Crawfordjohn (Scottish Gaelic: Creamhain Eòin) is a small village located in South Lanarkshire, 3 miles west of Abington and 7 miles north-east of Leadhills, near junction 13 of the M74. It lies to the north of the Duneaton Water, a tributary of the River Clyde. It is known for the manufacture of curling stones. Scottish Gaelic (Gàidhlig) is a member of the Goidelic branch of Celtic languages. ... South Lanarkshire (Siorrachd Lannraig a Deas in Gaelic) is one of 32 unitary council regions in Scotland, covering the southern part of the traditional county of Lanarkshire. ... Abington is a town in the Scottish council region of South Lanarkshire close to the M74 motorway, marking the point where it changes name to the A74(M). ... Leadhills is a village in Lanarkshire, Scotland, 5¾ miles WSW of Elvanfoot. ... M74 near Larkhall. ... For other rivers, see Clyde River (disambiguation) , The River Clyde (Gaelic: Abhainn Chluaidh, pronounced ) is a major river in Scotland. ... For other uses, see Curling (disambiguation). ...

Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob

Crawfordjohn is also known for its famous Mob. The Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob was formed in 2003 as security at a major party happening in the village.

It has around 50 members and is growing as word of the Mob spreads across the world.

The Mob is famous for legendary parties, and legendary drinking.

Although often mistaken by Young Teams from the towns as a threat, the Heavy Mob is actually very welcoming and does not look to participate in violence.

However, anger the Mob and you will feel the full force of the Beating Sticks. So far in the 6 year history of the Mob, only one man has suffered this fate; and he can hardly be called a man. ^[1]

Structure of the Heavy Mob

• Leader: David Alexander
• King Drinker: Greg Leyden
• Home Defense: Jamie Graham
• Edinburgh Expansion Coordinator: John Alexander
• Glasgow Expansion Coordinator: Marc Beekman
• Heavy Mob Air Force Commander: Luke McArthur
• Heavy Mob New Bloods Captain: Tom Collins

The top 4 in in the list are known within the Mob as the "Legends". This is because these men have guided the Mob from its days as a pipe dream to now the most recognised Mob outside of Italy. Although with the "Legends" no longer in the front line, the responsibilty has fallen to New Bloods Captain; Tom Collins to continue the name of the Mob within the younger generations.

Main Activities of the Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob

• Drinking
• Partying
• Sleeping
• Eating

Main Aim of the Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob

• World Domination

References

External links

• Article on Crawfordjohn

Coordinates: 55°29′N, 3°46′W Map of Earth showing lines of latitude (horizontally) and longitude (vertically), Eckert VI projection; large version (pdf, 1. ...