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Season two episodes of Full House (a television sitcom that ran on the ABC) Image File history File links Acap. ... This article does not cite any references or sources. ... A situation comedy, usually referred to as a sitcom, is a genre of comedy programs which originated in radio. ... The American Broadcasting Company ( oftenly known as ABC) operates television and radio networks in the United States and is also shown on basic cable in Canada. ...

The second season of the show was aired in 1988–1989.

Cutting It Close

(October 14, 1988) is the 287th day of the year (288th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

While playing "beauty salon" (with real scissors), Stephanie mistakenly cuts Jesse's hair. Jesse gets upset and so Stephanie feels guilty. Most of the family thinks that it is funny but Jesse thinks otherwise. In order for Jesse to make his hair look good, he had to get it cut. While on his motorcycle, he gets into an accident and breaks both of his arms. He comes home and he tries to do stuff on his own, but it gets very complicated. He finally admits that he needs help, and so everyone chips in, except for Stephanie. Stephanie is afraid that if she helped she would hurt her uncle again. She tries to stay way but eventually they have to come face to face. At the end of the episode, Jesse has a conversation with Stephanie and apologizes.

Quotes:

Danny: Jesse, it's just hair. It'll grow back

Jesse: No, your hair is just hair, my hair is...in her hands!

Stephanie: Uncle Jesse, I'm sorry

Jesse: So am I!

DJ: I can't believe you did that!

Stephanie: I can't believe you're still saying that!

Tanner vs. Gibbler

(October 21, 1988) October 21 is the 294th day of the year (295th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar, with 71 days remaining. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

D.J. plans a party for Kimmy. The party turns sour when Kimmy brings her troublemaking junior high school "friends" to make herself look cool. D.J.'s and Kimmy's friendship become rocky over the ruined party.

Danny also gets a promotion in his job, and is now the new co-host of Wake Up, San Francisco, along with Rebecca Donaldson (played by Lori Loughlin), who Jesse falls for, but Becky isn't as keen to start a relationship.

Quotes:

Kimmy: I don't know what you said, but same to you Geekburger!

DJ: Don't call me that, Kimmy Gobbler!

Kimmy: Geekburger with cheese!

DJ: I hate you!

Kimmy: I hate you, too! Mail me my presents!

It's Not My Job

(October 28, 1988) October 28 is the 301st day of the year (302nd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar, with 64 days remaining. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

Jesse's parents come over to visit. Only his dad is an anti-pest fanatic. Then Jesse decides to leave the family extermination business to focus on his music, much to the disappointment of his father. In the end Jesse and his father make-up deciding that they can chose different occupations even though they are family. Meanwhile, Stephanie gets her very first cavity and is afraid of going to the dentist to get it filled, Joey goes with her and while she sits in the dentist chair, refusing to open her mouth, Joey teaches her about courage, and she agrees to go through with the filling. X-rays can reveal if a person has cavities Dentistry is the practical application of knowledge of dental science (the science of placement, arrangement, function of teeth) to human beings. ...

Quotes:

Nick Katsopolis: How many records have you sold?

Jesse: None.

Nick Katsopolis: How many bugs have you killed?

Jesse: Millions.

Nick Katsopolis: So stick with the winner!

Jesse: Pop, I can't do something, just because you want me to do it! We're two totally different people!

Nick Katsopolis: We're the same!

Jesse: We're different!

Nick Katsopolis: Fine! if you're out of the family business...then you're out of the family!

Jesse: Pop...

Irene Katsopolis: Nick...

Jesse: Michelle, I was thinking that maybe you and I can start a band together, and hit the road. Here sing this, I Got You Babe

Michelle: I Got Babe!

Jesse: That settles it, you be Sonny, I Got You Babe

Michelle: [baby talk]

Jesse: Sing it again, I Got You Babe

D.J.'s Very First Horse

(November 4, 1988) November 4 is the 308th day of the year (309th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

D.J. wants to buy a horse, but she cannot afford the upkeep. She and Kimmy plan to split the costs evenly. However, Kimmy isn't as serious about the deal as D.J. Kimmy blows her money on herself leaving D.J. in a bind.

Jingle Hell

(November 11, 1988) November 11 is the 315th day of the year (316th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar, with 50 days remaining. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

Jesse has jingle-writer's block but an accidental pronunciation from Joey helps him out. He has his jingle sold, and as a thank you he asks Joey to be his partner.

Quotes:

Joey: Why do I always get the blame for this, huh? They said, 'thank you very much. But we're going in another way'

Jesse: Which is advertising legal, for put your puppet where the sun don't shine!

Joey: I took a risk, I dared to be silly!

Jesse: Why didn't you tell me, before you dared to be silly? Man, you promised me!

Joey: I kept my promise, I did not wear a cat suit!

Jesse: You wore a cat suit on your hand! and you stabbed me in the back with it!

