Funny Cide
Funny Cide at Saratoga, September 1, 2006
Sire:	Distorted Humor
Dam:	Belle's Good Cide
Damsire:	Slewacide
Sex:	Gelding
Foaled:	2000
Country:	USA (New York)
Colour:	Cinnamon Chestnut
Breeder:	WinStar Farm
Owner:	Sackatoga Stable
Trainer:	Barclay Tagg
Record:	32:10-6-6
Earnings:	$3,435,128
Major Racing Wins & Honours & Awards
Major Racing Wins
Bertram F. Bongard Stakes (2002) Sleepy Hollow Stakes (2002) Wood Memorial (strong 2nd, 2003) Kentucky Derby (2003) Preakness Stakes (2003) Jockey Club Gold Cup (2004) Kings Point Handicap (2006) Dominion Day Stakes (Can., 2006)
Racing Awards
U.S. Champion 3-Year-Old Male (2003)
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Funny Cide is a champion American thoroughbred race horse bred at Bill Casner and Kenny Troutt's WinStar Farm in Versailles, Kentucky, and foaled on April 20, 2000 at the McMahon of Saratoga Thoroughbred Farm, owned by Joe and Anne McMahon in the upstate New York town of Saratoga Springs. His sire is the emerging Distorted Humor^[1], a Mr. Prospector line sire (Distorted Humor currently stands fourth in the world in leading sires), and his dam was the winning, but short-lived, Belle's Good Cide out of Slewacide by Seattle Slew^[2]. In his pedigree^[3], Funny inherited a great deal of stamina from his female family, which happens to be the same female family as his once rival, Empire Maker. And if followed back far enough, Funny boasts the blood of both the great Eclipse and the foundation sire, Godolphin Arabian. The Thoroughbred is a horse breed developed in 18th century England when English mares were bred with imported Arabian stallions to create a distance racer. ... Horse-racing is an equestrian sporting activity which has been practiced over the centuries; the chariot races of Roman times were an early example, as was the contest of the steeds of the god Odin and the giant Hrungnir in Norse mythology. ... Versailles is a city located in Woodford County, Kentucky. ... April 20 is the 110th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar (111th in leap years). ... This article is about the year 2000. ... Official language(s) English de facto Capital Albany Largest city New York City Area  Ranked 27th  - Total 54,520 sq mi (141,205 km²)  - Width 285 miles (455 km)  - Length 330 miles (530 km)  - % water 13. ... Saratoga Springs is a city in Saratoga County, New York, USA. The population was 26,186 at the 2000 census. ... Distorted Humor, born in 1993, is an American thoroughbred racehorse. ... Mr. ... Belles Good Cide (1993-March 8, 2003) was an Oklahoma-bred Thoroughbred mare, the dam of race horse Funny Cide (by Distorted Humor). ... The Cover of Seattle Slew Seattle Slew (February 15, 1974 – May 7, 2002) was an American thoroughbred race horse that won the Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing in 1977, only the tenth horse to accomplish the feat. ... A pedigree is a list of ancestors (usually implying distinguished), a list of ancestors of the same breed (usually in the case of animals), the purity of a breed, individual, or strain, or a document proving any of these things. ... Eclipse Eclipse (April 1, 1764 - February 26, 1789) was an 18th century British thoroughbred racehorse, descendant of Godolphin Arabian and Regulus that was undefeated during its entire career. ... The Godolphin Arabian (ca 1724 - 1754), also known as the Godolphin Barb, was one of three horses which were the founders of the modern thoroughbred horse racing broodstock. ...

Early years

Joe and Anne McMahon own the farm where Funny Cide was foaled

Funny Cide came from Distorted Humor's first U.S. crop when the young stallion's stud fee was only $10,000. Thanks very much in part to Funny Cide, Distorted Humor now stands for $150,000 live foal. Image File history File links MacMahons. ... Image File history File links MacMahons. ...

Anne McMahon, on whose farm Funny was born, said to this writer: "We see so many foals, it's hard to remember them all. But I remember Funny Cide. He came out proud. He arched his neck as soon as he could stand."

