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Encyclopedia > Alex Bennett

Alex Bennett is a leftist radio personality who hosts The Alex Bennett Program. In politics, left-wing, political left, leftism, or simply the left, are terms which refer (with no particular precision) to the segment of the political spectrum typically associated with any of several strains of socialism, social democracy, or liberalism (especially in the American sense of the word), or with opposition...

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Alex Bennett back in the 80's or something.

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Radio Legend

Alex Bennett went into radio because he was too sexy to be on television. He is only allowed to appear periodically on-screen because his hot, manly appearance and his orgasmic voice would overwhelm the audience. In fact, it has been reported, but not confirmed, that two fans went into a coma after watching Alex kick ass on FOX. Alex has had a long, amazing career in radio. He used to be on Live 105, then had an internet radio show, and is now on Sirius Satellite Radio channel SIRIUS Left 146. You can talk to Alex weekdays from 9am to 12pm EST, 6am to 9am PST by calling 1-866-99-SIRIUS (1-866-997-4748). From interviewing porn stars to celebrities that the whole family can watch and not have child services involved, he's seen it all. He has become the voice of America. Sirius Satellite Radio NASDAQ: SIRI is a satellite radio (DARS) service based in New York City that provides 68 streams (channels) of music and 55 streams of sports, news and entertainment to the United States and Canada. ...


Philanthropy

As a well-known philanthropist, Alex Bennett has achieved many achievements. He's probably even won the Nobel Peace Prize. Alex Bennetts current projects include curing cancer, eraticating AIDs, eraticating poverty in every part of the world, and saving millions of people 15% on their car insurance. He would do more, but come on- he's only one man!


Alex Bennett's Penis

Along with all of his achievements, Alex Bennett holds the world record for the largest penis, coming in second only so some Greek god or something. He was ranked the sexiest man alive by all Americans. All of his old girlfriends have said that he was really good in bed. Also, they have said that they cannot live without him. Why did you leave me. Please call me. Etc. Greek mythological characters (Most of the gods and goddesses had Roman equivalents. ...

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All Americans were asked who the sexiest man alive is.

Alex Bennett's Fans

Alex Bennett has more fans than he can shake a stick at. His fan club, The Alex Bennett Fan Club on Yahoo, has over 50 members. The President of the club is Nate, a caller with his own segment on the program. If you don't join it, you hate America.

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Alex being niggly.

External links

  • Alex Bennett's official site
  • Alex Bennett's Fan Club


 
 

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