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Grab a blanket and head out for an unforgettable evening of cinema under the stars. Sponsored by Comcast, Flagstaff Hill is a "family-oriented" cinema experience for free. Too bad no one watches the movie. Found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, home of the Heinz Ketchup, this place is often frequented by young juvenile delinquents who get "jiggy with it" each Wednesday and Sunday summer nights at 9 o'clock PM, often fuled by hints of Mary-J-Whanna and lots of booze. Just don't get caught by the police, who quite often join in. Why just last night I tripped over a couple having sex by a tree stump, only to find out that it was my mother and the local sherrif.
The writers of this article of course do not choose to participate in such heinous, hideous acts...
But like to watch. And occassionally get high. And wake up next to a complete stranger, often there being more then one of them.