Carol was a character played by Horatio Sanz on Saturday Night Live. Despite being overweight, crass, loud and obnoxious, she always managed to win over the single guy who came with Carol's best friend (played by Amy Poehler) and her husband (played by Jason Sudeikis). Sudeikis' character in the sketch apparently did not like the company of Carol, demonstrated in the Kevin Spacey episode, when Carol walks in, Spacey exclaimed "Who is this enchanting creature?" to which Sudeikis replied "Yeah, I don't know anything about that but this lady's name is Carol." In the sketches that featured her, drinks are usually requested, to which she usually wanted something outrageous that could only be found somewhere else other than where they were going (such as a Shamrock Shake in a fine restaurant and a Dunkin' Donuts Choconilla Frappechino in another fine restaurant). Her catchphrase which she said at random times was "I'm Carol!" Her speech consisted mostly of sexual innuendo and double entendres. This can be best described in a sketch featuring Alec Baldwin. Baldwin asks her occupation, to which Carol replies highway worker. Baldwin guesses what highway Carol works on, to which she says I-69, referring to the 69 sex position. At the beginning of each episode, Carol displayed the shocker in front of her face. Carol's last appearance was May 20, 2006 with host Kevin Spacey. Sanz was fired that summer and did not return the following season, and the character was retired. The theme song for the Carol sketches is a parody of the theme song from the TV show Maude. The theme song words are: Joined SNL 1998 Status Repertory Web Page [1] Horatio Sanz (he used to be a porn star and his stage name was Fellatio Sanz) (born June 4, 1969) is a comedian and actor who is best known as a former cast member of Saturday Night Live. ... Saturday Night Live (SNL) is a weekly late night 90-minute American comedy-variety show based in New York City which has been broadcast by NBC on Saturday nights since October 11, 1975. ... Amy Poehler in SNLs opening credits. ... Jason Sudeikis (born September 18, 1975) is an American actor and comedian. ... The Shamrock Shake is a seasonal dessert sold at select McDonalds fast-food franchises during March, to commemorate St. ... Dunkin Donuts is an international coffee and donut retailer founded in 1950 in Quincy, Massachusetts, USA by William Rosenberg. ... Innuendo can refer to: For Innuendo as a figure of speech please see Double entendre. ... This article or section does not cite its references or sources. ... Alexander Rae Baldwin III (born April 3, 1958) is an Academy Award-nominated, Screen Actors Guild Award-winning, and Golden Globe Award-winning American actor. ... Engraving by Félicien Rops for Le Diable au Corps, 1865 69 Sex Position The 69 position, also known by its French name soixante-neuf, is one of the most commonly known sexual positions. ... Example of the Shocker. ... And Then Theres Maude (Maudes Theme) was the theme song for the television series Maude, written and performed by Donny Hathaway. ... Maude is a half-hour American television sitcom that was originally broadcast on the CBS network from September 12, 1972 until April 29, 1978. ...

And then there's Carol,

And then there's Carol.

Sassy, Slutty, Sexy, Skanky,

Right on Carol.

I'M CAROL!