The Church of the Militant Elvis Party is a political party in the United Kingdom, based in Nottinghamshire. This party was founded in 2001 by "Lord Biro" to overthrow capitalism "for turning Elvis into a fat media joke". Their stated mission is to educate the workers through satirical poetry, art, songs and political campaigns. Lord Biro has stood at two general elections and three local council elections. Political parties Part of the Politics series Politics Portal This box: A political party is a political organization that seeks to attain political power within a government, usually by participating in electoral campaigns. ... Nottinghamshire (abbreviated Notts) is an English county in the East Midlands, which borders South Yorkshire, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire and Derbyshire. ...
According to its 2004 accounts, the party had no members apart from its two officers - David Bishop/Lord Biro (Leader and Nominating Officer) and Mr Pickering (Treasurer), and also had no income or expenditure apart from its registration fee[1].
At the 2005 General Election the party fielded one candidate, leader David Bishop, standing at Erewash (UK Parliament constituency). He finished last with 116 votes. The United Kingdom general election of 2005 was held on Thursday, 5 May 2005. ... Erewash is a constituency represented in the House of Commons of the Parliament of the United Kingdom. ...
Lord Biro, real name David Bishop, also contested the parliamentary constituency of Tatton in 1997 under the guise "Lord Byro against the scallywag tories". Tatton is a constituency represented in the House of Commons of the Parliament of the United Kingdom. ...
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^ Church of the militant Elvis, The Statement of Accounts for 2004. The Electoral Commission. Retrieved on 2006-12-03.
For the Manfred Mann album, see 2006 (album). ... is the 337th day of the year (338th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ...
She was the leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to 1990, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom throughout the 1980s and has been the only woman to hold either post.
She is an elder stateswoman of the Conservative Party and the figurehead of a political philosophy that became known as Thatcherism, which involves reduced public spending, lower direct taxation, de-regulation, a monetarist policy, and a programme of privatisation of government-owned industries.
Shortly afterwards, her leadership was challenged from within the party and, having failed to gain the confidence of a clear majority of Conservative MPs, she chose to resign and return to the back benches, her defeat attributable at least in part to inadequate advice and campaigning.
Party politics is all a big horrible, incompetent retardathon as far as I'm concerned, and it's not all that much fun.
It is with great pleasure, therefore that I read the policies of Lord Biro, leader of the Church of the MilitantElvisparty, standing against the perma-tanned, bigoted loon Kilroy in Erewash.
The Church of the MilitantElvisParty is perhaps the most overlooked of all the parties, and therefore, I consider it my duty to spread the word.
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