The Battle of Mormans was a competition of harcore Morman rock bands aginst against the well known new wave band "A Flock of Gay Jewish Inlaws" and several Buddist British techno punk fusion bands. The competition took place sometime before 1975, but it is hard to be sure, as most historical documents were burned in the riots following the battle. The competition was delayed due to the absense of the Buddhists, who were found five miles out, babbling about the lizard king, and reporting dreams of wanking off birds. In the end, were the Mormans were defeted by FOGJI. The Mormons were then crucified publicly on their lawns.