An election poster for Dolph, made by the TV network for episode 4 of Wulffmorgenthaler.

Dolph also known as Dolph the Fascist Hippo is a fictional character currently appearing in the Danish television show Dolph og Wulff med venner (Dolph and Wulff with friends), played by Danish actor Jonas Schmidt, who is otherwise known in Denmark from another popular comedy series, P.I.S., and a longrunning series of Toyota commercials. Dolph is a large, Fascist, baby-blue hippopotamus usually appearing armed with a baseball bat. He first appeared as a minor character in the Danish cartoon strip Wulffmorgenthaler, which appears daily in the newspaper Politiken, though he had already been created for the yet unaired TV-show at that point, and a very early version had appeared in the music video for the song "Oak Tree Girl" by Powersolo in early 2004, directed by Anders Morgenthaler. In 2005, the TV station DR2 aired a show based on the cartoon. Four characters appeared in the show, the two authors of the strip (Mikael Wulff and Anders Morgenthaler) plus two of its minor characters; Dolph and Margit, a feminist and politically correct squirrel. As could be expected, Dolph had a very strained relationship with the show's other characters. The show ran for 10 episodes. Image File history File links Dolph_valgplakat. ... Image File history File links Dolph_valgplakat. ... Danmarks Radio (normally referred to as just DR) is Denmarks national broadcasting corporation. ... Wulffmorgenthaler is a webcomic created by Danish writer/artist duo Mikael Wulff and Anders Morgenthaler. ... A fictional character is any person, persona, identity, or entity whose existence originates from a work of fiction. ... Jonas Schmidt is a Danish actor, famous for portraying the fictional character Dolph. ... This article is about the automaker. ... Fascist redirects here. ... Binomial name Linnaeus, 1758[2] Range map[1] The hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), from the Greek ἱπποπόταμος (hippopotamos, hippos meaning horse and potamos meaning river), often shortened to hippo, is a large, mostly plant-eating African mammal, one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the other being the Pygmy... Four historically significant baseball bats showcased in the National Baseball Hall of Fames traveling exhibit Baseball As America. ... This article is about the comic strip, the sequential art form as published in newspapers and on the Internet. ... Wulffmorgenthaler is a webcomic created by Danish writer/artist duo Mikael Wulff and Anders Morgenthaler. ... Politiken building on Rådhuspladsen, Copenhagen. ... Year 2004 (MMIV) was a leap year starting on Thursday of the Gregorian calendar. ... Anders Morgenthaler (born December 5, 1972) is a Danish comics artist, childrens book author, and film director. ... Year 2005 (MMV) was a common year starting on Saturday (link displays full calendar) of the Gregorian calendar. ... Danmarks Radio (normally referred to as just DR) is Denmarks national broadcasting corporation. ... Feminism is a social theory and political movement primarily informed and motivated by the experience of women. ... Political correctness is the alteration of language to redress real or alleged injustices and discrimination or to avoid offense. ... This article is about the animal. ...

It quickly turned out that Dolph was the most popular character in the show, and DR2 announced that Dolph would return in 2005. On 28 October 2005, Dolph returned to the screen in a new show co-starring with Mikael Wulff but without both Margit the Squirrel and Anders Morgenthaler. The show had also been re-named from Wulffmorgenthaler to Dolph & Wulff. The show ran for 10 episodes. The next season, now in the format of a talkshow, Dolph og Wullf med venner, began in March of 2006. Danmarks Radio (normally referred to as just DR) is Denmarks national broadcasting corporation. ... Year 2005 (MMV) was a common year starting on Saturday (link displays full calendar) of the Gregorian calendar. ... is the 301st day of the year (302nd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 2005 (MMV) was a common year starting on Saturday (link displays full calendar) of the Gregorian calendar. ... Anders Morgenthaler (born December 5, 1972) is a Danish comics artist, childrens book author, and film director. ... Wulffmorgenthaler is a webcomic created by Danish writer/artist duo Mikael Wulff and Anders Morgenthaler. ...