Joey: Jess, this is not that big of a deal. You're not really mad at me, there's something else bothering you, so what is your problem, really?!

Jesse: My problem is that I'm living in the same house with you!

Joey: Which is what is that supposed to mean?

Jesse: Maybe we don't need three fathers! Haven't you ever heard of that show, My Two Dad's, two is all you need!

Beach Boy Bingo

(November 18, 1988) is the 322nd day of the year (323rd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

D.J. wins tickets to a Beach Boys concert, but can't decide who to take with her. The whole family ends up going and they end up on stage with the boys.

Quotes:

Michelle: Peety*

Danny: Yes, that too

• Peety means 'pretty'

Joey Gets Tough

(November 25, 1988) is the 329th day of the year (330th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

Joey grounds D.J. after she forgets to call and say she's going to be late. Jesse's band plays on Wake Up, San Francisco.

Triple Date

(December 9, 1988) December 9 is the 343rd day of the year (344th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

Danny arranges a date night for himself, Jesse and Joey, and is surprised to discover that his date once had a relationship with Jesse. D.J. babysits her sisters, but after the younger sisters play with Danny's clothes, Danny's wedding ring is in the pipes.

Our Very First Christmas Show

(December 16, 1988) December 16 is the 350th day of the year (351st in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1988 (MCMLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Friday (link displays 1988 Gregorian calendar). ...

The gang gets snowed in at the airport on a Tanner Family Reunion trip to Colorado. The airline loses the bag with the presents and Stephanie is worried Santa won't find her. Jesse's dad want Jesse to get married with Rebecca. In the end it looks like the grumpy man in the plane was Santa Claus.

Quotes:

Stephanie: Daddy, I don't wanna go on this dumb trip. (mad)

Danny: Stephanie, the camera is running, try to sound a little more cuter.

Stephanie: (excited) I don't wanna go on this dumb trip! Santa Claus will never find me in Colorado.

Grumpy Man: You're in my seat. I have 1B, child.

D.J.: No, I have 1B, adult.

Danny: That makes 3 of us.

Waitress: It seems that we assigned 3 people to the same seat. Silly us.(laughs)

Grumpy Man: I reserved this seat 3 months ago and that's where I'm going to sit!

Waitress: Well we do have 2 openings in first class.

Grumpy Man: Oooh I'll take one.

Waitress: No sir, you reserved that seat 3 months ago and that's where your going to sit. Do you 2 girls want to sit in first class?

Stephanie: What is first class?

D.J.: It's a magical land behind that curtain where people sit in seats as big as sofas and eat shrimp cocktail.

Stephanie: Ok, let's get out of this dump!

Michelle: Hi man.

Grumpy Man: Kid, can't you see I'm trying to work here?

Danny: Smile, Michelle.

Michelle: Kitty.

[pulls off his "hair"]

Danny: I'm terribly sorry, she loves animals.

Grumpy Man: Give me back my hair.

[Michelle starts crying]

Jesse: Oh, way to go mister, you made the kid cry on Christmas!. It's okay, Michelle.

Middle Age Crazy

(January 6, 1989) January 6 is the 6th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar, with 359 days (360 in leap years) remaining. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

Upset by a lack of attention, Stephanie decides to marry her friend Harry.

A Little Romance

(January 13, 1989) January 13 is the 13th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

D.J. gets rejected by her crush, Michael Monford. The guys work at a bachelor auction as bachelors. When a rude lady wants Jesse, Becky buys him and Jesse and Becky start their relationship.

Fogged Inn

(January 20, 1989) January 20 is the 20th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

When D.J. and Kimmy tape over Jesse and Joey's radio jingle, Jesse loses his temper. He then puts them in time out and says they can not touch his things. He makes it up to D.J. with a flashy drum set. But when Nick and Irene are stuck in the house arguing, Jesse must realize the error of his ways.

Quotes:

Stephanie: Michelle, I can't believe I'm saying this, will you play with me?

Michelle: No!

Stephanie: Please, pretty please? I'll play any game, you want

Michelle: Horsy!

Stephanie: Okay...hop on...

Michelle: Go horsy

• The extended theme is played on ABC Family.

ABC Family is an American cable television network currently owned by Disney/ABC. ABC Family offers contemporary and inclusive programming, including series, movies, events, and enhanced ABC encore presentations. ...

Working Mothers

(February 3, 1989) February 3 is the 34th day of the year in the Gregorian Calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

Jesse and Joey decide to work full-time, leaving the girls alone.

Little Shop of Sweaters

(February 10, 1989) February 10 is the 41st day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

After D.J. wrecks her new sweater, Stephanie "buys" her a new one without knowing she stole it.

Quotes:

Danny: I'm just in shock, because I raise my daughters to know the difference between right and wrong.

[Michelle grabs a hat off a head mannequin]

Michelle: My hat! come Joey...

