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Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw
Genre	Shock Jock
Running time	5 hours (5-10 AM PT)
Country	United States
Home station	101.5 KGB (April 1 1990-1992) (1997-present day) Rock 102 (1992-1997) Image File history File links Broom_icon. ... A shock jock is a slang term used to describe a type of radio broadcaster (sometimes a disk jockey) who attracts attention using humor that a significant portion of the listening audience may find offensive. ... Image File history File links This is a lossless scalable vector image. ... KGB-FM (also 101. ... In many works of fiction, events may simply be described as taking place in the Present Day. This can mean one of three things: The events depicted take place at the time the media is viewed or read; The events depicted take place at the exact date in history when... KIOZ-FM, also known as Rock 105. ...
Starring	Dave Rickards, Shelly Dunn, Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph, Chris Boyer, Dave Abromowitz, Ruth 66
Creator(s)	Cookie Randolph
Producer(s)	Emily MaGuire
Air dates	April 1st, 1990 – present day
Website	http://www.dscshow.com
Podcast feed	http://www.101kgb.com/cc-common/podcast.html

Dave, Emily, Shelly, unknown technician, and Chainsaw

Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw is a morning show on 101.5 KGB in San Diego, California and syndicated on Q103.3 in Temecula, California. It is named for its three main hosts, Dave Rickards, Shelly Dunn, and the “Dean of American Sportscasters”, Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph. Dave Rickards is the lead host of Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw. ... Cookie Chainsaw Randolph (DOB unknown) is a popular radio personality in San Diego, California. ... In many works of fiction, events may simply be described as taking place in the Present Day. This can mean one of three things: The events depicted take place at the time the media is viewed or read; The events depicted take place at the exact date in history when... Image File history File links Feed-icon. ... Image File history File links Metadata Size of this preview: 800 × 533 pixelsFull resolution (1752 × 1168 pixel, file size: 479 KB, MIME type: image/jpeg) Dave Rickards, Emily Maguire, Shelly Dunn, unknown technician, and Cookie Chainsaw Randolph perform a live show at In Cahoots. ... Image File history File links Metadata Size of this preview: 800 × 533 pixelsFull resolution (1752 × 1168 pixel, file size: 479 KB, MIME type: image/jpeg) Dave Rickards, Emily Maguire, Shelly Dunn, unknown technician, and Cookie Chainsaw Randolph perform a live show at In Cahoots. ... KGB-FM (also 101. ... “San Diego” redirects here. ... Official language(s) English Capital Sacramento Largest city Los Angeles Largest metro area Greater Los Angeles Area  Ranked 3rd  - Total 158,302 sq mi (410,000 km²)  - Width 250 miles (400 km)  - Length 770 miles (1,240 km)  - % water 4. ... KTMQ, known onair as Q103. ... Temecula is a city in southwestern Riverside County, California, United States. ... Dave Rickards is the lead host of Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw. ... Cookie Chainsaw Randolph (DOB unknown) is a popular radio personality in San Diego, California. ...

The show was originally called “The Dawn Patrol” during their first tenure on KGB Radio. When the group moved to Rock 102 (now Rock 105.3), the group changed the show name to simply “Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw”, the name they use to this day. ClearChannel bought Rock 105.3 and 101.5 KGB in 1997, and the show moved back to KGB. KPRI-FM (also 102. ... KIOZ-FM, also known as Rock 105. ...

The radio show has found great success in San Diego, releasing 16 best-of CDs and two motion pictures that have received cult status in San Diego and Temecula. For other uses see film (disambiguation) Film refers to the celluliod media on which movies are printed Film — also called movies, the cinema, the silver screen, moving pictures, photoplays, picture shows, flicks, or motion pictures, — is a field that encompasses motion pictures as an art form or as...

• In addition to the main hosts, there are numerous other staff and other players:
• Chris Boyer (also called "Cliff Boiler" by Dave) mans a drum kit, on which he plays rimshots, drum hits, clangs, etc., and is generally known for making arguments about matters in which he has no, or entirely too much, experience.
• "Ruth 66" (photo) (named in reference to the famous US highway Route 66) is the traffic reporter, and an ex-prostitute whose knowledge is frequently tapped.
• Emily Maguire is the producer, and responsible for screening calls.
• David "Bromo" Abromowitz is the sports producer and constant comic relief.
• "Chucko" is the news producer. Her real first name is Shelley; she is so nicknamed to avoid confusion between her and Shelly.
• Wayne Abromowitz and Judy Abromowitz are Bromo's parents. Wayne lives in Mexico and is a big Roy Acuff fan to the point where he is attempting to organize a Roy Acuff museum, and has requested financial support to the tune of $100,000,000 USD and on-air support.

Various listeners feature prominently in the show as well: A drum kit (or drum set or trap set) is a collection of drums, cymbals and sometimes other percussion instruments arranged for convenience playing by a single drummer. ... In logic, an argument is a set of statements, consisting of a number of premises, a number of inferences, and a conclusion, which is said to have the following property: if the premises are true, then the conclusion must be true or highly likely to be true. ... Motto: (Out Of Many, One) (traditional) In God We Trust (1956 to date) Anthem: The Star-Spangled Banner Capital Washington D.C. Largest city New York City None at federal level (English de facto) Government Federal constitutional republic  - President George Walker Bush (R)  - Vice President Dick Cheney (R) Independence from... Alternate meanings of Route 66: New Jersey State Highway 66, Interstate 66, and a company named after the route US Highway 66 or Route 66 was and is the most famous road in the United States highway system and quite possibly the most famous and storied highway in the world. ... A traffic report is an element of a radio program that informs the listeners as to the state of roads within the broadcast area. ... Prostitution is the sale of sexual services (typically manual stimulation, oral sex, sexual intercourse, or anal sex) for cash or other kind of return, generally indiscriminately with many persons. ... This article or section is not written in the formal tone expected of an encyclopedia article. ... Roy Acuff on the cover of The Great Roy Acuff (1964) Roy Claxton Acuff (15 September 1903 – 23 November 1992) was an American country musician. ... The United States dollar is the official currency of the United States. ...

• Listener Lex frequently sends humorous stories into the show by email. His trademark closing begins "Love your show like..." and ends with something funny and pertinent. These trademark endings are often imitated, much to Listener Lex's dismay.
• Commander Butch is a US Navy commander, who served aboard the USS Germantown (sometimes referred to by Chainsaw as the "Gerbiltown") and is currently stationed in Bahrain.
• Blind Stan (photo) is a man currently in need of a kidney, who has called up with funny stories on several occasions.
• Quiet-Talking James (real name: James Johnson) is a local musician whose band plays at the Kraken. James' voice is very smooth and calm. James' band won the 2005 Homemade Jingle Contest with a Frank Sinatra parody (see: Homemade Jingle Contest)
• Tony Mason ([1]) frequently submits jingles picking on Bromo, Boyer and other aspects of the show.
• Sheree Martin (dubbed "Chick in the Chair", due to her handicap) usually emails/calls in her opinions. In 2000, The DCS Charities paid for a van that is specialized for her. Later, she was hired by ClearChannel to work traffic & weather reports, etc. Currently she does weekends on KLSD AM 1360.
• Big Black Buttplug Claire was a caller into a bit where listeners nominated the "worst wedding present ever". Claire herself had received the "big, black buttplug", as she called it — from her fiancé, who wanted her to wear it to the wedding. (She called it off.)

The opening theme song to the show is “Summer Song” by Joe Satriani. E-mail, or email, is short for electronic mail and is a method of composing, sending, and receiving messages over electronic communication systems. ... The United States Navy (USN) is the branch of the United States armed forces responsible for naval operations. ... The second USS Germantown is the second Whidbey Island-class dock landing ship in the United States Navy. ... The kidneys are organs that filter wastes (such as urea) from the blood and excrete them, along with water, as urine. ... “Sinatra” redirects here. ... A van is a vehicle used for transporting goods or groups of people. ... ... Butt plugs are sex toys that are designed to be inserted in the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. ... Joseph Satch Satriani (born on July 15, 1956, in Westbury, New York, U.S.) is an American guitarist and former guitar instructor. ...

