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 | | Season №: | 2 | | Episode №: | 35b | | Production №: | 035 | | Airdate: | September 7, 2001 | | Best Day Ever Rank: | #38 | | Credits | | Guest(s): | None | | Writer(s): | C.H. Greenblatt Aaron Springer Merriwether Williams | | Storyboard Artist(s): | C.H. Greenblatt | | Supervising Producer: | None | | Directors | | Main: | Aaron Springer | | Storyboard: | Aaron Springer | | Animation: | Frank Weiss | | Creative: | Derek Drymon | | Technical: | None | Episode List Select show to expand. | Premiere Order Season 1 May 1, 1999 – April 8, 2000 | | 1. Help Wanted / Reef Blower / Tea at the Treedome 2. Bubblestand / Ripped Pants 3. Jellyfishing / Plankton! 4. Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School 5. Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple 6. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy / Pickles 7. Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam 8. Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots 9. Nature Pants / Opposite Day 10. Culture Shock / F.U.N. 11. MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost 12. The Chaperone / Employee of the Month 13. Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary 14. SB-129 / Karate Choppers 15. Sleepy Time / Suds 16. Valentine's Day / The Paper 17. Arrgh! / Rock Bottom 18. Texas / Walking Small 19. Fools in April / Neptune's Spatula 20. Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II This article or section is not written in the formal tone expected of an encyclopedia article. ...
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| Season 2 October 26, 2000 – November 30, 2001 | | 21. Something Smells / Bossy Boots 22. Your Shoe's Untied / Squid's Day Off 23. Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy 24. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes 25. Christmas Who? 26. Dying for Pie / Imitation Krabs 27. Wormy / Patty Hype 28. Survival of the Idiots / Dumped 29. Grandma's Kisses / Squidville 30. No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic 31. Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath 32. Pressure / The Smoking Peanut 33. Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime 34. The Secret Box / Band Geeks 35. Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown 36. Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games 37. The Bully / Just One Bite 38. Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike 39. Procrastination / I'm with Stupid October 26 is the 299th day of the year (300th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar, with 66 days remaining. ...
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| Season 3 January 21, 2002 – October 11, 2004 | | 40. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV / Doing Time 41. Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle 42. Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash 43. Nasty Patty / Idiot Box 44. As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? 45. No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns 46. The Algae's Always Greener / SpongeGuard on Duty 47. Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve 48. Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video 49. Party Pooper Pants 50. Chocolate With Nuts / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V 51. Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse 52. Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love 53. New Student Starfish / Clams 54. The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean 55. The Sponge Who Could Fly 56. Born Again Krabs / I Had an Accident 57. Plankton's Army / Missing Identity 58. SpongeBob B.C. 59. Krabby Land / The Camping Episode 60. SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot January 21 is the 21st day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ...
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| Season 4 May 6, 2005 – 2007 | | 61. Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man 62. The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs. Plankton 63. Skill Crane / Good Neighbors 64. Selling Out / Funny Pants 65. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture / Enemy In-Law 66. Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants 67. Have You Seen This Snail? 68. Dunces and Dragons 69. Krusty Towers / Mrs. Puff, You're Fired 70. Chimps Ahoy / Ghost Host 71. Whale of a Birthday / Karate Island 72. All That Glitters / Wishing You Well 73. New Leaf / Once Bitten 74A. Squidtastic Voyage 75A. Bummer Vacation 76A. Best Day Ever 75B. Wigstruck 74B. That's No Lady 77. The Thing / Hocus Pocus 78. Driven to Tears / Rule of Dumb 79A. The Pink Purloinier 76B. The Gift of Gum 80. Rise and Shine / Waiting / Sing a Song of Patrick 79B. Squid Wood 81. Best Frenemies / Born to be Wild May 6 is the 126th day of the year in the Gregorian Calendar (127th in leap years). ...
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| Season 5 2007 – TBA | | 82. Friend or Foe? 83. Night Light / The Original Fry Cook 84. Fungus Among Us / Spy Buddies This is a list of television-related events in 2007. ...
