Bodington Hall is the largest halls of accommodation that are owned by the University of Leeds. Known as Bod within the university it is located approximately 4 miles from the main campus. Bodington is mainly reserved for undergraduate first year students. The University of Leeds is a major teaching and research university, one of the largest in the United Kingdom with over 32,000 full-time students. ...

The center block of Bodington Hall taken while on the bus.

Bodington houses 700 catered students and 500 self-catered students. It is organised into a series of houses each containing up to 120 students. Catered students are on a 31 week contract which runs through each term while self-catered students have a 39 week contract covering the Christmas and Easter breaks also. Image File history File linksMetadata Download high-resolution version (1600x1200, 891 KB) Image of the center block of Bodington Hall, taken from the bus. ... Image File history File linksMetadata Download high-resolution version (1600x1200, 891 KB) Image of the center block of Bodington Hall, taken from the bus. ...

The facilities include a games room, music room, squash courts, small shop, football and rugby fields and the Bod Bar.

Houses

• Bragg
• Barbier
• Clapham
• Evans
• Grant
• Hey (Not actually a house - a glorified brothel)
• Lattimore
• Mackey - Blocks K, L and M
• McClurkin
• Mortain
• Seton
• Vaughan
• Walsh
• Woodsley
• Maxwell

Hey

A little ditty, "if you want to get your end away go to hey" (as long as you don't gettng your end away to a man)

A house that inside its seedy walls, a film of meat and spin was forged, to see the result of this 'expirement' go to www.meatspin.com

Seton

Following a long and colourful history of this wonderful edifice, occupied by only the champions of Leeds university. Following a land-slide victory, the house was voted in the 1678 elections of Bodington to be the undisputed champion of houses, and has held the title every since. The 1678 elections followed a long and illustrious campaign, whereby the indingous population of Seton fought off many armies of lesser houses, naturally with much success. There is no doubt that Milton wrote his epic Paradise Lost with Seton in mind. It is said, following much speculaton by many literary and religous figures that the Holy Grail lies within, and is guarded by the decendents of christ.

Chris Stevenson

The current president of Seton is Chris Stevenson. Stevenson said in his inauguration speech "It is an honour to become president of what is the best house in Bodington. Being gay it is important to stand and fight those against us. These are troubling times in which it is not safe anymore to walk the streets of Leeds without food or water, similar to the genocide in Rwanda. I believe it was Adolf Hitler who once said "I have a dream" and by the grace of God he achieved this dream. I would also like to announce at this time that from now on Primrose Shipman is an honery nun of the university. May Rev. Harold Shipman rest in peace." Stevenson will be campaigning for anti-semetic rights in late November 2006. In October 2006 Stevenson was accused of performing a Nazi solute to a collegue. These claims were quickly quashed with statesman Stevenson saying "You'll Never Walk Alone" in tribute to the late Bob Monkhouse.

Mackey House

Mackey house is one of the self catered houses in bodington consisting of bloacks K, L and M and housing a maximum of 120 people making it the joint largest house in Bodington. It is currently watched over by Tony and Beatrix and is known for organising events such as Otley runs and paintballing aswell as the usual sunday football. The current president of Mackey is Iain Michael Conlon who was originally sports secretary but took over from JJ in after it was fealt that the house needed a more popular president. The other members on the JCR are deputy president Anthony Zupnik, the social secretary Thomas Allison AKA Johnny and the two sports secretaries Matt Thompson(paedo) and Craig Garner(holecaust denier). Mackey will also soon be getting thier very own personal hoodies in order to distinguish themselves from the rest of Leeds. These hoodies will carry the significant message "Im a cunt because I lived in Mackey 06-07!"

Get Smashed Watch DVD's

A movement of artists that aswell as creating innovative music, go through the phyical torment of a sport that is Get Smashed Watch DVD's. A sport involing willpower - such that only Setonians can comrehend the sheer audacity of such a firm.

Events and Activities

There are many different events and activities that take place in and around Bodington Hall. Two main ones are the two balls each year. The first of these takes place at the end of the first term before Christmas and the second takes place in March. Each house also has two formal dinners per year. There are other activities, such as inter-house sports competitions, gigs in the Bod Bar (see below) and house pub crawls. Balls are objects typically used in games. ... Look up formal in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ...

Bod Bar

The Bod Bar is the on-site bar. It opens between 7:30 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., except for certain sporting events in which it may open earlier and/or stay open later. Many events are hosted here, such as themed parties (Halloween, Christmas, St. Patrick's Day etc.) the (now defunct) "cinema" and gigs. Halloween, or Halloween, is a tradition celebrated on the night of October 31, most notably by children dressing in costumes and going door-to-door collecting sweets, fruit, and other gifts. ... Christmas is an annual holiday that marks the birth of Jesus of Nazareth. ... Statue of Saint Patrick Saint Patrick (died March 17, 462, 492, or 493), is the patron saint of Ireland. ... Look up Gig in Wiktionary, the free dictionary Gig may be: A slang term for a musical engagement A contraction for gigabyte An archaic term for a type of light carriage A type of spear A similarly designed type of fishing tackle A contraction for Captains Gig, a type...

Bodington Newsletter

Bodington publishes its own internal newsletter which contains information about events and notices for students. This was stopped in late 2006 by evil dictator Chris Stevenson in an attempt to prevent free speech. Stevenson justified his actions by saying "This is my body take it and eat it" in reference to Sir Steve Redgrave's 5 gold medals. Matthew Pinsent however was not mentioned.

External links

• UoL - Bodington Catered
• UoL - Bodington Self-Catered
• UoL - Facebook where all the members of Mackey JCR can be found

If you wishe to find more on this Chris Stevenson character, please visit the following website: www."take it and eat it".com For information on the Mackey JCR please visit: *[1]