Bits

Joke of the Day

Dave, Chainsaw, and Boyer perform a brief skit at the start of each show. Dave narrates, and all three (or at least some combination thereof) provide voices. Recurring characters include: A recurring character is a fictional character, usually in a prime time TV series, who is not a main character, but appears from time to time during the series run. ...

• Father Pat McGroin (Chainsaw)
• Rock 102's “Deputy Program Director” Barney Fife (Chainsaw)
• Floyd the Barber (Chainsaw)
• Dr. Hymen Papsmear (Chainsaw) (usually a psychiatrist, as stereotypically indicated by the German accent)
• Zeke/Skeeter (Rich Berra, former cast member)
• Festus, the Old Sharecropper (Boyer)
• Dave's Uncle Chester (Boyer)
• Dave's Aunt Edna (Chainsaw)
• Twatski LeRue (Tree)

The Joke Of The Day is available as a podcast from the station's website since late 2005. This article is about the sacrament. ... Deputy Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show Bernard Barney Fife[1] was the fictional deputy sheriff in the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. ... Howard McNear as barber Floyd Lawson Floyd Lawson was a fictional character on the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. ... Psychiatry is a branch of medicine dealing with the prevention, assessment, diagnosis, treatment, and rehabilitation of the mind and mental illness. ... A podcast is a digital media file, or a series of such files, that is distributed over the Internet using syndication feeds for playback on portable media players and personal computers. ...

More information on the Joke of the Characters can be found at http://www.101kgb.com/dsc/characters.html

Jokes Gone Wild

Every Wednesday, an old Joke of the Day is dug up that can no longer be aired because it is too obscene (partly because of the Super Bowl XXXVIII Halftime Show and the FCC backlash to it). It is then played anyway, but with heavy censoring (the online stream broadcast of the show is aired unedited), and then made available uncensored on the Jokes Gone Wild page or a podcast subscription via iTunes. This is their way around the FCC obscenity rules, since those only apply to broadcasts, not to websites. Janet Jackson covers her exposed breast immediately after Justin Timberlake tears off part of her wardrobe to expose it Super Bowl XXXVIII, which was broadcast live on February 1, 2004 from Houston, Texas, was noted for a controversial halftime show in which Janet Jacksons bare breast was exposed by... A podcast is a digital media file, or a series of such files, that is distributed over the Internet using syndication feeds for playback on portable media players and personal computers. ... This article is about the iTunes application. ...

The name is a pun on Girls Gone Wild. This article is about the franchise. ...

Lash Wednesday

Dave assumes the role of "Reverend Dave, a Real Radio Priesty Guy", and takes calls from listeners who report their sins (usually pranks, in retaliation for some offense committed by the prank's recipient). Before and after the sin, Dave "whips" the sinner (the "whip" is actually a sample), and in response, the sinner (whether male or female) is expected to moan or scream. One of the sinners wins a prize, and the sinners often win more for the eroticism of their moaning than on the quality of the sin itself. This article does not cite any references or sources. ... And distinguish from wip and WIP. A type of whip known as a riding crop The word whip describes two basic types of tools: A long stick-like device, usually slightly flexible, with a small bit of leather or cord, called a popper, on the end. ... This article is about reusing existing sound recordings in creating new works. ... Eroticism is an aesthetic focus on sexual desire, especially the feelings of anticipation of sexual activity. ...

Sinners are also expected to refer to Dave only as "Reverend Dave", "Reverend Daddy", or some variation thereof, on the grounds that "I did not spend five long… hard… grueling… dollars to have you call me 'Dave'" (as Dave puts it). Those who slip up and call him simply "Dave" are lambasted by Boyer (called "Altar Boyer" during Lash Wednesday), in the form "IT'S REVEREND DAVE, YOU [stream of insults]!". An insult is a statement or action which affronts or demeans someone. ...

At the beginning and end of Lash Wednesday, AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" is played. Each time Bon Scott sings "highway to hell", Dave snaps his whip. Dave remarks that he is "the only Reverend who can whip to the beat". This article is about about the band. ... Ronald Belford Bon Scott (July 9, 1946 – February 19, 1980) was a Scottish born Australian rock musician. ...

There were many complaints by a group of local Catholic priests called the Catholic League, of the opinion that the bit casts a negative shadow on the church. This was climaxed by an appearance on the local NBC affiliate. The protesting priests requested a boycott of the radio station by all sponsors and listeners until the bit was cancelled. Dave invited a priest to the show to vent his opinion; during the priest's appearance, he exhibited little knowledge about the bit, or about the radio show. Nothing has been heard about this since. KNSD is the NBC television station based in San Diego, California. ...

Stump the Joke Czar

Dave is the Joke Czar, and is backed by Boyer, the Count of the Court of Kooks. There are three rules to Stump the Joke Czar:

• Nobody on the show must have heard the joke before.
• The joke must be funny; or else, it is not considered a joke.
• "No homemaders" (jokes not made up by a professional comedian); only "brand-name" jokes are accepted.

The best joke wins a prize.

Note that if Dave/Boyer/crew finishes the joke correctly, the caller is expected to "Hang Up In Shame" without comment. Callers who protest are berated loudly by Boyer.

Dave often reminds listeners that "It's a challenge, not a nickname". Sometimes Shelly adds "Stumpy the Joke Czar". It is also clarified that the correct spelling is "Czar", not "Tsar". Tsar (Bulgarian, Serbian and Macedonian цар, Russian  , in scientific transliteration respectively car and car ), occasionally spelled Czar or Tzar and sometimes Csar or Zar in English, is a Slavonic term designating certain monarchs. ...

A variation on "Stump the Joke Czar", called "Stump the Joke Czar Challenge", exists where listeners call in, create a setting, an action, and a person, and Dave, Boyer, or Chainsaw will come up with a joke to complement the given facts, told more or less in the style of a Joke of the Day. If they cannot make up a funny joke, the caller will win some sort of prize.

This idea was first brought to radio in 1986 by Jackie Martling, Fred Norris and Howard Stern. Back then it was called "Stump the Jokeman" and continued until 2001 when Martling left the Stern show. This article does not cite any references or sources. ... This article does not cite any references or sources. ... This article is a biography of Howard Stern as an individual; for information regarding his radio show see The Howard Stern Show. ...

Chin Dong Time

When one of the players spouts something that is significantly proven wrong, he/she would wear a chin dong for 15 minutes.

Little Kids Tell Dirty Jokes

Similar to Stump the Joke Czar, but with an emphasis on jokes about sexual topics, and with an age limit of about 12 — literally, a limit: only callers younger than 12 are allowed.

Bromo Brain Bowl

Dave administers a quiz to a guest on the show, and then to Bromo, having between 5 and 20 questions. The person who gets the most questions right (usually the guest) wins. In the event of a tie, both the guest's attempt and Bromo's attempt are timed, and the fastest attempt wins. Bromo has won fewer than five Brain Bowls, and has been beaten by every member of the show, several listeners, and even children. He has even been beaten by Boyer, with the added constraint that Boyer only received every other word of each question. A quiz is a form of game or mind sport in which the players (as individuals or in teams), attempt to answer questions correctly. ...

Name is Your Buzzer

Dave plays a series of songs, usually in a particular theme. People on the show "buzz in" by saying their name; Dave stops the song, and the person who buzzed in first must give the title of the song and the name of the artist who made it famous.

Chainsaw keeps score. Correct answers earn +1 and incorrect answers earn -1, unless Dave assigns a song extra points (as he sometimes does so that whoever is running last can take the lead). Typically, however, the score becomes meaningless when Dave assigns a point total of between 40,000 and 5,000,000 points to the last song.