Personality

Dolph suffers from megalomania, un-controlled rage, paranoia, aggression, and xenophobia, in the literal sense of the word. Whenever he sees a black person, he starts screaming and attempts to hide; at one time claiming that a single black male was actually an army of tribeleaders from Botswana, as an excuse for his going into hiding. He is a racist, but on closer inspection, he in fact hates virtually everybody else ("most German people" is a notable exception). He often refers to himself in the third-person singular. He constantly tries to convince the world that it should accept him as its sole ruler, but is frustrated by his lack of success. Although a Fascist, Dolph has never made any references to either Jews or the Holocaust and is apparently not a declared anti-Semite. Nor does he use any Nazi or Fascist symbols, although he clearly admires Hitler. On the other hand, he has no respect for virtually anyone else, and regrets the abolition of apartheid. He is a firm believer in military dictatorship and nuclear power - preferably in the form of nuclear weapons. He is a firm opposer of democracy. He has - unsuccessfully - attempted to blow up the Danish parliament, Christiansborg. This plan went foul when his accomplice forgot to bring the bomb. This article is about the psychopathological condition. ... Rage, tacuinum sanitatis casanatensis (XIV century) Rage, in psychiatry, is a mental state that is one extreme of the intensity spectrum of anger. ... For other senses of this word, see paranoia (disambiguation). ... In psychology and other social and behavioral sciences, aggression refers to behavior that is intended to cause harm or pain. ... Look up xenophobia in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... For other uses, see Point of view (literature). ... Languages Historical Jewish languages Hebrew, Yiddish, Ladino, others Liturgical languages: Hebrew and Aramaic Predominant spoken languages: The vernacular language of the home nation in the Diaspora, significantly including English, Hebrew, Yiddish, and Russian Religions Judaism Related ethnic groups Arabs and other Semitic groups For the Jewish religion, see Judaism. ... For other uses, see Holocaust (disambiguation) and Shoah (disambiguation). ... The Eternal Jew: 1937 German poster. ... Nazism in history Nazi ideology Nazism and race Outside Germany Related subjects Lists Politics Portal         Nazism or National Socialism (German: Nationalsozialismus), refers primarily to the ideology and practices of the Nazi Party (National Socialist German Workers Party, German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP) under Adolf Hitler. ... Hitler redirects here. ... A segregated beach in South Africa, 1982. ... A military dictatorship is a form of government wherein the political power resides with the military; it is similar but not identical to a stratocracy, a state ruled directly by the military. ... This article is about applications of nuclear fission reactors as power sources. ... The mushroom cloud of the atomic bombing of Nagasaki, Japan, 1945, rose some 18 km (11 mi) above the epicenter. ... Christiansborg Palace on Slotsholmen in Copenhagen was built for the countrys three supreme powers: the royal power, the legislative power, and the judicial power. ...

Dolph constantly claims that he has received training as both a ninja and by the special forces, and that he is an expert in stealth techniques. He has - so far - provided little proof for any of these stories. The fact that he's incredibly obese seems to point to the contrary. His all-important hero is a Danish elite soldier, B.S. Christiansen [1], who appeared in episode eight of Dolph & Wulff. Interestingly, Dolph has also appeared in a fight-AIDS campaign [2], stating that "AIDS is a weak disease, it is totally unfit for the society of the future (...) Had it been a strong disease it would go for the strong members of society". Dolph has become a cult figure and the show has many fans. The creator Mikael Wulff has in the past expressed dissatisfaction with some of the fans who tend to take Dolph far too serious and who are actually agreeing with him, seemingly not realising that Dolph is supposed to make fun of racists. Jiraiya, ninja and title character of the Japanese folktale Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari. ... For other uses, see Special forces (disambiguation). ... Obesity is a condition in which the natural energy reserve, stored in the fatty tissue of humans and other mammals, is increased to a point where it is associated with certain health conditions or increased mortality. ... Bjarne Sloth Christiansen (mostly know as BS Christiansen) is a former professional soldier from the Danish special force army unit Jægerkorpset, who is currently working with coaching and team building. ... For other uses, see AIDS (disambiguation). ... A cult figure or cult icon is a person who attracts the attention of a small band of aficionados. ...

