designate a day set aside to honor an event specifically involving a national... Mr. ... Lesbian describes a homosexual female, or rather women or girls who have a more intense physical and emotional relationship with other females than with men. ... Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes on Seinfeld, the role she is most well known for, despite an impressive resumé of other roles. ... Datateknologerna vid Åbo Akademi r. ...

After their first date, Gloria is about to tell Burns that she is breaking up when Homer runs by. Burns asks Homer to be his "youthful advisor", accompanying the couple on dates. Eventually, Burns decides to ask Gloria to marry him. She says yes. As Burns goes off to get some champagne, Snake comes to rob the bowling alley, sees Gloria (who is his ex), and kidnaps her and Homer. When Burns finds Gloria's ring, he assumes she ran off with Simpson. Marriage is a relationship that plays a key role in the definition of many families. ... Champagne is often drunk as part of a celebration Champagne is a sparkling wine produced by inducing the secondary fermentation of wine. ... // Akira Akira As one of Springfields most prominent Japanese American citizens, Akira is the owner of a karate dojo (which Bart briefly attended) and also works at The Happy Sumo sushi restaurant. ... Bowling ball and two pins Ten-pin bowling lane Bowling is a game in which players attempt to score points by rolling a ball along a surface to knock down objects called pins. ...

Snake takes Gloria and Homer to his hideout. Though Gloria says she loves Burns, Snake vows he can change. The police arrive and confront Snake (because Lisa found out Homer was not the kidnapper). Homer tries to escape but instead sets Snake's house on fire. Snake and Homer get out and Burns runs in to save Gloria (Gloria then saves Burns). When she thinks of Snake, Gloria breaks up with Burns and becomes Snake's girl again. Lisa Marie Simpson (voiced by Yeardley Smith) is a fictional character on the animated television series The Simpsons. ...

Quotes

• Homer: "You will invent a hilarious toilet alarm". "You will find true love on Flag Day". "Your store is being robbed, Apu". Did ya get that one, Lisa?
  Lisa (using a Chinese typewriter): I...don't know.
• Mr. Burns (at a Carnival): Oh, I enjoy all the popular youth trends like, (looks at the bumper cars) piloting motor coaches, and uh, (sees a man picking up after his dog) collecting dog waste.
• Homer: Stop that dog! He has my gum!
• Burns: Simpson, put my hand on her knee.
  Homer: Yes, Mr. Burns. (appears to do so)
  Burns: I said "her" and I said "knee"!
• Burns (at a dance club): (out of breath) Boy...I...wish that...song...was longer. (opens his jacket and puts on an oxygen mask)
• Gloria (after bowling a strike): (a'la Burns) Excellent!
  Burns: You know Homer, that "excellent" was just...(trademark posture) excellent!
• Gloria: Snake? I thought you were in prison.
  Snake: Oh, yeah. I told the guard I was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then I like totally stabbed him.
• Homer: Well, this is my house.
  Snake: Uh-uh.
  Homer: Geez, I just wanted to escape.
• Snake: I'm going to win you back if I have to pistol whip this guy all night.
  Homer: (alarmed) Pistol whip? Hmmm... (he imagines it as eating a giant bowl of Cool Whip-esque cream with a pistol to scoop it) Mmm... pistol whip.
• Kent Brockman: We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?
  Chief Wiggum: Well, we have an officer sneaking around the house, Kent, so unless they have a television in there or can hear my loud talking ...
  (a gunshot is heard and soon Eddie runs out from behind the house, holding his arm)
  Eddie: Ow, ow, ow, ow!
  Chief Wiggum: Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?
• Snake: I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud.
  Gloria: That's what you said about the telemarketing scams. But you didn't stick with it.
  Snake: I don't like bothering people at home.
• Homer: Wow, Mr. Burns, how did you do that?
  Burns: Never forget, Homer, there's no muscle stronger than the human heart.
  Homer: What about the wiener? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his.
• Homer: You wanna marry her?
  Burns: Yes. Wonderful, isn't it?
  Homer: Are you sure you wanna do this?
  Burns: Of course, Homer. My biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon.
• Kent Brockman: (to Gloria) I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, "Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!"