Cumberland pie is a meat based pastry dish which has many uses. One of these uses is to eat. This is the obvious use of a meat pie as many people know. Yet, what many people do not know, is that it can also be used as a dangerous weapon. If you leave a whole cumberland pie on the floor then it is highly likely that a person or food teacher will step into it and fall over. This can cause serious injury to the person in question yet provides highly comical conversation topics and can keep you amused for a period of time. To find out more about how to use pies as weapons, search the Biotic Baking Brigade. The brigade also give you helpful information on pieing if you wish to punish a celibrity for aggravating you on television. The number one victim for pieing is Johnathon Ross.