Funny Cide was originally purchased in August of 2001 at the Fasig-Tipton Saratoga preferred yearling auction in Saratoga Springs for $22,000 by Tony Everard. With the average sale of a yearling running about $43,000, Everard saw the colt as a bargain, a horse he could train at his New Episode Training Center in Ocala, Florida for a fast financial turnaround. As Everard said, "He was a little bit on the immature side but he had a good frame and a big, deep girth. He was also a 'ridgling' (see footnote #5), and they usually sell cheaper." From the start, Everard and his wife, Elizabeth—it was she who took Funny Cide under her wing—saw something special in the horse. So soon as he was gelded ("Best," said Everard, "to do this early. The undescended testicle hurts them, and they don't learn as they should."), Funny Cide's ability quickly progressed. Nickname: Horse Capital of the World, Lightning Capital of the World Location of Ocala, Florida Coordinates: Country State County United States Florida Marion County Area    - City 100. ...

(As for the Fasig-Tipton auctions: these were begun by William B. Fasig and Edward A. Tipton in 1898, and held in both New York and Kentucky. The preferred auction is for New York breds. Fasig-Tipton have included the sales of Seattle Slew in Kentucky in 1975 and Man O' War in Saratoga in 1918.)

Sackatoga Stable

Sackatoga Stable (a blend of Sackets Harbor and Saratoga) all started one night when Jack Knowlton suggested to his high school chums that they buy a horse. J.P. Constance, now a co-owner recalls it happened at a Memorial Day party in 1995, where, "...our senior partner, our managing partner, Jack Knowlton, brought the idea up. One of the partners started running with the ball, quizzed everybody at the party. Because we had a few too many brewskies, we waited a couple of days and met on my front porch. And the deal was, if you're interested, bring a checkbook; if you're not interested, stay home." Nobody stayed home. They all coughed up $5,000 as starter money and bought a few second-tier horses. Any earnings went back into the partnership. Sackets Harbor is a village located in Jefferson County, New York. ... Relatives and others traditionally place flags near veterans headstones on Memorial Day Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday that is observed on the last Monday of May (most recently observed May 29, 2006). ...

When Sackatoga Stable, concentrating on New York breds, asked the trainer Barclay Tagg to "find them a good horse," Tagg recommended Funny Cide. He'd seen him snapped up by Everard at the 2001 sales and he too recognized his potential. Tagg had wanted to buy him from Everard before, but he couldn't find a client who would meet Everard's price...at the time: $50,000. But the Sackatoga Stable consortium was flush with money after their mare, Bail Money, was claimed for $62,500 at Gulfstream Park. Tagg purchased the gelding for $75,000 in a private transaction in March of 2002. Barclay Tagg is a horse trainer, most famous for training Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner Funny Cide. ... Gulfstream Park is a racetrack in Hallandale Beach, Florida, in the United States. ...

(Henry Clay, a member of Congress and secretary of state under John Adams, is said to have been the first racehorse in America owned by a syndicate. Clay's horse was called Buzzard.) Henry Clay Henry Clay (April 12, 1777 in Hanover County, Virginia, USA – June 29, 1852 in Washington, D.C.) was a leading American statesman and orator who served in both the House of Representatives and Senate. ... John Adams (October 30, 1735 – July 4, 1826) was a Founding Father of the United States and American politician who served as the first Vice President of the United States (1789–1797), and the second President of the United States (1797–1801). ...

Conceived in Kentucky, born in New York, taken as yearling to Florida for training, and then beginning his racing career at the Belmont Park race track in New York, it's the village of Sackets Harbor, New York, pop: 1200 (from which most of his owners hail) that bills itself as the popular gelding's "hometown." This article or section does not cite its references or sources. ... Belmont Park is a major thoroughbred horse-racing facility located in the hamlet of Elmont, New York in Nassau County on Long Island (just outside of New York City). ...

