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It features the special voice participation of Scott Menville (as Timmy/Kids), Peter MacKenzie (as Dr. Grossbard/Senator #1), Kevin Michael Richardson (as TV Announcer/Principal Lewis), Mike Henry (as Senator #2) and Mike Barker (as Dr. Heisler/Terry). Scott David Menville (born February 12, 1971) is an American voice actor. ... Kevin Michael Richardson Kevin Michael Richardson (born October 25, 1964 in The Bronx, New York) is an American voice actor, one of the most prominent Black voice actors in the field. ... Mike Henry as Tarzan With the Los Angeles Rams Mike Henry (b. ...

Episode Summary

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. Stan proceeds to give an unrealistic explanation that demonises sex and masturbation. Shortly after, he gets into an accident that damages his crotch and, due to a misunderstanding, masturbates for the first time while applying lotion to the injured area. Stan becomes secretly hooked on masturbation, but Steve, who was responsible for his dad's accident, interprets his father's sudden reclusiveness as anger and disappointment in him. Sex education is education about sexual reproduction in human beings, sexual intercourse and other aspects of sexual behaviour. ... Masturbation or onanism (though onanism can also refer to coitus interruptus) is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. ...

When Steve learns the truth about what his father is doing, Stan tries to get out of it by blaming television. Together, Stan and Steve hijack a TV network and use it to broadcast Stan's anti-sex class, until Francine finally has enough of it and tells them that sexual feelings and arousal is natural just good enough to put a stop to their enterprise. This article is about sex acts and practices (i. ...

Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself. A bartender (also known as a barkeep or barmaid, drinkslinger, or tender, among other names) is the person behind a bar in a pub, tavern, inn, bar, or restaurant that serves beverages, both alcoholic and nonalcoholic alike. ...

Cultural references

• The way Klaus and Roger shout "Francine!" when she walks into Roger's bar is a throwback to the popular NBC show Cheers, where everyone would shout "Norm!" when he entered the bar.

• "The Simple Life - Life Without Parole" is a spoof of the actual reality show, The Simple Life.

• In "The Wages of Self-Abuse" quasi-educational video, two mythical consequences of excessive masturbation are portrayed: hairy palms and blindness.

• The shows that Stan throws off the air after he took over a TV network include Wife Swap, American Idol, and SpongeBob SquarePants. The shows have been accused by conservatives of promoting homosexuality.

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Notes

• The title "A Smith in the Hand" is a parody of the proverb, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Goofs

• Dick Cheney is shown being defibrillated. In real life, he has a miniature defibrillator (as well as a pacemaker) implanted in his chest, so the procedure shown would not be necessary.