Dolph has found a few persons worthy to contribute to what he refers to as "the society of the future". Those include Steven Seagal, Chuck "Texas Ranger" Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Danish elite soldier B.S. Christiansen, singer Helmut Lotti( he insists that Helmut Lotti can only be German, while he is actually Belgian), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danish football player Stig Tøfting, Prince Joachim and most German people. A few members of his list of hopeless cases include baby seals, hippies, male hairdressers, and Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen. Despite Dolph's fondness of his baseball bat, which he believes can solve virtually every problem, the Wulffmorgenthaler show showed no real violence. Dolph & Wulff is more violent, although no real violence is shown. In Dolph & Wulff, episode 1, Dolph apparently kills a character called "Mogens, the naughty kitty", in order to release himself from a contract bound to by ninja honour. In Episode 2, Dolph creates a diversion to free Mikael Wulff who is held captive by a crazy farmer who wants to kill him with a chainsaw. This is accomplished when he empties a can of acid in a barrel containing the farmer's pet pig. In both examples, no real violence is seen. Steven Seagal (born April 10, 1951) is an American action movie actor, producer, writer, director, martial artist, singer-songwriter, spiritualist and activist. ... Carlos Ray Chuck Norris (born on 10 March 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, Hollywood actor, and recently, an internet phenomenon, who is best known for playing Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. ... Van Damme redirects here. ... Bjarne Sloth Christiansen (mostly know as BS Christiansen) is a former professional soldier from the Danish special force army unit Jægerkorpset, who is currently working with coaching and team building. ... Helmut Lotti (born Helmut Lotigiers on October 22, 1969 in Ghent, Belgium) is a Belgian popular singer and songwriter. ... Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger (German IPA: ; born July 30, 1947) is an Austrian-American bodybuilder, Golden Globe-winning actor, businessman and politician currently serving as the 38th Governor of the U.S. state of California. ... Stig Tøfting (born August 14, 1969 in Hørning) is a professional footballer from Denmark, who is nicknamed Tøffe. ... Prince Joachim of Denmark (Joachim Holger Waldemar Christian), born 7 June 1969, is the younger son of Queen Margrethe II of Denmark. ... A stereotypical German The Germans (German: die Deutschen), or the German people, are a nation in the meaning an ethnos (in German: Volk), defined more by a sense of sharing a common German culture and having a German mother tongue, than by citizenship or by being subjects to any particular... Families Odobenidae Otariidae Phocidae Pinnipeds (fin-feet, lit. ... For the British TV show, see Hippies (TV series). ... A hairdresser is someone whose occupation is to cut or style hair, in order to change or maintain a persons image as they desire. ... This is a list over the heads of government in Denmark, from the establishment of a constitutional monarchy in 1849 until present. ... Anders Fogh Rasmussen , also: (born January 26, 1953) is the current Prime Minister of Denmark (in Danish Statsminister, meaning Minister of State). ... Four historically significant baseball bats showcased in the National Baseball Hall of Fames traveling exhibit Baseball As America. ... For other uses, see Violence (disambiguation). ... For other uses, see Honour (disambiguation). ...

He often claims to hate Wulff, referring to him as being a hobbit, because of his height, but he actually seems to care about Wulff, saving him on several occasions, and, after a fight where Dolph was essentially fired, he gave Wulff a "SWAT Team startkit", consisting of a moustache, in an attempt to apologise. For other uses, see Hobbit (disambiguation). ... This article is about Special Weapons And Tactics. ...

Allthough Dolph adamantly denies it, he only eats salad and certain plant seeds. How he has managed become obese on this diet is unknown. He claim that his stomach is able to withstand. In thruth his stomach is highly vulnerable to pork. He was seen eating pork in episode 3, which almost instantly caused him to have extremely severe diarrhoea. For other uses, see Pork (disambiguation). ... Diarrhoea is the correct way to spell the word Diarrhoea. ...