Danny: We'll pay cash for the hat

Pal Joey

(February 17, 1989) February 17 is the 48th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

When Danny feels that Joey has no time for him, the two recall when they first met. D.J. helps Stephanie's boyfriend, Harry, with math and he falls in love with her. This makes Stephanie angry, but Jesse takes them into his room and works it all out before them. After realizing how close they are, Danny and Joey bring Jesse in as a soul brother, cementing their pact.

Baby Love

(February 24, 1989) February 24 is the 55th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

Michelle is very upset when her friend and Rebecca's nephew Howie, goes back home to Nebraska. Stephanie is scared after watching a Werewolf movie. Official language(s) English Capital Lincoln Largest city Omaha Largest metro area Omaha Area  Ranked 16th  - Total 77,421 sq mi (200,520 km²)  - Width 210 miles (340 km)  - Length 430 miles (690 km)  - % water 0. ... A German woodcut from 1722 A werewolf (also lycanthrope or wolfman) in folklore is a person who shapeshifts into a wolf or wolflike creature, either purposely, by using magic, or after being placed under a curse. ...

Note: This is the very first episode with Michelle as the most important character. Also a new Wake Up, San Francisco logo is used.

Quote:

• Rebecca: So you're saying you would let our kid watch anything they wanted?
  Jesse: Well, I'd make sure little Dustin knew the difference between real and make-believe.
  Rebecca: Yes but-Dustin? You would name your son Dustin?
  Jesse: Yeah, you got a better name?
  Rebecca: I sure do, Emily.
  Jesse: No son of ours is gonna be named Emily.
  Rebecca: Our daughter's name is Emily, our son's name is Prescott.
  Jesse: Prescott? Might as well name him Emily.
  Both keep arguing
  Jesse: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, when did we have a kid?
  Rebecca: I don't know. Sorry I missed it.

El Problema Grande de D.J.

(March 10, 1989) March 10 is the 69th day of the year (70th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

When D.J. gets a D in Spanish, Danny goes and talks to D.J.'s teacher, only to find he likes her, and when everyone in D.J.'s class sees the two kissing, D.J. becomes the laughing stock of the entire school. Joey tells D.J. that if people are making fun of you you've got to beat them to the joke, so that they'll laugh with you before the get a chance to laugh at you. However, when D.J. pokes fun at her teacher and her dad for kissing at school she is punished. Meanwhile Michelle tries for a marshmallow commercial but fails when she rehearses too much.

Quotes:

Jesse: Kimmy, you are so good in Spanish, haven't you think about moving to Mexico?

Goodbye, Mr. Bear

(March 24, 1989) is the 83rd day of the year (84th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

In this episode we first see the Annual Spring Cleaning (If Full House ran today, Danny could be considered Monk's long-lost twin). But disaster looms when Mr. Bear turns up missing, and Stephanie goes into hysterics when Joey worries her treasured companion might have been accidentally given away with the rest of their old toys they gave away in the charity drive!

Later we learn why Mr. Bear is so precious: He was the last gift Stephanie received from her mother, on the day she came home with baby Michelle. This happy memory is shared with us through Danny's home movies.

It turns out that Michelle had hidden Mr. Bear inside the piano bench the whole time, making sure the goodwill guys didn't take him.

Blast from the Past

(April 7, 1989) April 7 is the 97th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar (98th in leap years). ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

Joey gets an out-of-the-blue call from his college girlfriend Patty, whom he meets with despite Danny's Mexican-hat-dance-accompanied warnings about getting his heart broken again. The old issues are resolved, but could this past relationship have a future?

Meanwhile, D.J. and Stephanie have a rough night when Kimmy's attempt at magic goes awry! How can they escape being handcuffed together without making Gibbler disappear?

I'm There for You, Babe

(April 14, 1989) April 14 is the 104th day of the year (105th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar, with 261 days remaining. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

Jesse is going crazy with everything that is going on at home. He is so confused that he double books his band, so the gang offers to act as the band. When the music critic gives them a bad review, Jesse is devastated. He eventually learns he must set his priorities and that he can't do everything at the same time.

Luck Be a Lady, Part One

(April 28, 1989) is the 118th day of the year (119th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

The family goes to Lake Tahoe, for a Wake Up, San Francisco! special at the Fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. While they are there, Rebecca tells Jesse that she loves him. Jesse feels that way too. They decide to get married, but Rebecca is too overwhelmed by his proposal.

Meanwhile, Joey's $100,000 slot payout gets disqualified when the security camera caught D.J. and Stephanie pulling the arm on the winning payout.

Luck Be a Lady, Part Two

(May 5, 1989) May 5 is the 125th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar (126th in leap years). ... Year 1989 (MCMLXXXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday (link displays 1989 Gregorian calendar). ...

Rebecca gets cold feet and leaves Jesse standing at the altar after Stephanie and D.J. find out Rebecca and Jesse's wedding plans.