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Plot summary

A hacker shuts down a hydroelectric power plant. When Tom Jorgensen, the man who is the "single most effective weapon in the war against terror," tragically collides against the dam, all of the CIA's remaining resources are focused on catching the hacker. But first the practice for the father-son softball game. Stan talks up Steve as an "absolute warrior," which Steve of course is not, outside of Dungeons & Dragons. He takes Steve to the batting cage to polish his skills, only to have the "big slugger" show that he isn't the athlete that Stan thinks he is. So Steve can see how professionals hit the ball, Stan takes Steve and his friends to a Yankees game and to the locker room to meet Derek Jeter. But when the four nerds take off their baseball jackets to reveal not Yankees uniforms but Star Trek: The Original Series uniforms, Jeter tells Stan that his son is a geek. A hacker is a person who creates and modifies computer software and computer hardware, including computer programming, administration, and security-related items. ... Hydroelectric dam diagram The waters of Llyn Stwlan, the upper reservoir of the Ffestiniog Pumped-Storage Scheme in north Wales, can just be glimpsed on the right. ... War on terrorism ... Softball is a team sport in which a ball, eleven to twelve inches (28 to 30. ... American Dad! is an American animated television series produced by Underdog Productions and Fuzzy Door Productions for 20th Century Fox created, in part, by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. ... American Dad! is an American animated television series produced by Underdog Productions and Fuzzy Door Productions for 20th Century Fox created, in part, by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. ... A warrior is a person habitually engaged in war and/or skilled in the waging of war. ... For other uses, see Dungeons & Dragons (disambiguation). ... A batting cage is a piece of equitment for players to practice the skill of batting. ... In baseball, slugger is a popular term for a powerful batter with a high percentage of extra base hits, though they may not have a high batting average. ... An athlete is a person who has above average physical skills (strength, agility, and endurance) and is thus suitable for physical activities, in particular, contests. ... Major league affiliations American League (1901-present) East Division (1969-present) Major league titles World Series titles (yes) 2000 â€¢ 1999 â€¢ 1998 â€¢ 1996 1978 â€¢ 1977 â€¢ 1962 â€¢ 1961 1958 â€¢ 1956 â€¢ 1953 â€¢ 1952 1951 â€¢ 1950 â€¢ 1949 â€¢ 1947 1943 â€¢ 1941 â€¢ 1939 â€¢ 1938 1937 â€¢ 1936 â€¢ 1932 â€¢ 1928 1927 â€¢ 1923 AL Pennants (39) 2003 â€¢ 2001 â€¢ 2000... Derek Sanderson Jeter (born June 26, 1974 in Pequannock, New Jersey) is a six-time All-Star shortstop for the New York Yankees and is the teams current captain. ... The character of Steve Urkel in the television show Family Matters (1989-1997) is portrayed as being a nerd. ... The starship Enterprise as it appeared on Star Trek Star Trek is a culturally significant science fiction television series created by Gene Roddenberry in the 1960s. ... Look up Geek in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ...

In denial, Stan runs home. He finds Steve's nerd toys and an advanced algebra book hidden inside a porn magazine. Horrified, he tells his wife Francine that he would prefer Steve to be the product of a torrid affair than for such a nerd be his own child. He breaks out in a stress rash and grinds his teeth into misalignment. Stan ditches Steve and brings a mid-20s-aged African-American ringer ("Darnelle" Smith) instead to the softball game. Steve figures out he's been ditched and becomes angry. Stan goes to the dentist, because he now needs to get braces due to his being a "class A grinder." Now that Stan has zits and braces, the other CIA agents beat him up and make fun of him. They ditch him when they go on a mosque raid, in the exact same way that Stan ditched Steve. Stan returns home to the basement and finds that the hacker's language is the same language used in Steve's card game, "Elvish." Steve's friend Snot adjusts Stan's "rear bracket" to get rid of his lisp, and they translate the hacker's notes, discovering who the hacker is. Stan's stress zits go away. They go to the sci-fi convention to find the hacker, Dan Vebber, a J.R.R. Tolkien fan who "hopes to create a Middle Earth in the here and now." Denial is a psychological defense mechanism in which a person faced with a fact that is uncomfortable or painful to accept rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence. ... To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ... Linear algebra lecture at Helsinki University of Technology This article is about the branch of mathematics; for other uses of the term see algebra (disambiguation). ... Wiktionary has related dictionary definitions, such as: book A book is a collection of sheets of paper, parchment or other material, bound together along one edge within covers. ... Pavonazzeto marble sculpture, see Erotic art in Pompeii Pornography (from Greek πορνογραφια pornographia — literally writing about or drawings of harlots) is the representation of the human body or human sexual behaviour with the goal of sexual arousal, similar to, but (according to some) distinct from, erotica. ... Marriage is a relationship that plays a key role in the definition of many families. ... American Dad! is an American animated television series produced by Underdog Productions and Fuzzy Door Productions for 20th Century Fox created, in part, by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. ... Two children. ... This picture shows an exaggerated expression of stress. ... A malocclusion refers to the misalignment of teeth. ... Negro means black in the Spanish, Portuguese and ancient Italian languages, being derived from the Latin word niger of the same meaning. ... Ringer is a term with several meanings: In colloquial English language, it refers to a specialist who is clandestinely brought into a group or team to bolster its capabilities. ... X-rays can reveal if a person has cavities Dentistry is the practical application of knowledge of dental science (the science of placement, arrangement, function of teeth) to human beings. ... Orthodontics is the specialty in dentistry that studies the alteration of the alignment of crooked teeth. ... Acne of a 14 year old boy during puberty. ... The Badshahi Masjid in Lahore, Pakistan with an iwan at center, three domes, and five visible minarets A mosque is a place of worship for followers of the Islamic faith. ... A basement is a story or several stories of a building that are either completely or partially below the ground floor. ... Collectible card games (CCGs), also called customizable card games or trading card games, are played using specially designed sets of cards. ... Elvish languages are constructed languages used typically by elves in a fantasy setting. ... American Dad! is an American animated television series produced by Underdog Productions and Fuzzy Door Productions for 20th Century Fox created, in part, by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. ... A lisp is a speech impediment, historically also known as sigmatism. ... Science fiction conventions are gatherings of the community of fans (called science fiction fandom) of various forms of science fiction and fantasy. ... J. R. R. Tolkien in 1916. ... A map of the North-western part of Middle-earth at the end of the Third Age Middle-earth is the name used for the inhabitable parts of J.R.R. Tolkiens fictional Arda (ancient Earth) where the (canonical) stories in his legendarium take place. ...