Barclay Tagg finds his "Big Horse"

Robin Smullen, asst trainer, with Ki Longfellow, funny-fan

Once a steeplechase jockey, Funny Cide's trainer Barclay Tagg, who grew up in Abington, Pennsylvania, and won his first race in 1972 at old Liberty Bell Park, is a journeyman who'd been laboring in the racing scene for over thirty years. During those thirty years he'd worked seven days a week and had exactly three vacations from a career that consisted of much less than stellar horses. There were times when he felt like a waystation on the way to the glue factory. And then there was Funny Cide. Funny Cide was and is Tagg's "Big Horse," a term trainers use to describe the horse that takes them all the way to the big races. Referring to his discovery of Funny, he says, "That's all I do. I don't play golf. I don't go bowling. I don't go to Disneyland. I just take good care of the horses and wait for something good to happen. It took me 30-some years but this lovely thing came along." He also likes to say, "A million things have to go right to win a race. Only one thing has to go wrong to lose it." The victory by Funny Cide made Tagg the first trainer to win the Derby in his first attempt since Cam Gambolati saddled Spend A Buck to win the 1985 Derby. (Back in the Seventies, he was once an assistant trainer to Hall of Famer Frank Whiteley when Whiteley was working with the filly Ruffian, ranked 35th in the top 100 U.S. thoroughbred champions of the 20th Century. Now Tagg has an assistant, Robin Smullen, a superb horsewoman.) Image File history File links Robin_Smullen. ... Image File history File links Robin_Smullen. ... A steeplechase race The steeplechase is a form of horse racing (primarily conducted in the United Kingdom, United States, and Ireland) and derives its name from early races in which orientation of the course was by reference to a church steeple, jumping fences and ditches and generally traversing the many... Toulouse-Lautrec - The Jockey (1899) This article is about the sports occupation. ... Abington Township, Pennsylvania may refer to: North Abington Township, Pennsylvania West Abington Township, Pennsylvania South Abington Township, Pennsylvania This is a disambiguation page — a navigational aid which lists other pages that might otherwise share the same title. ... Spend A Buck (born 1982 in western Kentucky, died November 24, 2002 in Brazil) was an American thoroughbred race horse. ... The National Museum of Racing and Hall of Fame was founded in 1950 in Saratoga Springs, New York, to honor the achievements of American thoroughbred race horses, jockeys, and trainers. ... Ruffian (April 17, 1972-July 7, 1975) was an American champion thoroughbred racehorse, considered by many to be the greatest female racehorse of all time. ... In 1999, The Blood-Horse magazine compiled a list of what its staff members considered to be the top 100 racehorses of the 20th Century who had competed in the United States. ...

Barclay Tagg at the Saratoga track, 9/1/06

Ray Paulick of Blood-Horse said of Barclay Tagg, "He has some characteristics uncannily like hall-of-famer "Silent" Tom Smith, the trainer of Seabiscuit. He takes care of his horse, doesn't rush into anything or run him when he shouldn't. I like that about Tagg. Like Tom Smith, he's his own man and will put the horse first. I wish we had more trainers out there like him." Someone else said of Tagg during Funny Cide's Triple Crown run, "Here comes Barclay Tagg for an interview with as much anticipation as a man going to an IRS audit." Image File history File links Tagg. ... Image File history File links Tagg. ... The National Museum of Racing and Hall of Fame was founded in 1950 in Saratoga Springs, New York, to honor the achievements of American thoroughbred race horses, jockeys, and trainers. ... Tom Smith, also known as Silent Tom, was the trainer for Seabiscuit. ...