Players usually contribute a US $5 ante, with the winner taking the pot. The United States dollar, or American dollar, is the official currency of the United States. ... // Wikibooks Poker has more about this subject: Betting This article describes the common terms, rules, and procedures in the game, but does not cover the strategic impact of betting. ...

Make Us Say Wow

Listeners call up and tell a story that they believe will amaze the hosts. If any host is moved by the story to say "wow", and the listener catches it (an important point that has disqualified more than one player), the listener wins a prize.

60-Second Divorce

Listeners call up and tell Dave exactly what the listener will tell his or her significant other. Dave then calls the significant other, and the listener proceeds to bother the significant other according to the stated plan. If the significant other hangs up, casts unairable profanity upon the listener, or otherwise reacts with sufficient anger, the listener wins a prize. If the listener reveals that it is a radio game, he or she is disqualified. Significant other Significant Other is the second studio album by Limp Bizkit, released on June 22, 1999. ... Look up Profanity in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ...

Dave usually puts suggestions into the listener's ear, which the significant other cannot hear (a feature of the station phone system: the significant other can only hear Dave and the other hosts when Dave turns on the appropriate switch). These suggestions generally come in the following order:

1. “I'm not askin'.”
2. “I am the chief! You are the lowly squaw! The chief has spoken!”
3. “You're a selfish lover.”
4. “I am the General! You are the lowly Private!”

The Baby Talk Game

Female listeners only; Dave connects each player to her boyfriend or husband, whom she tries to cajole into talking baby talk to her. She is restrained by a rule that she may not ask him explicitly to baby-talk to her; if she does, or she reveals that it's a radio show, they will be disqualified. Thus, she must come up with more-subtle techniques; the most common is “talk to me in that way”, which almost every man completely fails to get. She has 60 seconds to get some baby talk out of him. This article is about the form of speech. ...

When a woman succeeds, Dave berates the man on the air, asking him what happened to his manhood that he now speaks baby talk; also, the woman wins a prize.

Celebrity Poke with Greatness

Listeners call up and report having sex with a celebrity. The best story wins a prize. It has been suggested that Duration of sexual intercourse be merged into this article or section. ... For other uses, see Celebrity (disambiguation). ...

Embarrassing Moms

Listeners call up and report the most embarrassing thing their mother has done to them. Dave then calls their mother, and asks her the most embarrassing thing she did to the caller. If she tells the same story, the caller wins a prize. For other uses, see Mother (disambiguation). ...

On Father's Day, this bit is done as Embarrassing Dads. Fathers Day is a secular holiday inaugurated in the early twentieth century to complement Mothers Day in celebrating fatherhood and parenting by males, and to honor and commemorate fathers and forefathers. ...

Kinky Moms

The same as Embarrassing Moms, but with a twist: the caller tells Dave who he or she believes is kinkier, and the kinkiest thing the caller has ever done. Dave then calls the caller's mother, and asks her who's kinkier, and the kinkiest thing the mother has ever done. If the hosts decide that the caller was right about who is kinkier, the caller wins a prize. KINK is a commercial broadcast radio station serving the Portland, Oregon metro area. ...

The music that plays in the background is “Jungle Fever” by The Chakachas. The Chakachas were a Belgium based group of Latin Soul studio musicians. ...

PDQ

The Parental Doink Quiz has listeners call up, and then guess the last time their parents had sex. Then Dave calls their parents, and asks when they last had sex; if their answers match, the caller wins a prize.

The music that plays in the background alterantes between “Jungle Fever” by The Chakachas, and the music that is used for Aunt Edna segments.

GPDQ

The Grandparent Doink Quiz. Same as the PDQ, but with the caller's grandparents instead of the caller's parents.

The Worst (Insert Holiday Here) Ever!

Usually the Monday after a major holiday (Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc.) Dave would ask listeners to call in to explain their bad holiday. The Worst Thanksgiving Ever is always started with a best-of bit of a lady calling in to explain that her grandfather died when they thought that he was sleeping all along when her entire family was together to celebrate the holidays. The person who the group determines had the worst holiday usually receives a prize.

Chicks Don't Know Sports

A game, played with women only. Dave (or Chainsaw) will name an athlete, past or present and the caller must name what sport the athlete plays (without repeating the name; otherwise the caller is disqualified because she might be telling it to a male friend nearby). If the woman gives three correct answers in a row, she wins a prize.

The game was spawned when Dave asked his daughters and girlfriend about different athletes and what sport they play.

Dave has banned lesbians from playing the game with the assumption that all lesbians follow sports and thereby know most athletes by name and sport. This article is about homosexual women, not inhabitants of the Greek island of Lesbos A lesbian (lowercase L) is a homosexual woman. ...

Best-of DSC Albums

Every year since the Dawn Patrol days, the group has released compact cassettes and then compact discs of their best bits of the past year. Because all of the best-of compilations were released around Thanksgiving Day, some bits after October are not included, in which those bits are included in next year's compilation. Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrated in much of North America, generally observed as an expression of gratitude, usually to God. ...

• 1990 - “The Rookie Season”
• 1991-1992 - “Sophomoric Behavior”
• 1992-1993 - “Repeat Offenders” (Includes the famous Shuttle Landing April Fools Joke)
• 1993-1994 - “Exposed!”
• 1994-1995 - “Old Lady Maggothead”
• 1995-1996 - “Sprechen Sie Douche”
• 1996-1997 - “Double Talking Liars” (The name was taken from a caller venting his dislike of the show)
• 1997-1998 - “No Talent Punks” (See Double Talking Liars)
• 1998-1999 - “Decade of Decadence”
• 1999-2000 - “The Breast of...Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw”
• 2000-2001 - “Nothing But Trouble”
• 1990-2002 - “The Greatest CD Ever!” (Considered a greatest hits album, as it includes bits from 1990 up to 2002)
• 2002-2003 - “Puppets are Clogging My Brain”
• 2003-2004 - “The J-K Conspiracy” (The motion picture and the best-of CD was packaged in one)
• 2004-2005 - “The DJs are the Heroes”
• 2005-2006 - “The Trouble With Money” (Motion picture and best-of packaged in one. Also includes the director's cut of The J-K Conspiracy.)

... A greatest hits album (sometimes referred to as a best of album) is a compilation album of successful, previously released songs by a particular music artist or band. ... The J-K Conspiracy is a movie produced by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, directed by Chainsaw, and released in 2005. ... The Trouble with Money is a short movie produced by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, directed by Chainsaw, and released in late 2006. ...

The Twelve Days of Christmas/The Grand-a-Day Every Day Giveaway

Traditionally, every day for twelve days (not including weekends), ending on Christmas Day, US$1000 is given away to a listener. In 2005, however, DSC used the proceeds of their "Best of" album last year (which included the major motion picture "The J–K Conspiracy") to make the twelve days a $5,000 a day give-away. Week End The weekend is a part of the week lasting one or two days in which most paid workers do not work. ... For other uses, see Christmas (disambiguation). ... “USD” redirects here. ...

Variations include the Twelve Days of Christmas in July and the Grand-a-Day Every Day Giveaway.

In the Grand-a-Day Every Day Giveaway, listeners enter on Friday, after 10 AM, on the website. In 2005, the website stopped accepting entries after 101 were submitted; this restriction was lifted in the May 2006 return of the promotion. Five are chosen and awarded over the course of the following week. The five that are chosen are usually people or families that are in need, or members of the armed service or their families who need financial support.

Receiving the prize depends on being able to receive Dave's call when he places it, which is done live on the air. If Dave can't reach the winner, the tenth caller receives the prize instead. This is not the case for The Twelve Days of Christmas; that contest has back-up winners.

The Grand-a-Day Every Day Giveaway was brought back for the month of May 2006. However, unlike 2005, there is no limit on how many people can enter.