Roger feels cooped in the house, like it is a prison without the thrill of a daily cavity search. Hayley's first idea, going to the beach in a burka like a Saudi exchange student, doesn't satisfy Roger. The next idea is for Roger to get a job, the only one available, as a Jumbo Juice costumed advertising man. The Taco King costumed man thinks Roger is in his territory, and savagely beats him up. Hayley overhears Stan going to the sci fi convention and tells Roger he could go there and fit in. American Dad! is an American animated television series produced by Underdog Productions and Fuzzy Door Productions for 20th Century Fox created, in part, by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. ... To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ... American Dad! is an American animated television series produced by Underdog Productions and Fuzzy Door Productions for 20th Century Fox created, in part, by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. ... Afghan woman wearing Afghan burqa Two different items of traditional Muslim womens clothing are known as a burqa, (sometimes misspelled as burka or burqua). ... Since 1929 Rotary Internationals Youth Exchange Program has been a significant force in establishing goodwill and understanding between peoples of the world. ... Jamba Juice is a chain of smoothie restaurants headquartered in San Francisco, California with 533 locations operating in 26 states, the District of Columbia and the Bahamas. ... Yarkand ladies summer fashions. ...

At the convention, Roger finds that the one human he probed (and whose Celica he set fire to) is at the convention. The human's name is Kurt, and he went insane after the abduction. Roger spends the next two hours in the bathroom hiding from Kurt, both because the probing is presented with the undertone of a one night stand and because Kurt wants to show Roger to his ex-wife Eileen to prove aliens exist, which would blow Roger's cover. 1987 Toyota Celica GT Convertible 1994-1998 Toyota Celica 2004 Toyota Celica GT-S with Action Package The Toyota Celica name has been applied to a series of popular sports cars made by the Japanese company Toyota. ... INSANE is a proprietary INteractive Streaming ANimation Engine developped by LucasArts. ... One Night Stand is an HBO Stand-up Series that first aired February 15, 1989. ...

Stan with the four nerds look for Dan Vebber. Dan is giving a keynote on Frodo Baggins v. Luke Skywalker. After a fight and chase, Stan and Steve corner Dan Vebber. Steve burns a pair of Peter Jackson's underwear to distract Dan, then Stan shoots him. Stan tells Avery that the credit belongs to Steve. Frodo Baggins (September 22, 2968 T.A. – ?) is the main character of J. R. R. Tolkiens monumental and mythological novel, The Lord of the Rings. ... Luke Skywalker (b. ... Peter Jackson in New York (USA), at the premiere of King Kong, December 5, 2005 Peter Jackson CNZM (born October 31, 1961, Pukerua Bay) is a New Zealand-born filmmaker best-known as the director of the epic film trilogy The Lord of the Rings, which he, along with Fran... A pair of mens briefs Undergarments, also called underwear or sometimes intimate clothing, are clothes worn next to the skin, usually under other clothes. ...

Cultural references

• One of the Star Wars fans Stan fights against at the Sci Fi Convention is the Star Wars kid.
• In two of the three instances, the "Elvish" is actually hiragana gibberish rather than Middle-earthly Tengwar, continuing the in-joke that none of the characters besides Toshi recognize, know, or understand anything about Japan, but Toshi's Japanese is fluent and flawless. Avery seems to think that the writing doesn't belong to any earthly language.
• Stan's homerun speech includes quotes from Reagan's speech memorializing the Challenger explosion. In turn, both quotes from Reagan's speech originally came from the sonnet "High Flight" written by an American citizen serving as a Royal Canadian Air Force flight-lieutenant, John Gillespie Magee, Jr., who was killed in World War II at the age of 19. The same quote was spoken by a purportedly American Air Force general in The Simpsons episode, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming."

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Notes

• Langley Falls Post front page headline: "Gas prices higher than dude at Weezer concert".

• The song heard when Stan is running through the streets after being told that Steve is a geek is Mondo '77 by Looper.

• The One Ring would be unlikely to have an effect on a Jedi due to just about every Jedi being able to sense there oppoent useing the force (One of the training exercise younglings do is to force sense and hit a Training remote blindfolded)