Big Brother's Big Mouth
The Big Brother 7 eye
Format	Reality TV
Run time	30 minutes
Starring	Russell Brand
Channel	E4
Production company	Endemol
Related shows	Big Brother, Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Brain
Airdates	2004 –

Big Brother's Big Mouth (formerly Big Brother's EFourum) is a discussion programme based around the reality television series Big Brother, hosted by comedian Russell Brand. It is broadcast live on digital channel E4 from Tuesday to Friday, after the main show finishes on Channel 4 (usually around 10 p.m.), throughout the run of Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother with a late-night repeat on Channel 4. Image File history File links Bb7_eye. ... Russell Brand Russell Brand (born June 5, 1975 in Essex, England) is an English comedian best known for hosting the E4 discussion show Big Brothers EFourum, now known as Big Brothers Big Mouth. ... E4 is a British digital television channel launched as a pay-tv companion to Channel 4 on 18 January 2001. ... The official Endemol logo depicting an eye. ... Big Brother is a TV reality show shown on Channel 4 in which a number of contestants live in an isolated house trying to avoid being evicted by the public with the aim of winning a large cash prize at the end of the run. ... Big Brothers Little Brother (BBLB; also known as Big Brothers Little Breakfast during the run of Celebrity Big Brother 4) is a magazine television programme shown on Channel 4 and its sister digital channel E4 during a series of Big Brother in the UK. Presented by Dermot O... Big Brothers Big Brain is a live discussion programme based around the reality television series Big Brother. ... 2004 (MMIV) was a leap year starting on Thursday of the Gregorian calendar. ... Big Brother is a TV reality show shown on Channel 4 in which a number of contestants live in an isolated house trying to avoid being evicted by the public with the aim of winning a large cash prize at the end of the run. ... A comedian, or comic, is an entertainer who amuses an audience by making them laugh. ... Russell Brand Russell Brand (born June 5, 1975 in Essex, England) is an English comedian best known for hosting the E4 discussion show Big Brothers EFourum, now known as Big Brothers Big Mouth. ... E4 is a British digital television channel launched as a pay-tv companion to Channel 4 on 18 January 2001. ... Celebrity Big Brother is a British TV reality show shown on Channel Four in which a number of celebrity contestants live in an isolated house trying to avoid being evicted by the public with the aim of winning a large cash prize being donated to the winners nominated charity... Channel 4 is a public service television broadcaster in the United Kingdom (see British television). ...

Invited guests include journalists, comedians, former housemates and celebrity fans of the show. A small studio audience are invited to add their opinions, while viewers are invited to contribute through phone, e-mail, text poll or by leaving a message on the 24-hour 'Mouthpiece'. Wikipedia does not yet have an article with this exact name. ...

Format

The show commences with Russell introducing his first celebrity guest by announcing that their views on Big Brother are "so X that Y", where X is a largely random adjective and Y is a highly improbable event. The second guest is introduced with an anaecdote that includes Russell "pulling down his trousers and pants, and getting out his 'dinkle'." The first topic relating to Big Brother is then discussed, followed by the listening to of a selection of messages left on the 'Mouthpiece' (with the camera atmospherically panning around a piece of artwork that Russell usually destroys). The penis (plural penises, penes, peni) or phallus is an external male sexual organ. ...

Before the break Russell always gives an update on his 'ballbags' which relates to a celebrity that the show has been able to get to say "Keep watching Big Brother's Big Mouth", just before which, Russell will condemn the object of his anecdote (either the relevant celebrity or the ballbags themselves) with the phrase "The SWINES!". Russell's 'ballbags' seem to fictionally exist as separate animate beings to Russell, and lead highly interesting lives. After the break Russell is normally joined by a fictional character, which is followed by the discussion of a second topic related to Big Brother. In some male mammals, the scrotum is an external bag of skin and muscle containing the testicles. ...