The background music to the Twelve Days of Christmas is “Wizards in Winter” by Mannheim Steamroller. The background music to the Grand-a-Day Every Day Giveaway is “Flying in a Blue Dream” by Joe Satriani. Mannheim Steamroller is an 18th century classical rock group founded by Chip Davis, and co-founded by Jackson Berkey, well-known for their modern recordings of holiday music (notably Christmas). ...

The Homemade Jingle Contest

Every few years (1996, 2002, 2005, 2007), listeners are asked to create jingles for the show and email them in. These are short songs (up to 60 seconds, though this was not enforced - the 2005 winning song was 3 minutes long), usually centered around one aspect of the show. Some are take-offs on real songs; others are completely original. During the contest, each candidate entry is played during the show. The submitters of the three best songs (as determined by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, or internet vote) win prizes. E-mail, or email, is short for electronic mail and is a method of composing, sending, and receiving messages over electronic communication systems. ... Look up second in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ...

The first-prize winner in 1996 was "Ode to Boyer", by Tony Mason.

The first-prize winner in 2002 was "The Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw Show" by the band "Hightower".

The first-prize winner in 2005 was Quiet-Talking James, with "Sinatra ASNR", a cover of a Frank Sinatra song. (See Other bits for the definition of ASNR.) “Sinatra” redirects here. ...

A variation of the contest was played, asking listeners to submit a San Diego Chargers fight song. The contest was cancelled without a winner the day after the Chargers departure from the 2006 NFL Playoffs. “Chargers” redirects here. ... A fight song is primarily a sports term, referring to a song associated with a team. ... The NFL playoffs following the 2006 NFL season led up to Super Bowl XLI. // at RCA Dome, Indianapolis, Indiana Game time: 4:30 p. ...

Roddd & Lance

Played by Dave (Roddd) and Chainsaw (Lance) using a special audio setup where Dave would speak only in the left speaker, and Chainsaw in the right speaker, with both voices filtered. Roddd and Lance are chippendale dancers at the "Swinging Pinkus" who often appear when a female listener is on the phone, almost always starting with "what are you wearing?!" and Roddd lets out a "ahhhhhhhh" when the lady says what she is wearing before she finishes speaking. Recently, Lance has not made an appearance, with Roddd going solo. Chippendale may refer to: Thomas Chippendale, or his furniture Chippendales dancers, a chain of clubs and troupe of performers Chippendale, New South Wales [edit] See also Chip n Dale Category: ...

Roddd is, in fact, the correct spelling. Sometimes Roddd will ask the listener if she knows how his name is spelled. "R-O-D" is the typical response, this being how the name is usually spelled. "No," says Roddd, "It's R-O-D-D-D. Do you know why?" "No", the listener always says. "Because it's an extra-long rod!" he replies, in an allusion to penis length. The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external male sexual organ. ...

Roddd is also very fond of "Pie". He likes his PIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE. The vagina, (from Latin, literally sheath or scabbard ) is the tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. ...

Golf bets

Every Thursday, the station hosts an event called "Dave's Free Thursday Golf". Four listeners (who have entered on the website) have their green fees paid by the station, for a golf game which is played at a different course every week. This article is about the sport of golf. ...

Often, Dave bets Bromo that Bromo cannot achieve a certain score. If Bromo loses the bet, Bromo must do something embarrassing, usually involving a thong or streaking. Other bets have left Bromo owing over $10 million to Dave (now paid off). Look up thong in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... A participant of the Bay to Breakers. ... The United States dollar is the official currency of the United States. ...

Also, whenever Bromo is asked "Why do you take all these crazy golf bets?", Bromo must answer "Can't you go one darn day without seeing my wanger flopping in your face, you homo?!". This is, appropriately, a result of yet another golf bet. Turn of the century sewing in Detroit, Michigan An old sewing machine Sewing is an ancient craft involving the stitching of cloth, leather, animal skins, furs, or other materials, using needle and thread. ... The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external male sexual organ. ... Homosexuality refers to sexual interaction and / or romantic attraction between individuals of the same sex. ...

Half-Baked Crackpot News

Shelly Dunn reads the day's news stories. The reporters who record various clips get their voices made fun of by everybody on the show. Rick Cruz, in particular, has a very sultry voice that was imitated by Dave during Cruz's employment at ClearChannel News Los Angeles. Some stories get made fun of as well.

As of 2005, Rick Cruz has been replaced as the butt of jokes by Ann Compton of ABC News, particularly for her pronunciation of "President Boosh". Preceding most Ann Compton reports, Shelly and Dave's impression of Compton exchange barbs. Similarly, when Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger speaks, Dave often imitates him and argues with Chainsaw in the puppet of former governor Gray Davis. 2005 is a common year starting on Saturday of the Gregorian calendar. ... Ann Compton Ann Compton is an American news reporter. ... ABC News Special Report ident, circa 2006 ABC News is a division of American television and radio network ABC, owned by The Walt Disney Company. ... George Walker Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the 43rd and current President of the United States, inaugurated on January 20, 2001. ... Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger (German pronunciation (IPA): ) (born July 30, 1947) is an Austrian-American bodybuilder, actor, and politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of the U.S. state of California. ... Joseph Graham Davis Jr. ...

Celebrity Gossip

Dave reads stories of events in the lives of celebrities, and everybody makes fun of them. Sometimes, Dave will provide the URL for a picture relating to a story, usually a redirect through the notlong service. These pictures generally involve exposed nipples or cameltoe. A Uniform Resource Locator, URL (spelled out as an acronym, not pronounced as earl), or Web address, is a standardized address name layout for resources (such as documents or images) on the Internet (or elsewhere). ... This article is about anatomical structure. ... Cameltoe caused by tight fitting bikini A camels toes Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of a womans vulva when seen through tight, form-fitting clothes. ...

Celebrity Gossip usually comes immediately before the Half-Baked Crackpot News.

Chainsaw Sports

Chainsaw recounts the previous day's sports events between the :20s and :40s of every hour the DSC is on, with clips, scores, and scheduling of future games.

Whether a professional-basketball story is in the line-up or not, Chainsaw will say "Meanwhile, in the National Ba—", play a clip (often of a stand-up comedian), and finish with "—sketball Association". This article is about the sport. ... “NBA” redirects here. ... Stand-up comedy is a style of comedy where the performer speaks directly to the audience, with the absence of the theatrical fourth wall. ... “NBA” redirects here. ...

Sometimes, when a San Diego Padres baseball game is covered, there will be a clip of Bud Schlitz (played by Chainsaw), identified as an MLB.com announcer. Bud Schlitz is an alcoholic character who generally covers the home runs of "Briiiiian Giiiiles, the battah". Bud has recently gone into an alcoholic rehab center around the same time Brian Giles was in a home run slump, but since has left and continued his alcoholic ways after a rather "clean" home run call; at Busch Stadium, nonetheless. Major league affiliations National League (1969–present) West Division (1969–present) Current uniform Retired Numbers 6, 19, 31, 35, 42 Name San Diego Padres (1969–present) Other nicknames Pads, Friars Ballpark PETCO Park (2004–present) Qualcomm Stadium (1969-2003) a. ... This article is about the sport. ... Alcoholism is the consumption of, or preoccupation with, alcoholic beverages to the extent that this behavior interferes with the drinkers normal personal, family, social, or work life, and may lead to physical or mental harm. ... Mark McGwire swinging for the fences. ... Brian Stephen Giles (born January 21, 1971, in El Cajon, California) is a Major League Baseball right fielder who plays for the San Diego Padres (2003–present). ... Busch Stadium (also referred to informally as New Busch Stadium or Busch Stadium III) is the new home for the St. ...

Also, Chainsaw has been known to "cover" famous sports events that took place many years ago, in a high, nasal voice along with "Buck Bicep" (also Chainsaw) whose voice is a stereotypical jock voice. Buck is usually incomprehensible, while Chainsaw's voice soars into the upper limits of listenability.