Funny Cide's Early Races

This gleaming cinnamon chestnut gelding^[4], — trained by Barclay Tagg, ridden by jockey Jose Santos, and owned by a consortium calling itself Sackatoga Stable which adopted the maroon and grey colors of their very own Sackatoga High School as racing silks — made his two-year-old racing debut at Belmont Park on September 8, 2002. Running away from the New York field, and under a hand drive (see external links for horse racing terms), he easily won the six furlong race by fifteen or more lengths. It was then that Tagg knew he had something more than just a "nice horse" to keep his consortium of owners happy running in New York allowance races. Twenty-one days later, Funny won his first seven furlong restricted stakes race, the 25th running of the Bertram F. Bongard Stakes, under another hand drive, and by a similar margin. In the Bongard, his Beyer Speed Figure^[5] was 103. No two year old in the country had run faster. His third winning effort as a two-year old was his first try at a mile, the restricted Sleepy Hollow Stakes, also at Belmont Park. Under a very hard hold by Santos, he was, for the first time, challenged for the lead (by Spite the Devil), but proved he could not only be rated (held back in a certain position waiting for the best time and place to make a move), but easily had enough grit to hold off such challenges. It also proved he could handle longer distances. By October of 2002, Funny's jockey, Jose Santos, believed this horse would be his "Derby horse." Even so, Funny Cide was overlooked by both press and handicappers in that year's crop of up-and-coming Derby colts and fillies. There was considerably more press coverage of Empire Maker as well as his stablemate Peace Rules, both horses trained by Bobby Frankel. A gelding is a castrated animal—specifically, a castrated male horse. ... José Santos (born April 26, 1961 in Concepcion, Chile) is an United States thoroughbred horse racing jockey. ... The 5 furlong (1006 m) post on Epsom Downs A furlong is a measure of distance within Imperial units and U.S. customary units. ... The Bertram F. Bongard Stakes is an ungraded stakes race for two-year-olds run in the fall at Belmont Park, New York. ... The Beyer Speed Figure is a system for rating the performance of Thoroughbred racehorses in North America designed in the early 1970s by Andrew Beyer, the syndicated horse racing columnist for The Washington Post. ... The Sleepy Hollow is an ungraded restricted stakes race for two-year-olds held in the fall at Belmont Park, New York. ... This article needs cleanup. ...

The prudent Tagg raced Funny only three times as a two-year-old. Even though the horse was precocious, Tagg was, and is, not the kind of trainer to force a horse faster or harder than is good for the horse.

Tagg entered the now three year old Funny Cide in the one and one-sixteenth mile long 14th running of the Grade III Holy Bull Stakes. Breaking from post position 13 and raced wide throughout two turns, he came in 5th in a field of very classy horses, especially the talented Offlee Wild. In the Grade II Louisiana Derby, he faced the might of Peace Rules as well as the developing Kafwain and Badge of Silver. In that race he finished a game third after Peace Rules, but was moved up to second at the disqualification of Kafwain. But it was his strong second place showing against Empire Maker (ridden by Jerry Bailey) in the one and one eighth mile Grade I Wood Memorial on April 12, that clinched his entry into America's most prestigious race, the Kentucky Derby. Funny Cide lost the Wood by a short neck and was pressing Empire Maker at the wire, even after New York Hero early on bore out very wide, taking the gelding with him and losing him his early momentum. Even so, Funny earned a Beyer Speed Figure of 110 for the Wood. A graded stakes race is a term applied to a Thoroughbred horse race in the United States and Canada to describe races that derive their name from the stake, or entry fee, owners must pay. ... The Holy Bull Stakes is a race for thoroughbred horses. ... The Louisiana Derby is a race for thoroughbred horses run at the Fair Grounds Race Course each year. ... This article needs to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of quality. ... The Wood Memorial Stakes at Aqueduct Racetrack in Jamaica, New York is an American horse race first run in 1925. ... Churchill Downs racetrack, 2004 The Kentucky Derby is a stakes race for three-year-old thoroughbred horses, staged annually in Louisville, Kentucky on the first Saturday in May, capping the three-week-long Kentucky Derby Festival. ...

Funny's Run for the Triple Crown

Ignored by virtually everyone^[6], Funny Cide was the longshot winner of the 2003 Kentucky Derby, running between the strong double entry of Frankel's Empire Maker (again with Jerry Bailey in the saddle) and Peace Rules ridden by Edgar Prado. Neither of them could catch him; he won it by nearly two lengths over the favorite Empire Maker. But going into the Derby that day, Tagg thought, "Boy, I feel sorry for these other guys, because I've got this nice, cool colt. Nothing fazes him and their horses are all going to freak out when they see this mob here and they have to walk down this gauntlet. But Funny was the only one that did freak out." Barclay says, "I thought he was going to flip in the tunnel. When that happened, I wouldn't have given you two cents for his chances." Funny Cide's time of 2:01.19 is the 10th fastest in Derby history — and remains so as of this writing: May 7, 2006 now that Barbaro has so impressively won the 132nd running of the Derby. Wikipedia does not yet have an article with this exact name. ... Churchill Downs racetrack, 2004 The Kentucky Derby is a stakes race for three-year-old thoroughbred horses, staged annually in Louisville, Kentucky on the first Saturday in May, capping the three-week-long Kentucky Derby Festival. ... Edgar Prado is a jockey whose horse-racing accomplishments include victories in the 2002 and 2004 Belmont Stakes, in each case aboard a longshot depriving a favorite of the United States Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing. ... Barbaro (middle) walking to the track at the Fair Hill Training Center a week after winning the Kentucky Derby. ...

