The Art of Gimmy

- Gimmy [verb] is doing of an orgasmic pig up the ass. [See squeal]

- Squeal [noun] is the erotic noise an orgasmic pig makes when being gimmied.

- Gimmy gadget [noun] the thing you use to gimmy, may possibly come out of eye if gimmied very fast, and hard, like a jackhammer. A gimmy gadget can be either a choad [ see choad] or a large, copper rod. [ Can be found at a local Walmart] Either item must be disinfected before use.

Example: I gimmied you pig last night so hard with my gimmy gadget that it squealed all night long.

- Choad [noun] - a short stubular penial unit. Also see Uriah.

- Uriah [we're not sure] - a strange homo sapien creature, possesor of a choad. Jacks off to Leroy The Clam's dancing; under the sea.

Waring! Caution! Danger! If you come across a "Uriah" dial 1800-Jack-off immediately. Turn it on speaker. Drop your phone. And head for the hills, but watch out, the hills just may have eyes, or gimmy gadgets.

1 - 800 - Jack - Off [form of phone stimulation] - Telephone number which shall turn you on by listening to a cheap woman telling you jack it towards her. If put on speaker, may ward off Uriahs whilst you run for the hills.

Also reccomended: The Woman Store [We have woman!]

Ima [noun] - a hairy wart on the inside of an orgasmic pig. Located on it's large intestine, if your gimmy gadget comes within contact of the ima, your choad will fall of and go into the fifth demension.

Gludder [noun] - a sticky piece of paper wrapped around a gimmy gadget to keep it from rubbing against an ima. Can be found nearly anywhere in the Yugoslavian borders. Cost about 200 Yugos for a large package. [$0.45 in US and Canada]

Chonquita [noun] - A Yugoslavian Gludder salesperson. Expert on Imas and Gludders. Usually dirty to the touch, with a strange wart on face. Hmm. An Ima? The world may never know.

Sliquer Ima [human] - Mad scientist from the 1200's. Was said to be the creator of the ima. Also said to have created it while trying to find a potion to make her husband's choad into a full fledge Medevil Fighting Stick. [See MFS] She could not find a cure so she was forced to make the gludder.

Medevil Fighting Stick [noun] - a large penis, over 10 feet long, loved by women everywhere.

Example: I gimmed my medevil fighting stick into the pig as it let out a squeal of delight, I remembered to wear my gludder so I wouldn't contract the ima.

Kenny [can't put my finger on it] - a strange stalker that harasses young women and makes orgasmic sexual noises which freaks 9/10 women. The other 1/10 find pleasure from this. Kenny's are very scary and perverted and should be locked up and sent to Uranus. [Your-ain-us] not [Your-in-is] Damn get it right. The ways to ward off a Kenny is to call 1800-jerk-off, not to be confused with 1800-jack-off. [See 1800-jerk-off]

1800-JERK-OFF [number] - phone stimulation for gay men, inwhich the man is supposed to "Yank that rubbie duckie! Quack!"

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