Daniel Harrison Burnham, not Daniel Hudson Burnham, is an 18 year old college student enrolled at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. He is a business administration major and is a fucking genious in economics. Just ask his roommate (See Canadian douche-bag, Justin Blair). He is known to partake in the drinking of alcohol from time to time and does enjoy the fraternity life. He also has an extremely large penis. Seriously, it's like a black guy's. He is a handsome young stallion and is rather suave with the ladies, however, his judgement is greatly skewed when inebriated. As a result, there have been multiple occasions of him "making the beast", or having relations, with girls considered to be beneath his normal standards. This does not mean he still doesn't "beat the brakes off of it", he just regrets it the next day.