The Chris Boyer Featurette

Every Friday before the end of the show, Boyer reads a long list of events that took place during the current week, and winds up with a long poem (usually involving many sexual double entendres). The featurette is described by Dave as "Not nearly as long, nor as good, as a regular feature", hence the term "featurette". Poetry (ancient Greek: poieo = create) is an art form in which human language is used for its aesthetic qualities in addition to, or instead of, its notional and semantic content. ... A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. ...

The song that plays in the background is an orchestration of Midway March from the 1976 film Midway. Midway is a 1976 war film made by the Mirisch Corporation and released by Universal Pictures . ...

The Ten-Listener Poll

When an issue between one or more of the group emerges and no middle ground could be found, Dave often chooses to offer a poll in which he takes 10 un-screened callers and ask a question (usually yes-or-no) based on the problem at hand. This is considered the "end-all" to all disagreements on the show: the hosts and/or the caller(s) in question agree to accept any answer derived from a ten-listener poll. If the poll comes out 50:50, then it will become an Eleven-Listener Poll as one more answer is solicited to break the tie.

Dave's Bands

Any incongruous or somewhat disgusting pair of one or more adjectives and a plural noun may prompt Dave to respond "[that] is the name of my new band!" Usually this is followed by "They're playing at the Bacchanal" (a club that has been closed since 1991). Since 2004, Chris Boyer keeps track of all of these "bands" and reads them off on the final show of the calendar year, usually the Friday before Christmas. It has been rumored that the 2005 list of "bands" will make it on the liner notes on that year's Best-Of CD. The 2004 list is on the station's website[2]. In grammar, an adjective is a word whose main syntactic role is to modify a noun or pronoun (called the adjectives subject), giving more information about what the noun or pronoun refers to. ... Look up plural in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... In linguistics, a noun or noun substantive is a lexical category which is defined in terms of how its members combine with other grammatical kinds of expressions. ... According to the Gregorian calendar, the calendar year begins on January 1 and ends on December 31. ... For other uses, see Christmas (disambiguation). ...

Some band names include:

• Hitler's Toilet
• Brothers in Scrotal Ticks
• Pregnant Honking Nuns
• Bursting From The Tuft
• Lumpy Rump
• Tasty Christian Bitches
• Old Man Toenails
• Spoon the Tumor
• Crotchless Maternity Thongs
• Babies with Hemorrhoids
• My Rear End's Been Inspected
• It Came Out Clumped
• Your Mom's Cameltoe
• Puddin' Head and Sugar Booger
• Slurpin' the Miracle Whip
• Itchy Kitty
• Blumpkin Pie
• Shaved Granny Groins

Throughout July 2006, Dave has been making recurring references to the schism in “Your Mom's Cameltoe”, which has caused several concert dates at the Bacchanal to be canceled. Without going into too much detail, he says, the bass player is causing most of the trouble. There are a range of musical instruments that can be collectively be regarded as bass instruments since they are in the bass range. ...

Ask us Anything

Listeners can ask anybody (or everybody) on the show one question, about anything, and whoever was asked must answer truthfully. Dave teasingly refers to this as Shelly's favorite bit, or claims that Shelly requested that the bit be done, and encourages callers to ask probing questions about Shelly's sex life.

As an example of what may be asked on this bit, Dave was asked if the group has ever considered jumping ship to satellite radio, doing cross-country syndication (similar to Howard Stern or Mancow's Morning Madhouse), or switching stations (which they have done twice, but remaining in San Diego). He answered that the group has received many offers from around the world to re-locate and broadcast from a different station, but has rejected each offer citing that they do not want to leave the city that jumpstarted their careers. This article is a biography of Howard Stern as an individual; for information regarding his radio show see The Howard Stern Show. ... Mancow’s Morning Madhouse is an American radio show hosted by Erich “Mancow” Muller. ...

The one question they will not answer is if anyone calls in asking about Dave's references to "Ask that guy passing you on East-bound 5" etc (See "Dave and Chainsaw" below). If asked, everyone simply feigns ignorance and/or denies anything of the sort was said.

Ask Boyer

Listeners call in with a question or dilemma, which is posed first to Boyer, then to Bromo for counterpoint. Callers are expected to present questions related to marriage or child-rearing; these answers are considered the most amusing because Boyer has no experience in either (he has never been married and has no children) however he considers himself to be non-biased due to this. For other uses, see Parent (disambiguation). ...

I Hate It

Listeners call up and are given ten seconds to vent their anger over something, as long as it's not traffic ("Everyone hates traffic", admonishes Dave). Look up second in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... This article is about the emotion. ...

The song that plays in the background is "Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe. This article does not cite any references or sources. ...

Open Mic San Diego

Listeners call in and talk about anything they want. This includes free self-promotion, jokes for the Joke Czar, and assorted stories.

The song that plays in the background is "S.R.V." by Eric Johnson. Eric Johnson (born August 17, 1954) is a Grammy Award-winning guitarist and recording artist from Austin, Texas. ...

Best of Dave, Shelly & Chainsaw

On Saturdays beginning at 8 AM and contiuning until 12 Noon (sometimes going as late as 2 PM) Chris Boyer (voice tracked) presents the best bits of the past week.

When the group is on vacation, or if Dave is unable to show up to do the show, best-of bits from past shows are played, usually with either Bromo or Chris Boyer at the helm. If Chainsaw or Shelly are in the studio, they will cut in and run their regular segments.

Other bits, recurring jokes, and references

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Dave

• In 1993, Dave played an April Fool's Joke, making the national TV news (CNN Headline News) in the process. He announced throughout the show that the Space Shuttle was going to be diverted to Montgomery Field, a small San Diego County airport. Many listeners went to watch the landing. There was no Space Shuttle in flight at the time. The prank often appears on lists of the best April Fool's jokes.
• Most people who call or email the show end by saying "Love your show", to which Dave replies "I love yours". Sometimes it's the other way around, with Dave going first.
• Often, Dave will play a song based on a caller's name, especially during certain bits. For example, he will play "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone for a caller named Jenny, or "Joey" by Concrete Blonde for a caller named Joey.
• One of Dave's puppets is a Midwestern housewife who almost always makes reference to making "pickle muffins". She didn't always do this; it started in 2005. As of July 2006, "Debbie" is the most popular name to instigate use of the "pickle muffin" puppet.
• Once, former San Diego Chargers coach Marty Schottenheimer appeared spontaneously in studio, and Dave introduced him as “Coach Marty Schottenberg”. Ever since, he has been referred to (by everyone on the show) as Marty Schottenberg rather than Schottenheimer.
• When the topic of discussion has to do with radio, sometimes Dave will duck out, and then reappear as “internationally-renowned radio consultant” (as described by Chainsaw) Dave Steve (Dave with a filter on his voice). Dave Steve's appearance is heralded by a clip of station jingle singers singing “AM 1710, WBUF — Dave Steve!”. “WBUF” is in Buffalo, New York, though the real WBUF is FM, not AM. Dave Steve speaks with frequent “uh” pauses; refers to Shelly as “Smelly Shelly the Jelly-Belly” and Boyer as “Boyer the Annoyer” and the station as “WKGB”; and prescribes that listeners should be able to “hear the smile” in the DJ's voice and that DJs should “respect the music”.

To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ... CNN Headline News is a spin-off network from the original Cable News Network (CNN) television news network in the United States and Canada. ... NASAs Space Shuttle, officially called Space Transportation System (STS), is the United States governments current manned launch vehicle. ... Montgomery Field (IATA: MYF, ICAO: KMYF, FAA LID: MYF) is a public airport located six miles (10 km) north of the central business district (CBD) of San Diego, in San Diego County, California, USA. The airport covers 456 acres and has three runways and two helipads. ... 867-5309/Jenny is a song written by Alex Call and Jim Keller and performed by Tommy Tutone which peaked at Number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1982. ... Tommy Tutone is a rock band from San Francisco, California, best known for its 1982 hit 867-5309/Jenny, which peaked at #4 on the Billboard pop charts. ... Concrete Blonde is a former American alternative rock band. ... The Midwest is a common name for a region of the United States of America. ... “Chargers” redirects here. ... Martin Edward Schottenheimer (born September 23, 1943 in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania) is an American football coach. ... WBUF is the call letters of a current FM radio station in Buffalo, New York. ... Nickname: Location of Buffalo in New York State County Government  - Mayor Byron Brown (D) Area  - City 52. ... This article is about the state. ...