One feature after the break is Russel Asking us to "Get in touch with us the way X gets in touch with Y only use a phone rather than Z" X and Y are two people and Z is a silly situation both were once involved in e.g. "Get in touch with us the way Nikki gets in touch with Sam only use a phone rather than ask a string of insensitive questions ending with 'You do realise you can only go for gay guys'" which is a reference to when Nikki asked Sam silly insensetive questions in the garden.

Another feature of the second part of the show commences with Russell declaring that while it might be all very well for one group of people to indulge in some activity or other, before continuing: "...but when I suggested that it might be nice to...[engage in some surreal activity vaguely relevant to current goings-on in the Big Brother house], they looked at me as if I were no better than X", where X is the name of a random famous person from past or present. Russell then does an impression of that particular famous person which clearly betrays a confusion over exactly to whom he is referring. For example, if Russell said "They looked at me as if I were no better than Fearne Cotton", he would then do an impression of the fictional character Dot Cotton ("Oh my Nick, Oh Jim, Oh Doctor Legg!" etc., while motioning holding a cigarette), or if Russell said "They looked at me as if I were no better than Fred West", he would then do an impression of Fred Flintstone ("Yabba dabba dooooo!" etc). This surreal process then introduces a short vox pops type film in which the members of the public involved in a particular profession or activity, or to whom Russell referred in the first place give their opinions about current events in the Big Brother house. Every show ends with the phrase "Hare Krishna" . Fearne Cotton (born 3 September 1982, in Northwood, London) is a British television presenter; growing up in the North-West London suburb of Eastcote. ... Dot Branning (formerly Cotton) is a fictional character played by June Brown on the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders. ... Nick Cotton (also known as Nasty Nick Cotton) is a fictional character in the popular British soap opera EastEnders and one of the soaps original bad boys. He has been played by John Altman on and off since appearing in the first episode in 1985. ... Jim Branning is a fictional character on the soap opera EastEnders. ... Dr. Harold Legg was a fictional character in the British soap opera EastEnders. ... Frederick Walter Stephen West (September 29, 1941 – January 1, 1995) was an English construction worker and serial killer who, together with his wife Rosemary West, is believed to have murdered at least twelve young women, many at the couples home in Gloucester, England. ... Fred Flintstone. ... Hare Krishna Mantra in Devanagari. ...

Brand frequently uses the show to mock the media's portrayal of him. He has made several direct references to false newspaper articles and often subtly mocks the tabloids' portrayal of him as a womaniser by inventing stories about his adventures with the "Womanising circuit", a group of men often in the tabloids for their antics with the opposite sex. Brand is clearly also mocking the members of this "circuit", which consists Dean Gaffney (referred to as Gaffney), David Walliams (referred to as Walliams) and Michael Greco (referred to by his EastEnders character's name, Beppe). Dean Gaffney pictured here with Patrick Fitch and Brian Hood Dean Gaffney, born 14 February 1978, is an unlikely crater-faced lothario who played Robbie Jackson in EastEnders. ... David Walliams as Sebastian Love (right) in Little Britain David Walliams (born David Williams, August 20, 1971) is a British comedy actor, best known for his partnership with Matt Lucas in the sketch show Little Britain. ... Michael Greco is an actor, best known for his role as Beppe di Marco in the British soap opera, EastEnders from 1998-2002. ... EastEnders is a popular BBC television soap opera, first broadcast on 19 February 1985. ... Beppe di Marco was a fictional caracter in the BBC soap opera EastEnders. ...

Characters in the show

• Little Paul Scholes - a puppet which is a reference to the football player Paul Scholes, and is often abused and thrown around by Russell. (See below)
• Rosebud the Horse - a man dressed in a horse costume, who allegedly lives in Russell's house as a slave.
• The Whale - a man dressed in a whale costume with a strong scouse accent. He shows little interest in Big Brother, and often clashes with Russell over this.
• Little Jon Connell - a young man who creates displays to prove a point about Big Brother, which Russell usually ends up destroying.
• Russell's ballbags - Russell's scrotum, that seems to live a sensational life separate from Russell. (See above).