Dolph fell into coma and was shortly clinically dead following a failed plastic operation but was revived by his hero, B.S. Christiansen. After his return to life, Dolph joined B.S. Christiansen on a secret mission with his squad of special elite soldiers, leaving Wullf without any career possibilities at all, not counting Wulff's idea for a Crocodile Dundee style show, mainly about himself wearing a leather hat. Dolph returned in the next episode, since his mission was accomplished, with 9000 baby seals dead. For other uses, see Coma (disambiguation). ... Clinical death occurs when a patients heartbeat and breathing have stopped. ... For the album by The Huntingtons, see Plastic Surgery (album). ... Bjarne Sloth Christiansen (mostly know as BS Christiansen) is a former professional soldier from the Danish special force army unit Jægerkorpset, who is currently working with coaching and team building. ... Crocodile Dundee is a 1986 Australian comedy film set in the Australian Outback in the area around Walkabout Creek and in New York City. ...

A running gag with Dolph was that despite his fascist exterior and claiming a huge love of all actionmovies and war, in some cases, such as when he is afraid, woozy or thinks that he is not being watched, he will express love of Meg Ryan, and especially Sleepless in Seattle, of which he hopes that they will make a sequel. Meg Ryan (born November 19, 1961) is an American actress who specializes in romantic comedies but has also worked in other film genres. ... Sleepless in Seattle is a 1993 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Nora Ephron. ...

Quotes

• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH. You are sick!" (used frequently)
• "Death by club!" (whenever he attacks others with his baseball bat)
• "LA LA LA. I can't hear you!" (used frequently)
• "Lalala rubbish and nonsense, that's all I hear coming from the big foaming wound you have, where the rest of us have a face" (version of the quote above)
• "You are 100% asshole" (used whenever people disagree with him)
• "If any of you want anything, just call me" (used often).
• "I'm up, I'm up. Fast like a ninja! Nobody saw anything. Fact!" (used whenever he falls - which seems to happen quite often)
• "Dolph reporting for duty" (used with a military salute to people he admires)
• "Shut up! People are dying of boredom." (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 1)
• "Laughter. NO THANKS! Hydrogen bomb. YES SIIIR!" (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 1)
• "If the world was a perfect set of teeth, you'd be plaque!" (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 2)
• "Margit, if I had a bazooka right now, you wouldn't have a face." (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 2)
• "Dolph is invisible. No-one can see him. Sneaking like a Japanese ninja." (Usually said very loud, while he is sneaking). (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 3)
• "I'd really like to look like Mogens Camre. He's a handsome guy. His face is a mosaic of dead skin. Dead, but beautiful." (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 4)
• "This is an Ukrainian wax treatment. Very, very effective, and very, very ruthless." - as he waxes Wulff with cement (Wulffmorgenthaler, episode 6)
• "Democracy must be crushed. The world needs energetic people like Stalin, Mussolini, Hanne Nørrisgaard and Peter Norvig. Likeable sadists — yes sir!" (Dolph & Wulff, episode 5) - (Hanne Nørrisgaard and Peter Norvig are Danish real estate agents who control the majority of the Copenhagen real estate market, and whom many believe to be using their position to force prices upwards.)
• "That sausage looks just like a naked Helmut Lotti

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Trivia

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• The actor inside Dolph, Jonas Schmidt, co-starred with Dolph's great hero B.S. Christiansen in the Danish movie In China They Eat Dogs. Both played police officers.
• In the video game "Hitman: Blood Money", Dolph makes a cameo in a newspaper after the "Curtains Down" level. It reads "Hippo bleu est invisible, personne peut le voir. Partir furtivement comme un ninja japonais. Vous etes tous ouverure d'anus de 100% Oui Monsieur!" Translated into English it says something to the effect of: "Blue Hippopotamus is invisible, nobody can see him. He Leaves stealthy like a Japanese ninja. You are all 100% assholes! Yes Sir!" Dolph's eyes appear alongside the quote; also, in the first level, which is featured in the demo, a baseball bat can be found in the target's office, bearing the signature "Dolph" on it.

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Dolph

• Dolph's official home on Danmarks Radio - www.dr.dk/dolph/
• A fansite - dolph.dk
• Another fansite - www.lalala.dk
• The official home of the comic strip originally featuring Dolph - www.wulffmorgenthaler.com
  • A collection of the comic strips that contain Dolph
• Jonas Schmidt at the Internet Movie Database
• In China they eat dogs at the Internet Movie Database