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| Season 6 TBA – TBA | Other 2001 – Present | | | 1. Patrick the Snowman 2. Plankton's Holiday Hits 3. 12 Days of Nickmas 4. How You-Know-Who Stole You-Know-What 5. Nickelodeon Holiday Party 6. A Chuckie Finster Christmas 6. The Endless Summer 7. Nicktoons Battle 2001 (MMI) was a common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar. ...
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| | Production Order | Season 1 | | 1. Help Wanted / Reef Blower / Tea at the Treedome 2. Bubblestand / Ripped Pants 3. Jellyfishing / Plankton! 4. Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School 5. Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple 6. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy / Pickles 7. Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam 8. Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots 9. Nature Pants / Opposite Day 10. Culture Shock / F.U.N. 11. MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost 12. The Chaperone / Employee of the Month 13. Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary 14. SB-129 / Karate Choppers 15. Sleepy Time / Suds 16. Valentine's Day / The Paper 17. Arrgh! / Rock Bottom 18. Texas / Walking Small 19. Fools in April / Neptune's Spatula 20. Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II Production Order Help Wanted is the opening SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one, usually referred to as the first of three SpongeBob pilot episodes. ...
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| | Season 2 | | 21. Your Shoe's Untied / Squid's Day Off 22. Something Smells / Bossy Boots 23. Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy 24. Dying for Pie / Imitation Krabs 25. Wormy / Patty Hype 26. Grandma's Kisses / Squidville 27. Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime 28. Christmas Who? 29. Survival of the Idiots / Dumped 30. No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic 31. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes 32. Pressure / The Smoking Peanut 33. Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath 34. Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle 35. The Secret Box / Band Geeks 36. Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love 37. Procratination / I'm with Stupid 38. Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown 39. Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games 40. Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Production Order Your Shoes Untied is the opening SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season two. ...
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Brief summary: The Krusty Krab is running out of customers, and needs a fresh idea. ...
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Brief summary: Gary leaves SpongeBob and starts playing with Patrick, so he has to get a new pet. ...
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| | Season 6 | | TBA | | "Band Geeks" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. This article or section is not written in the formal tone expected of an encyclopedia article. ...
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow. Brief summary: After Squidward gets a call from his old high school classmate and rival, Squilliam Fancyson, he has to present a competing band at the Bubble Bowl (evidently some sort of football game like the Super Bowl or possibly the Rose Bowl). The only problem is, he doesn't have a band. Rival may mean: Rivalry between competing factions, as in sports teams. ...
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Time/Date: - Friday
- 8:34 PM: Squidward looks at his watch.
- 8:35 PM: Squidward arrives at the practice
- Saturday
- Sunday
- Monday
- 10:00 PM: Band Practice is over
- Tuesday
Time cards shown: - Day Two
- Day Three
- Day Four
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Minor Characters: Squilliam Fancyson is the enemy of Squidward Tentacles in the animated TV series, SpongeBob SquarePants. ...
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Patrick Star is a fictional animated character in the hit Nickelodeon animated series, SpongeBob SquarePants. ...
Sandy Cheeks is a fictional animated character in the Nickelodeon animated series, SpongeBob SquarePants. ...
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Squidward conducting the Bikini Bottom Super Band. Squidward gets a call from his high school classmate, Squilliam Fancyson. He's very successful and succeeded in everything that Squidward failed in. He says that Squidward's band has to play instead of his own at the Bubble Bowl, but Squidward doesn't have a band. So, he makes one. Disaster ensues. On the day of the concert, Squilliam insults the band. Squidward turns his head away from the band before they begin, assuming that the performance will be a disaster, but the band is successful. Image File history File links Squidbandgeeks. ...
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Trivia/Goofs This article contains a trivia section. Content in this section should be integrated into other appropriate areas of the article or removed, and the trivia section removed. - The song used in this episode, Sweet Victory, was performed by David Glen Eisley of the 1980s heavy metal band, Giuffria.