Shelly

• Shelly is currently married to a man named Mike, but everybody else on the show calls him Mugwumps. There were some other names used for awhile, all starting with M. These include:
  • Mugwumps
  • Malcolm
  • Malfoy
  • Milweed
  • Mortimer
  • Mudflaps
  • Mordecai

In addition, for a brief time, he was referred to as simply "that character you're marrying". Currently, Dave refers to Mike as, "Shelly's imaginary husband."

• Before Shelly married, her boyfriends were usually referred to as "Shemp," as a means of protecting their true name. Before they became engaged, Mike was also referred to as a Shemp.

Marriage is an interpersonal relationship with governmental, social, or religious recognition, usually intimate and sexual, and often created as a contract, or through civil process. ... For other uses, see M (disambiguation). ... The term someone is credited with who appears in a film under heavy make-up, filmed from the back, or perhaps only showing an arm or a foot. ...

Chainsaw

• The Chainsaw puppet (see item about "puppets" below) has been to know say things like "I like statistics!", or (more generally) "I like ____!". He also says "I don't like toxins!".
• When an ad lib commercial comes on for Sleep-Train Mattresses, or occasionally at other times, Dave plays “The Look of Love” by Beegie Adair in the background. When this happens, Chainsaw will often sigh in sudden relaxation. Shelley did it once when Chainsaw wasn't there; Dave asked if she was filling in for Chainsaw, and she said that she normally does it, but that it is usually drowned out by Chainsaw.
• Whenever political radio or news stations are mentioned or if he is mentioned, Chainsaw goes into a Roger Hedgecock puppet. He usually goes into an opinion and finishes with either a timecheck beginning with "Wartime", "This is 600 KOGO" (he does a radio show on this station, a fellow ClearChannel station), "This is Roger Hedgecock" or any combination of the three.

See AdLib for the computer sound card manufacturer. ... Beegie Adair (born Cave City, Kentucky before 1950) is a jazz pianist originally from Kentucky. ... Roger Hedgecock is an American radio presenter, based in San Diego, California. ... KOGO-AM or 600 KOGO is, as of July 2005, the number one news-talk station in San Diego, California. ...

Dave and Chainsaw

• Dave will sometimes say "Good times", and pause. Dave and Chainsaw then say, in unison, "Good times" a second time.
• Dave and Chainsaw frequently refer to being in some war, in some location, at some time, with all three not matching. For example, they may refer to having fought in the Civil War, in China, in the 1960s.
• At the close of Chainsaw Sports, Cookie will often turn the mike over to Dave, stating "In other sports David…". Dave typically responds by saying "Read your newspapers" or "Ask that guy passing you on ___" (completing the sentence with a direction that a freeway does not go, such as "Northbound 8"). Occasionally Dave will field a slew of calls from listeners after he does this, as many listeners don't get the joke and think they are helping by clarifying that there is in fact no Northbound 8 or Eastbound 5. This is the idea; Dave does this to see if people are paying attention.
• Whenever a story about Arnold Schwarzenegger or Gray Davis comes up in the Half-Baked Crackpot News, Dave and Chainsaw assume the respective roles of Davis and Schwarzenegger, and trade insults (in reference to the 2002 recall election for Governor of California, in which Schwarzenegger was elected over incumbent Davis).
• The two play a pair of puppets named Nick and Nick, both of whom speak in a stereotypical New York accent. The canonical exchange between the two is:

Nick: I got a big one! You wanna see it? I'll show it to ya!

Nick: Hah?

Nick: Hah?

The Nick puppets may also use other sexual double entendres, typically when female callers are on the air.

A short-lived game was played using these puppets called "How many guys has your mother boned?". A listener would call in and guess how many people his or her mother had sex with, and then Dave would call their mother to ask her the same question, using the Nick puppets. If the two answers match, the listener would receive a prize.

• They play another pair of puppets named Peter and Percy Positive, two stereotypical gay men (with matching accents) who can spin any situation into a positive outcome for somebody.

For other uses, see Unison (disambiguation). ... Combatants United States of America (Union) Confederate States of America (Confederacy) Commanders Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee Strength 2,200,000 1,064,000 Casualties 110,000 killed in action, 360,000 total dead, 275,200 wounded 93,000 killed in action, 258,000 total... Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger (German pronunciation (IPA): ) (born July 30, 1947) is an Austrian-American bodybuilder, actor, and politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of the U.S. state of California. ... Joseph Graham Davis Jr. ... A recall election is a procedure by which voters can remove an elected official from office. ... Official language(s) English Capital Sacramento Largest city Los Angeles Largest metro area Greater Los Angeles Area  Ranked 3rd  - Total 158,302 sq mi (410,000 km²)  - Width 250 miles (400 km)  - Length 770 miles (1,240 km)  - % water 4. ... This article is about the state. ...

Bromo

• Sometimes when Bromo is voice tracking his early morning broadcast, Dave would call his studio, usually the one next to the KGB studios, and either ask about his golf bet or where they are golfing (and their sponsors), or annoy him with different puppets. Recently, Dave also thoroughly annoyed Bromo by playing Bananaphone at him over the phone (in a long series of calls that got Bromo more and more wound up). There is now also a song of "BromoPhone" (by Tony Mason). Dave also once had a walkie-talkie planted in the studio that Bromo was using, and talked through it in the Wayne puppet. Sometimes Dave will forward listener phone calls to Bromo's studio phone; the listeners usually ask about the weather or the time or why he takes all those crazy golf bets.
• When Bromo is waiting on the line, Dave calls him by some pet name such as "sugar pants" or "hot stuff". Bromo knows the line has been picked up because he hears a tone when he is put on the air, so he invariably answers. The joke is Bromo seemingly answering to the pet name.
• Numerous clips of Bromo exist:
  • "I have a penis strapped to my chin!" (Bromo was wearing a "chin dong", literally a prosthetic penis attached by a chin strap, as a payoff for a golf bet.) (photo of "The Accomodator"/chin dong)
  • "I don't have a penis—" (Bromo being cut off, after replying to the previous clip being played.)
  • "I'm not gay, damnit!"
  • Several times, Bromo has called up his girlfriend or Emily while drunk, and left a message on the answering machine. These clips were forwarded to Dave, and are often played when Bromo is on the line.
  • When Bromo is on the line, Dave sometimes says "Mm-hmm!" in a very high-pitched voice. This annoys Bromo (who mistakes it for a sample of an unknown female voice) greatly, provoking him to yell "GOSH-DARN THAT CHICK!!!"
• Bromo is also suggested to not know the meaning of many words. Some of these words include:
  • Mastication — Bromo confuses this for masturbation
  • Heterosexual — Bromo thinks this is just another word for homosexual
• Bromo sometimes is given incorrect information very similar to the tune of Dave and Chainsaw's make-believe wars that they were involved in, and most of the time, believes it, which proves that he is gullible. For example, Dave and Chainsaw explained to him that the Independence Day is not recognized as July 4 in the United Kingdom due to their displeasure of United States' independence. Instead, they observe February 29 to even out the calendar (on leap years, February 30 is observed).