Blood-Horse magazine's Steven Haskin wrote: "Pimlico stakes coordinator David Rollinson had to go out and recruit Preakness Stakes horses when it looked like only six or seven were going to run. All was calm that first week after the Derby. Then, Empire Maker was officially declared out, leaving only six confirmed starters. Then Midway Road came in. Then all hell broke loose when the Miami Herald’s bogus story and photo of Santos appeared. Empire Maker suddenly jumped back in, his Triple Crown hopes alive once again. Hours later, when the inferno began to subside, he was back out. Then Peace Rules officially came in. Sometime, in between all that, Champali jumped back in after being in, then out. Then Kissin Saint and Alysweep came in. Then Indian Express came out. Then Rollinson popped a couple of Advil and braced for week two." Week two was like week one, now also including the in and outs and ins of New York Hero, Ten Cents A Shine, Foufa’s Warrior, and During. As Haskin goes on to say, all this confusion could have been avoided if all involved had known how Funny Cide was going to run in the Preakness. The Blood-Horse is an international weekly news magazine about Thoroughbred horses, horse breeding, and horseracing. ... Pimlico Race Course is a horse racetrack in Baltimore, Maryland, most famous for hosting the Preakness Stakes. ... The Preakness Stakes is a classic 1 3/16 mile (1. ... The Miami Herald is a daily newspaper owned by Knight Ridder. ...

Vanned in at the last moment by Tagg (who before this had only watched the race from the rooftop of the Pimlico Barns) and stabled in Mary Eppler's barn on the backside of the track to keep him calm and out from under the press, this time Funny Cide was the bettor's favorite. On a cold wet day in May, he burst from post position 9 (only Layminister in 1910 and Canonero II in 1971 won from 9), the runaway winner of the 2003 Preakness Stakes at Baltimore's Pimlico Race Course. His time was 1:55:61, and he took the race by 9.75 lengths, the second largest margin in Preakness history. The longest margin was Survivor's in the very first running of the Preakness in 1873, back when such things weren't accurately measured. In the Pimlico Preakness, with its sharp turns and hard fast track, Funny earned a remarkable Beyer Speed Figure of 114. As Funny was the only New York bred to have ever won the Kentucky Derby, he was only the third New York bred to win the Preakness. The other two were Margrave in 1896 when the Preakness was run at Gravesend, New York, and Jacobus in 1883. Canonero II, (1969-1981), was a champion thoroughbred race horse. ... Flag Seal Nickname: Monument City, Charm City, Mob Town, B-more Motto: Get In On It (formerly The City That Reads and The Greatest City in America; BELIEVE is not the official motto but rather a specific campaign) Location Location of Baltimore in Maryland Coordinates , Government Country State County United... Gravesend was one of the original towns in the Dutch colony of Nieuw Amsterdam and became one of the original towns of Kings County in colonial New York. ...

Now Funny Cide, the New York bred gelding, had a shot at America's Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing. United States is the current Good Article Collaboration of the week! Please help to improve this article to the highest of standards. ... The Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing (Triple Crown for short, but the term is also used in other sports, and thus the full name should be used when it could cause confusion) consists of three races for three-year-old thoroughbred horses. ...

Four days before the Belmont Stakes, in what was meant to be only a breeze, Funny took control from Robin Smullen, and ran perhaps too hard and too fast...way too fast. Rumors flew everywhere that he might have ruined his chances for the third leg of the Triple Crown. It rained all day before the Belmont Stakes, the most grueling of the three races and a quarter mile longer than the Kentucky Derby. Rain or no rain, New Yorkers came to the track in record numbers, only to see Jose Santos ride Funny too close to the rail where the slop was deepest, as well as fighting too hard to rate him. Funny Cide finish third in the slop behind a fresh Empire Maker and a fresh Ten Most Wanted, both horses having skipped the Preakness Stakes. Frankel expressed himself a happy man to have spoiled such an exciting run by such an exciting horse. "It may be mean," he said, "but I'm glad I did it." The Belmont Stakes is a prestigious horse race held yearly in June at Belmont Park in Elmont, New York. ...