- In one scene, Patrick says "the owner of the White Sedan," but they drive boats in bikini bottom, not cars.
- When everyone in the room is saying "blah, blah, blah," SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to each other. However, when Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument, he is sitting next to Sandy. The only way this is possible is if SpongeBob was next to Patrick on his other side, but when Mr. Krabs asks when they get the free food, Sandy is on one side of the room (viewers' left) in the front row and SpongeBob is on the other side (viewers' right) in the center row.
- The footage of the football game is from a USFL game at the Liberty Bowl, home of the Memphis Showboats. Crowd members can be seen wearing Tampa Bay Bandits shirts as well.
- On YTV airings, during the song, the captions read the line "The only attack" as "We're only intact". And the line "And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight." is read as "And it's all for the taking, it's all for the fight.".
- The tune that was played by the trumpeters was first heard in Hall Monitor if observed closely.
- The German title of the episode, "Hör mal, wer da spielt" (roughly translated: "Listen, who's playing"), is probably an allusion to the German title of Home Improvement, which is "Hör mal, wer da hämmert" (roughly translated: "Listen, who's hammering").
- Towards the end, Squidward says, "I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident." The flag twirlers actually did die in a marching accident after crashing into a blimp.
- When Patrick gets his neck squeezed into the bell of a trombone after he kicks Sandy, he sits down and the slide automatically moves up, which is impossible; the slide can only move downward without actually moving it manually. Then, as the slide comes closer to the mouthpiece, the note gets lower, which is also impossible on a glissando upwards like that). The note should get higher.
- To date, this is the only episode where Squidward wins.
- When the flag twirlers die in a freak zeppelin/marching accident, a trumpeteer starts to play Taps and all the other band members take off their hats to last greet the dead flag twirlers.
- This is the first appearance of Squilliam Fancyson.
- In this episode, it's revealed that Larry's heart once gave out from too many tanning pills.
- This episode can be referred to as a fan favorite.
- Nicktoons in the UK aired the "Sweet Victory" scene on a continuous loop for a few days after Telewest decided to include them in their cable packages again.
- The song that Squidward's band wanted to play was Love Rollercoaster by the Ohio Players.
- When Squidward tells the brass section to play, Pearl is seen with a saxophone. Actually, a saxophone is a woodwind because of its method of tone generation, even if it is made from brass.
- When Spongebob points upward when he is singing Sweet Victory, you can see a ring on his finger. This ring is often thought to be the Friendship Ring that was referenced in the episode that "Band Geeks" aired with The Secret Box
- When all the band members are fighting with each other you can see that Spongebob is fighting with a fake arm if you look really hard.
- One of the fish is seen with a sousaphone. One of the fish can be seen with an oboe. Normally oboes are not in marching bands. This is replaced by a flute or clarinet.
- Spongebob is seen with a bugle. It is seen because his trumpet has no valves.
- Squidward's band was originally stated to be a marching band, but was turned into a rock band at the end of the episode. The woodwind and brass instruments (with the exception of the trumpets) were replaced with vocals, guitars and a keyboard. This may be because Spongebob and the rest of the band spent most of the night rehearsing.
- When the Day 3 card appears its I Was a Teenage Gary's title card.
- Many fans refer to this episode as "One of the Best"
- This was the newly last episode shown before the September 11, 2001 attacks.
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Giuffria Giuffria was an AOR band that appeared in the wake of Journeys success. ...
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The Memphis Showboats was a franchise in the United States Football League. ...
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Glissando (plural: glissandi) is a musical term that refers to either a continuous sliding from one pitch to another (a true glissando), or an incidental scale played while moving from one melodic note to another (an effective glissando). ...
Taps (Butterfields Lullaby), sometimes known by the lyrics of its second verse, Day is Done, is a famous musical piece, played in the U.S. military during flag ceremonies and funerals, generally on bugle or trumpet. ...
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Love Rollercoaster is a song by American funk/R&B band The Ohio Players, originally featured on their 1975 album Honey. ...