Voice tracking, also called cyber jocking and referred to sometimes colloquially as a robojock, is a technique employed by some radio stations to produce the illusion of a live disc jockey or announcer sitting in the studios of the station when one is not actually present. ... Bananaphone is the name of a childrens album, released in 1994. ... A walkie-talkie is a portable, bi-directional radio transceiver, first developed for military use. ... This article or section seems to contain too many examples (or of a poor quality) for an encyclopedia entry. ... The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external male sexual organ. ... A United States soldier demonstrates Foosball with two prosthetic limbs In medicine, a prosthesis is an artificial extension that replaces a missing part of the body. ... Drunkenness, in its most common usage, is the state of being intoxicated with alcohol (i. ... Pitch is the perceived fundamental frequency of a sound. ... The human voice consists of sound made by a human using the vocal folds for talking, singing, laughing, crying and screaming. ... Mastication or chewing is the process by which food is mashed and crushed by teeth. ... Heterosexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by esthetic attraction, romantic love or sexual desire exclusively for members of the opposite sex or gender, contrasted with homosexuality and distinguished from bisexuality and asexuality. ... Category: ... In the United States, Independence Day (commonly known as the “Fourth of July,” “July Fourth”, the “Glorious Fourth”, or simply the “Fourth”) is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. ... is the 185th day of the year (186th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... February 29 is a day added into a leap year of the Gregorian calendar. ... February 30 occurs in some calendars, unlike the Gregorian calendar, where February contains only 28 or 29 days. ...

Boyer

• When Boyer is making some half-baked, inconsistent, or just plain wrong argument, a clip is played of Mike Wallace saying "You don't know crap."
• Whenever Chainsaw says something which is universally rejected by everybody else as stupid, it is sometimes attributed to Boyer. Likewise, when Boyer says something unusually correct, it is occasionally attributed to Chainsaw. (This is partly because Chainsaw and Boyer have similar voices, and are difficult for new listeners to distinguish.)

Mike Wallace can refer to: Mike Wallace, the long-time television correspondent for CBS. Mike Wallace, the historian. ...

Ruth 66

• There is a clip of Ruth 66 saying "He's dead!", which is sometimes played when a celebrity (alive or dead) is mentioned. This was started when Ruth mistakenly identified a local TV weatherman as being dead, when in fact, he was very much alive. When this happens, Ruth is said to have "killed" the subject. Occasionally, someone will say that a person is dead, and Ruth will interject "he's not dead", and Ruth will then be said to have brought the person back to life.
• Sometimes, during a traffic report, Ruth 66 will refer to "Dave's Bridge". Dave had sent a check for US $2 to CalTrans, having written “Purchase of Coronado Bay Bridge” on the memo line. They sent back the canceled check—they had cashed it. He then asked a TV lawyer named “Sam Spital”, who advised him that if the check was cashed, it was a contract, and Dave is the legal owner of the bridge. Thus, the bridge is referred to as Dave's.
• Recently, Dave has been using the Ruth puppet-voice over her intercom to pretend to be Ruth's voice inside her own head. This often leads to Ruth arguing with “herself”, and everyone else denying hearing anything. It also leads to Ruth protesting “Get off my intercom!”.

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Emily Maguire

• On 2005-07-11, Chucko called up to report that Emily had been diagnosed with a bruised soft palate after what her throat specialist described as "vigorous oral sex". This led to Emily's nickname being changed to "Throatus Bruisus Maximus", Throat-tata, Throatalito (and other variations thereof).
• Repeated references are made to Emily being teabagged by people, leading to Emily being given the nickname "Madam Scrotes" (and variations thereof).

Year 2005 (MMV) was a common year starting on Saturday (link displays full calendar) of the Gregorian calendar. ... is the 192nd day of the year (193rd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... A bruise or contusion or ecchymosis is a kind of injury, usually caused by blunt impact, in which the capillaries are damaged, allowing blood to seep into the surrounding tissue. ... The soft palate, or velum, is the soft tissue comprising the back of the roof of the mouth. ... This article needs additional references or sources for verification. ... In some male mammals, the scrotum is a protuberance of skin and muscle containing the testicles. ...

Everyone, and the show itself

• If someone on the show does not know the answer to a question or tries to guess an answer (but does not generally know what they are talking about), they are required to sing showtunes.
• If a joke (whether on the show, or during a clip played on the Half-Baked Crackpot News) falls flat, Dave has a ready supply of clips to play, including:
  • "Get it?" (Sling Blade)
  • Numerous laughs, from Balut-Eating Ed, Tom Cruise, David Spade and others.
• Certain clips are frequently referenced and played. These include:
  • Harvey Korman (From the movie "First Family"): “Relationship?” Most times that anybody (including a reporter during the Half-Baked Crackpot News) says the word “relationship”, at least one person will echo back “Relationship?”, and the clip might be played as well.
  • Harvey Korman (From the movie "First Family"): “My mother? [pause] What about my mother?” When somebody refers to their mother, Dave will often add “What about your mother?”, and the clip might be played.
  • Charlize Theron (crying): “My mom…” The same circumstances as the Harvey Korman clip.
  • Sir Wilfrid (played by Charles Laughton): “The question is, were you lying then, are you lying now, or are you not in fact a chronic and habitual LIAR?!” Dropped on Boyer from time to time. Sometimes the full clip (Sir Wilfrid's entire exchange with Christine Helm, of which the line is the final part) is played. (Wikiquote has a transcript of the full exchange.)
• Everybody on the show except Jill and Dave have their own "puppet", meaning that the others imitate their voice. Puppets include:
  • Boyer: A long and convoluted explanation, involving many polysyllabic words. The explanation is begun, mixed, and ended with a characteristic Boyer "grunt".
  • Baby Boyer: in a high-pitch imitation of a baby's voice, a long and convoluted explanation, involving many polysyllabic words. The explanation is begun, mixed, and ended with a characteristic Boyer "grunt".
  • Bromo: Nasal accent, begun with "uh" and ended with "crud".
  • Chainsaw: Extremely rough accent. Usually used for "I like [something]", or conversely, "I hate [something]".
  • Dumb Guy (not a show character): A slow, low-pitched, masculine voice.
  • Ruth 66: Similar in accent to the Bromo puppet, but more feminine. Also does not have the "uh" and "crud" of the Bromo puppet. Usually used specifically with Ruth quotes.
  • Shelly (and other women): An extremely whiny female voice, begun with "Meh!". Alternatively, used to jokingly call someone a "little whore, mm!" or "that little idiot (insert person or pronoun here)". The latter was spawned after Shelley said "That little idiot kicker Kaeding" After the New York Jets win over the San Diego Chargers in the 2005 AFC Playoffs when Nate Kaeding, a rookie at the time, was widely blamed for costing the team the game, missing a 43-yard field goal in overtime.
  • Wayne: A direct imitation of Wayne, usually applied to quotes from him. Examples:
    • "Daaave!"
    • (any reference to a "brown gal", meaning a woman who is Mexican.) also "Are you brown?"
    • "I'd like to bend you over like a taco"
    • "Where am I?"
    • "[Dave,]Are you gay?"
    • "I gotta go!" (Often performed by callers; Dave responds in the same puppet with "I'm already gone!")
  • Edward G. Robinson (not a show character) "Yeah, see!"
• The show is usually the only radio show in San Diego to recognise that they work for ClearChannel, as some of their humor usually come of the expense of other ClearChannel employees, or the company itself. They sometimes play bits that includes radio DJs from other radio stations, also usually the only radio show to do that. And they make allusions to the commonly-perceived evil characteristic of ClearChannel, mostly by referring to the studio/transmission building as the "ClearChannel World Domination Headquarters".
• Listeners call in whenever they hear something funny or outrageous that makes them perform an Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux, or ASNR (pronounced "asner"), also known as laughing substances (e.g. coffee) out through your nose. When these calls happen, Dave often makes reference to a granite sign above the studio door, which he says gives the show's mission statement: "Make 'em laugh it out their nose".