(Later in 2003, Tagg's horse, Island Fashion, won the Alabama Stakes. Her victory denied a $2 million Triple Tiara bonus to the owners of Spoken Fur. Frankel was the trainer of Spoken Fur. For Tagg, it must have been a doubly sweet moment.) The Alabama Stakes is a race for thoroughbred horse. ... The Triple Tiara of Thoroughbred Racing, formerly known as the Filly Triple Crown, is a set of horse races in the United States which is open to three year old fillies. ...

That same year dual classic winner Funny Cide, once again up against Frankel and Empire Maker, won the Eclipse Award for 3 Year Old Male of the Year. He's only the second New York bred to ever do so, the first being Saratoga Dew who was named Champion 3 Year Old Filly of 1992. Image File history File links Eclipse_award3. ... Image File history File links Eclipse_award3. ... The Eclipse Award is a thoroughbred racing award. ... The Eclipse Award for Outstanding 3-Yr-Old Male Horse is a American Thoroughbred horse racing honor awarded annually. ...

Funny Cide is the first New York-bred horse ever to win the Kentucky Derby and the first gelding to win since 1929 when Clyde van Dusen, a son of the great Man O' War (ranked in the top 100 U.S. Thoroughbred Champions of the 20th Century as number 1), took home the roses. Funny Cide traces back to War Admiral out of Man O 'War on both sides of his pedigree. He also goes back an inbred 5 X 5 to Ribot^[7]. Blue Larkspur (1926-1947) was a bay colt, Kentucky bred thoroughbred race horse. ... War Admiral (1934-1959), was a thoroughbred racing horse, the son of the great Man O War. ... The horse Ribot (1952-1972) was a bay thoroughbred foaled in England by Tenerani out of Romanella by El Greco. ...

Funny Cide's troubled years

Horses don't reach their full height and weight until they are five. At four, Funny Cide flashed his old form in the Massachusetts Handicap on July 3, 2004, earning a 110 Beyers Speed Figure. The finish was a thrilling three way photo at the wire between runner-up Funny, the eventual winner Offlee Wild, and The Lady's Groom. He was second to Evening Attire in the Saratoga Breeders’ Cup, and nearly won the Grade 1 Suburban Handicap. The highlight of his troubled four-year-old season was winning the October 2, 2004 86th running of the very prestigious and very grueling one and one quarter mile million-dollar Jockey Club Gold Cup at Belmont Park against the likes of the very honest campaigner Evening Attire and very promising young colt, The Cliff's Edge. In the Gold Cup, he earned a 112 Beyer. Other than Real Quiet in 1999, for years no other horse who has won a classic in his third year has gone on to take another Grade 1 race—except Funny Cide. Frequently dubbed the MassCap, the Massachusetts Handicap is a thoroughbred horse race held at Suffolk Downs, in Boston, Massachusetts. ... Evening Attire is a New York bred Thoroughbred racehorse, foaled on Valentines Day, February 14, 1998. ... The Suburban Handicap is a Grade I stakes race for Thoroughbred horses aged three and older. ... The Jockey Club Gold Cup is a prestigious thoroughbred horse race open to horses three years old and upward, established in 1919. ... Real Quiet is an American champion thoroughbred racehorse born in 1995 at Little Hill Farm in Ocala, Florida. ...

Many racehorses, due to modern breeding practices, are prone to fragile bones and delicate health. Funny Cide's four year old season was fraught with respiratory problems, probably exacerbated by sending him to California's 2003 Breeders' Cup Classic race. (It's been mentioned that entering him was very much not Tagg's idea.) The race was being held at the Santa Anita track that year when a major forest fire raged nearby, darkening the air around the track with hot soot. During his five-year-old season he was plagued with back problems, not diagnosed until he'd raced out of the money in several graded races. (It's possible his back was injured in the Belmont where he ran in deep mud struggling with his jockey who held too hard a rein.) Tagg decided to rest Funny for the last half of the season. Official language(s) English Capital Sacramento Largest city Los Angeles Area  Ranked 3rd  - Total 158,302 sq mi (410,000 km²)  - Width 250 miles (400 km)  - Length 770 miles (1,240 km)  - % water 4. ... The Breeders Cup Classic is a Thoroughbred horse race for 3 years old and up. ... Lily Okuru, a Japanese-American woman held at Santa Anita Park, poses with the statue of Seabiscuit, 1942 Santa Anita Park in Arcadia, California opened in 1934 and is the oldest and most prestigious horse racetrack in Southern California. ...