The Ohio Players are a funk and R&B band whose heyday was in the mid- to late 1970s. ...
A woodwind instrument is a musical instrument in which sound is produced by blowing through a mouthpiece against an edge or by a vibrating reed, and in which the pitch is varied by opening or closing holes in the body of the instrument. ...
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Sousaphone player in Washington Square, New York City The sousaphone is a type of tuba often used in a marching band. ...
The oboe is a double reed musical instrument of the woodwind family. ...
The flute is a musical instrument of the woodwind family. ...
Two soprano clarinets: a Bâ clarinet (left) and an A clarinet (right, with no mouthpiece). ...
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The trumpet is the highest brass instrument in register, above the horn, trombone, euphonium and tuba. ...
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Quotes - SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
- Squidward: No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
- Patrick: Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking! [Kicks Sandy]
- Sandy: Ow! Why you...! Why I outta...! [Sandy begins beating Patrick up. The fight tumbles outside]
- Patrick: AAAAAAAAAH! [awkward silence, then Patrick pokes his head through the door] Whoever's the owner of the White Sedan, you left your lights on. [Patrick walks through the doors. Revealing that he has a trombone for a neck. The instrument plays a note at every footstep Patrick takes. When Patrick sits down, the trombone plays a long, low note along with Patrick opening his mouth to make the sound]
- Doctor: Yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premesis.
- Squidward: Now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
- Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
- Squidward: No.
- Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
- Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. [Patrick raises his hand]
- Squidward: Horse-radish is not an instrument either. [Patrick lowers his hand]
- Squidward: Now the drums! [SpongeBob and two fish have their drumsticks in their mouths. They blow, which shoots the drumsticks in Squidward's direction, pinning him to the wall]
- Squidward: Too bad that didn't kill me.
- Squidward: I have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
- Plankton: (shouts) CORRECT!
- Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good! Everybody ready! A-one a-two a-one two three four! (The band plays really loud, blowing out the windows of the building, and sound worse than before)
- Squidward: (Squidward's face is blown back by the force, baton breaks in half) Okay, New theory. Maybe we should play so quietly nobody can hear us.
- Blue Fish: Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big meaty claws!
- Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?
- Blue Fish: Big, meaty, CLAWS!
- Mr. Krabs: Well these claws ain't for just attracting mates!
- Blue Fish: Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
- SpongeBob: No people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
- Nancy: Oh! So now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!
- [Outside the Bubble Bowl]
- Squidward: Well I knew this would happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that [Spots Squilliam] SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT!!!! SQUILLIAM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAUUGH!!!!!!!!! What are you doing here?
- Squilliam: I just came to see you blow it. So, where's your band?
- Squidward: They couldn't come they...died.
- Squilliam: Then who's that?
- Squidward: [sees fancy band] AAAAAHHHH!!!! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!!!!!
- SpongeBob: We're ready to perform Squidward.
- Squilliam: Well Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. [SpongeBob's waving his hands back and forth along with his tongue]
- Squidward: That's his...eager face.
- [At the Bubble Bowl, looking at the humans]
- Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
- SpongeBob: Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps.
- Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick!
- [After first talking with Squilliam at his house]
- Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast...heh, drum. Band humor.
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- Squidward: That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow! Heh! Heh! Heh! More band humor.
- Crowd: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah!(repeated line)
- Squidward: Brass section! Go! [some fish with brass instruments repeat his notes for five times] Good! Now,the drums! [Sponge and two other fish try to blow on the drumsticks to make noise for eight times. They fly out of their mouths and hit Squid, two on his shirt and one under his arm, pinning him to the wall.] Too bad that didn't kill me. (Fades out, too bad indeed for Squidward anyway.)
"Sweet Victory" "Sweet Victory" is stock music, music that is kept in a library to be bought by companies for use in various media. The full song, as well as its instrumental version, can be heard in Associated Production Music's (http://www.apmmusic.com) library and on [1]. The song can also be found in SpongeBob SquarePants: The Yellow Album |