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Jon Connell

Russel Brand has on 3 occasions hurt young Jon Connell by destroying 3 pieces of artwork which he created to illustrate a point. Jon Connell usually spends lots of time elaborating and explaining his contraption white Brand loses his patience and ends up destroying the piece of art by kicking it. Russel Brand has destoyed the "Oscillating Arm of Geddon" which showed who was likely to go Sam or Nikki, he also destroyed a map of Britain showing which contestants were likely to go, Imogen, Mikey, Lisa and Nikki because he interpreted it as an attempted by young Jon to "pedal hatred" aimed at Mancunians.

Little Paul Scholes

Little Paul Scholes on Big Brother's Big Mouth

Little Paul Scholes is a small doll with ginger hair, a nasal voice and snub nose, in a reference to the football player Paul Scholes. Throughout the 2006 Celebrity Big Brother series, Russell was assisted by Little Paul Scholes. Presenter Brand claimed during Big Brother 7 that Little Paul Scholes had died (or been written out by the director). The doll is usually in the programme for a few minutes after the break in occasional shows and has a short conversation (often centering around his mistreatment) with Russell Brand usually resulting with him being hit off the bench or sat on. Image File history File links LPS.JPG‎ Summary Little Paul Scholes Licensing I, the creator of this work, hereby release it into the public domain. ... Image File history File links LPS.JPG‎ Summary Little Paul Scholes Licensing I, the creator of this work, hereby release it into the public domain. ... Paul Scholes (born November 16, 1974, in Salford, Greater Manchester) is an English football player who has spent his whole career at Manchester United. ... 2006 (MMVI) is a common year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar. ... It has been suggested that this article or section be merged into Big Brothers Big Mouth. ... Big Brother UK series 7, is currently in broadcast in the United Kingdom as part of the Big Brother reality television series. ...

In the latest series viewers have been informed of numerous incidents whereby Russell has abused Little Paul Scholes. Russell has replaced his excema cream with sulphuric acid and has pushed him towards a career as a rent boy. Little Paul Scholes also had a sexual relationship with Soo from Sooty and Co. One night Little Paul Scholes saw her leave his room and enter Russell Brand's room where they had a one night stand. Soo subsequently became pregnant. The father of the child was unknown although it was believed to be either Russell Brand or Little Paul Scholes as Little Paul Scholes revealed that Soo had been a virgin up until their relationship. Russell agreed to join Little Paul Scholes on the Trisha show to discuss their issues and to have a paternity test but said that regardless of the results Little Paul Scholes would have to raise the offspring. The tets proved that it was in fact Russell's baby, a boy, which was named Little Russell when he was born. Now Sooty has returned and Soo has started sleeping with him and Little Paul Scholes has had to sleep top and tail with Sweep in the other bedroom whilst Soo charges him rent. Sooty is a British puppet and childrens book character popular in the United Kingdom, Australia and other countries. ... One Night Stand is an HBO Stand-up Series that first aired February 15, 1989. ... In Roman times, Vestal Virgins were strictly celibate or they were punished by death. ... Trisha is a British chat show previously aired on ITV in the mornings. ...

Memorable quotes

• "Get in touch with us the way Nikki gets in touch with Sam, only use a phone rather than ask a string of insensitive questions ending with 'You do realise you can only go for gay guys'"
• "I will resort to violence, this is not a democracy, this is Iraq in the good old days!"
• Imitating Susie "I nearly went A over T and I nearly banged my self on the C, it reminded me of a time when I was with my husband actually, he wanted to put his D into my C and he said 'can I put into your A?', I said 'you'll be lucky if I swallow your S!'"
• "Why don't you open the well of madness that is your mind?"
• [To Chinese cook Nancy Lam] "Everything you say sounds like it's come from a fortune cookie written by a mental patient!"
• [When told that Jennie is a potential replacement for Lisa] "No, you can't replace Lisa! Well, not unless you get a packet of fags and write 'fuck' on it!"
• "I think it was Siddhartha who said we must renounce the material world, well unless you want to massive pair of oilies!"

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External links

• Channel 4 - Big Brother - BBBM