Back on the Track

As a gelding, Funny Cide cannot retire to stud as do many horses after their three-year-old season, for example: Empire Maker, Peace Rules, Smarty Jones, and Afleet Alex. Like many geldings (and certainly the great geldings: John Henry, the top money-winning thoroughbred gelding in racing history, Kelso, and Forego) they go on racing well into their eighth or ninth year. Kelso, for instance, won five Jockey Gold Cups en route to Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year honors from 1960 to 1964. Smarty Jones (born February 28, 2001) is a thoroughbred race horse, and winner of the 2004 Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes. ... Afleet Alex (born 2002) is an American thoroughbred race horse. ... John Henry is a thoroughbred race horse named after the folk hero John Henry. ... // Early Career Kelso, born on April 4, 1957 was an American thoroughbred race horse and is considered to be among the best racehorses of the Twentieth century. ... [[Forego]] , bay gelding, 1970, by Forli (Aristhophanes) Lady Golconda by Hasty Road Owner, Lazy F Ranch, Bred by Lazy F Ranch, KY Trained by Frank Whiteley, Jr. ... The Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year is the highest honor given in American thoroughbred horse racing. ...

On February 2nd, 2006, Funny came alive in a one-mile money allowance race at Gulfstream Park to beat the odds on favorite, Sun King, winner of the Pennsylvania Derby and the Tampa Bay Derby, third in the 2005 Jockey Club Gold Cup, and a surging second — by the bobbing of a nose — to Invasor in the Whitney Stakes of 2006. The stakes-winning sprinter, Sir Greeley, took the race in a quick 1:32.42, but Funny was up there with him to place. His jockey, the top 10 New York Racing Association rider, Edgar Prado said, "He broke sharp and was right with those horses from the go. He never gave up. I was very happy with his race." Thoroughbred horse racing is the main form of horse-racing throughout the world. ... Gulfstream Park is a racetrack in Hallandale Beach, Florida, in the United States. ... The Pennsylvania Derby is a race for thoroughbred horses. ... The Tampa Bay Derby is a race for thoroughbred horses. ... Invasor (b. ... The Whitney Handicap is an American Grade 1 handicap race for thoroughbred racehorses three years of age and older run at a distance of 1 1/8 miles. ... The New York Racing Association is the non-profit governing body for thoroughbred horse-racing in the state of New York. ...

On April 1st, Funny Cide flashed his old form, running a gritty game second in this year's Excelsior Breeders Cup at Aqueduct. "He ran a fantastic race," top jockey Richard Migliore said of Funny Cide. "Blood and guts all the way to the wire. He's a fantastic racehorse. I wasn't looking for the lead, but my horse was keen and I didn't want to get into a fight with him. When he got alone, he idled better and when company joined him, he fought on again. It was a very game performance." Aqueduct Racetrack, known as the Big A, is a horse racetrack in the neighborhood of Ozone Park in Queens, New York. ... Richard Migliore is a top caliber American jockey whose mounts have ranged from Artie Schiller to Big Apple Daddy to Funny Cide. ...

On April 30, Funny broke his losing streak by taking the Kings Point Handicap at Aqueduct. Again ridden by Richard Migliore, Funny was dead game, proving he's still full of fight. "I'm more tired from trying to pull him up," Migliore stated. "I thought I was going to have to go around again." Jon Constance of Sackets Six said, "We thought that he didn't have the heart he used to have. But it's not so. He looked around and saw that horse coming up at him — and he was gone." The The Kings Point Handicap is an ungraded stakes race for three-year-olds and up run in the Spring at Aqueduct Racetrack in Jamaica, New York. ...