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The J-K Conspiracy

The J-K Conspiracy is a movie produced by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, directed by Chainsaw, and released in 2004. It stars the entire show, plus a number of celebrities (such as Bob Costas, Doug Flutie, Don Rickles, and Laura Schlessinger) and several notable listeners (including Listener Lex, Commander Butch, and Quiet-Talking James)^{[citation needed]}. It is sold on DVD, and proceeds fund the Grand-a-Day Every Day Giveaway. The J-K Conspiracy is a movie produced by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, directed by Chainsaw, and released in 2005. ... This article is about motion pictures. ... A film producer creates the conditions for making movies. ... Robert Quinlan Costas (born March 22, 1952) is an American sportscaster, on the air for the NBC network since the early 1980s. ... Douglas Richard Doug Flutie (b. ... Donald Jay Rickles (born May 8, 1926 in New York City, New York) is an American comedian and actor. ... Laura Catherine Schlessinger (born January 16, 1947) is an American cultural and conservative commentator, best known as host of the popular Dr. Laura radio advice call-in show. ... Size comparison: A 12 cm Sony DVD+RW and a 19 cm Dixon Ticonderoga pencil. ...

The J through K section of Chainsaw's World Book encyclopedia has been stolen (a real event that took place several years before the movie was made), and in the movie, Chainsaw accuses Dave of stealing it. World Book Encyclopedia is, according to its publisher in the United States, the number-one selling print encyclopedia in the world [1]. The first edition (1917) contained 8 volumes. ...

The Trouble With Money

The Trouble with Money is a movie produced by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw. "Shamus O'Reilly is supposed to receive $1 million for a scandalous video-tape desperately wanted by notorious businessman Kaiser Poppo. Before Shamus arrives for the switch, Poppo's thugs accidentally give the money to Shamus look-alike Dave Rickards, a local radio host in the wrong place at the wrong time. Rickards is chased through the streets of downtown San Diego and onto a train, where he makes a clean get-away with the cash. Now Poppo not only wants the video-tape but his money back and must contend with the FBI, con men, and his long-time nemesis "The Greek". Despite advice from San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders and Watergate legend G. Gordon Liddy, Rickards loses track of both the money and the video-tape. He is then tricked into a dramatic showdown with Kaiser Poppo and the secret of the video-tape is finally revealed. The ethos and pathos of this mostly daytime film noir evoke images of such classics as Casablanca, The Quiet Man, and Police Academy 9. Shot entirely in San Diego County, cameos from Bob Costas, Luke Walton and Bill Walton enrich this life-altering screwball/chase comedy..." (Quote taken from http://troublewithmoney.com/story.html) The Trouble with Money is a short movie produced by Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, directed by Chainsaw, and released in late 2006. ... This article is about motion pictures. ... A film producer creates the conditions for making movies. ...

Intro and outro music

These are the most popular/most played songs that are played either at the beginning, after the "Joke of the Day", during the show, or at the conclusion of the radio show. It is noteworthy that during the show, the "Classic Rock" format of 101.5 KGB is typically not followed in order to broaden the radio audience.

This is a partial list. Please expand it. Also try to keep it in alphabetical order by band/artist name, then title. Thank you!

• “Fight For Your Right (To Party)” by The Beastie Boys (Fridays only)
• “Take It Off” by The Donnas
• “American Idiot” by Green Day
• “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N' Roses
• “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana
• "Flying In A Blue Dream" by Joe Satriani
• “Summer Song” by Joe Satriani usually opens the show
• “Let Go” by Kenny Wayne Shepherd

• "Wizards in Winter" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra usually opens the show during the month of December.
• “Ocean Avenue” by Yellowcard

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Bumper songs

This is a partial list. Please expand it. Also try to keep it in alphabetical order by band/artist name, then title. Also keep in mind that intro/outro music differs from bumper music, as bumpers are played when going into or going out of commercial breaks. Thank you!

Sorted by artist name, then title.

• “Turn Up The Radio” by Autograph
• “Got No Shame” by Brother Cane
• “Machinehead” by Bush
• “Don't You” by Candlebox
• “Precious Declaration” by Collective Soul
• “Poison” by Alice Cooper
• “Mustang Bed” by Dick Dale
• “Breaking the Chains” by Dokken
• “Say What You Will” by Fastway
• “Once Bitten Twice Shy” by Great White
• “American Idiot” by Green Day
• “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N' Roses
• “You Could Be Mine” by Guns N' Roses
• “Down on Me” by Jackyl
• “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” by Jet
• “Any Way You Want It” by Journey
• “Fly Away” by Lenny Kravitz
• “Everything Is Broken” by Kenny Wayne Shepherd
• “Lets Put The X In Sex” by Kiss
• “Tears Are Falling” by Kiss
• “Cold Blood” by Kix
• “Almost Honest” by Megadeth
• “Dr. Feelgood” by Mötley Crüe
• “Kickstart My Heart” by Mötley Crüe
• “Sing Me Away” by Night Ranger
• “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana
• “Are You There?” by Oleander
• “Dissident” by Pearl Jam
• “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam
• “Talk Dirty To Me” by Poison
• “Unskinny Bop” by Poison
• “Summer Song” by Joe Satriani (the same song used at the start of each show)
• “Blackout” by Scorpions
• “Big City Nights” by Scorpions
• “I Can't Explain” by Scorpions
• “The Zoo” by Scorpions
• “Little Miss Can't Be Wrong” by Spin Doctors
• “Tears In the Rain” by Triumph
• “Etch-a-Sketch” by Van Halen
• “Poundcake” by Van Halen
• “Beverly Hills” by Weezer
• “Seventeen” by Winger

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Oleander is a Sacramento, California-based alternative band (named the poisonous wildflower oleander), composed of Fred Nelson Jr. ... Dissident is a song by rock band Pearl Jam from their second album Vs. ... This article is about the rock group. ... Even Flow is the first hit for the grunge band Pearl Jam, in 1991. ... This article is about the rock group. ... Poison is an American glam metal band which originally achieved popular success in the late 1980s and early 1990s. ... Poison is an American glam metal band which originally achieved popular success in the late 1980s and early 1990s. ... For other bands named The Scorpions or other meanings of scorpion, see scorpion. ... For other bands named The Scorpions or other meanings of scorpion, see scorpion. ... For other bands named The Scorpions or other meanings of scorpion, see scorpion. ... For other bands named The Scorpions or other meanings of scorpion, see scorpion. ... Spin Doctors are an American jam band/alternative rock group formed in New York City, best known for their 1992 hits, Two Princes and Little Miss Cant Be Wrong, which charted at # 7 & # 17 on the American pop chart, respectively. ... Triumph is a Canadian rock band that was popular in the late 1970s through the 1980s. ... This article is about the band Van Halen. ... This article is about the band Van Halen. ... Make Believe track listing Beverly Hills Perfect Situation This Is Such a Pity Hold Me Peace We Are All on Drugs The Damage In Your Heart Pardon Me My Best Friend The Other Way Freak Me Out Haunt You Every Day Beverly Hills is the first single from Weezers... For the albums, see Weezer (1994 album) and Weezer (2001 album). ... Winger is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City. ...

Commercial songs

This is a partial list. Please expand it.

When one of the hosts performs an ad-lib commercial for a sponsor, a song plays in the background. Here are some of the more common ones, sorted by sponsor name.

• Cox Communications DVRs: “Outa-Space” by Billy Preston.
• iPod: “Rollover D.J.” by Jet
• Shiley Eye Center: “Sleepwalk” by Santo & Johnny.
• Sleep-Train Mattress Centers: “The Look of Love” by Beegie Adair.
• San Elijo Hills (residential development): “Theme from Endless Summer” by Sandals.
• San Elijo Hills: “Wonderland by Night” by Bert Kaempfert and his Orchestra.
• San Elijo Hills: “Summer Samba” by Walter Wanderley.

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External links

• 101.5 KGB website
• Q103.3 website
• DSC website
• J–K Conspiracy movie website
• The Trouble with Money website
• Dave Rickards' MySpace page (Created by Emily)
• Emily Maguire's MySpace page