Dirt! is the sixth album by the Canadian Comedy Music group The Arrogant Worms, released in 1999. Comedy is the use of humor in the form of theater, where it simply referred to a play with a happy ending, in contrast to a tragedy. ... The Arrogant Worms is a Canadian musical comedy trio seemingly dedicated to parodying every musical genre in existence. ... 1999 (MCMXCIX) was a common year starting on Friday, and was designated the International Year of Older Persons by the United Nations. ...

Track Listing

1. "A Man Has Needs"
2. "Steel Drivin' Man"
3. "Great to be a Nerd"
4. "Celine Dion"
5. "Rocks and Trees"
6. "Gaelic Song"
7. "Wong's Chinese Buffet"
8. "I Am Cow"
9. "Johnny Came Home Headless"
10. "Heimlich Maneuver"
11. "Scary Ned"
12. "Sponges"
13. "Log In To You"
14. "Winnebago" (CD bonus track; not included on cassette release)