Funny with his exclusive hotwalker, Raunie Hart, there from the start

On July 1st, Funny Cide led all the way to win the $200,800 one and one-quarter mile Dominion Day Stakes (G3) at Woodbine Racetrack in Toronto, Canada. The race attracted hundreds come just to see Funny, crowding the walking ring when he entered the paddock, and giving him an ovation at the post parade. But his definitive 1 1/2-lengths win over a tough field brought the whole crowd to its feet. Funny Cide broke from the inside post, controlling the Dominion, and holding off two serious challenges (first from Cryptograph who finished third, and then from Nolan's Cat who placed) as he clicked off early fractions of :23.62 and :47.14. Funny is the fifth Derby winner to race at Woodbine and the first to win there since Secretariat took the Canadian International in 1973. He is also the first Kentucky Derby winner to ever win a graded stakes race at the age of six. For the past 46 years, Funny is also only one of two Kentucky Derby winners to race at all at the age of six. (The other is the 1982 winner, Gato del Sol.) Richard Migliore, riding him for the fourth time, said, "He's got a mind of his own. He's strong willed and been around long enough that he knows how he wants to do things." As for Funny's last race on May 20 at Pimlico racecourse in Baltimore, Richard had this to say, "I was going to end up four or five wide on the first turn, so I tucked in to save ground. But the dirt hit him in the face and he got mad. I tried to restrain him, then when I asked him to run, he didn't want to go. You just have to hope he's in the right frame of mind because he can be a grumpy old guy sometimes." Image File history File links Funny_Raunie_033. ... Image File history File links Funny_Raunie_033. ... The Dominion Day Stakes is run at Woodbine Racetrack in Toronto, Canada every year in July. ... Woodbine Racetrack in southwest Toronto, Ontario is the only horseracing track in North America which stages, or is capable of staging, thoroughbred and standardbred horseracing programs on the same day. ... Motto: Diversity Our Strength Map of Ontario Counties, Toronto being red Area: 641 sq. ... Newsweek magazine cover, June 11, 1973 Secretariat (March 30, 1970 – October 4, 1989) was an American thoroughbred racehorse considered by many to be the greatest of all time. ...

Raunie Hart, his hotwalker, claims he's spoiled. "He gets treated like a king. He thinks he's a king." Around him since he was two, Raunie says he began as a sweet even-tempered darling, but has grown too used to royal treatment. "But he is a king, so what can you do?"

Funny Cide, who was born in Saratoga Springs, has now run twice at the Spa. First in the Saratoga Breeders' Cup Handicap two years ago when 70,175 fans showed up, and for the second time in the Woodward Stakes on September 2, 2006. Ironically, the Grade I Woodward was the only "prep" race Tagg could find at the Saratoga Meet that satisfied his needs for getting in a race before his actual goal of the Hawthorne Gold Cup Handicap later this year. As he said, "I'm not hunting for Grade I's anymore. I just needed a race for him. It's here. The people are here, the horse is here, and it didn't look like this race was going to be as tough as it could be. This is not our ideal race. Horses that are running in it have faltered a couple of times, so maybe we have a chance to pick up something." Funny was in contention for the Woodward, racing third, though wide, for much of the race...and then something odd happened. Completely unlike himself, he seemed to stop, fading back to finish seventh/eighth. His jockey, Richard Migliore, said he just didn't seem right. "He can pull. Today, an eighth of a mile past the wire he stopped. That's far, far out of character for him." Funny's half-brother, Flower Alley, favored to win and never in contention at all, finished in a photo with Funny. As of this writing, Tagg and Smullen are mystified, and hope nothing is wrong with their chestnut champion. The Woodward Stakes is a race for thoroughbred horses three-year-olds and up. ... The Hawthorne Gold Cup Handicap is a Grade II race for thoroughbred horses run at Hawthorne Race Course each year. ... Flower Alley (born May 7, 2002) is an American thoroughbred racehorse. ...

What's a Gelding to do?

From all reports, Funny Cide will race for a few more years and then retire to farm life. Although, as Tagg says, "I'd run him until he dies. I don't see any reason not to. He's happy. He gets a lot of care. I get some flak from people thinking I'm being cruel to him by having him still run, but I don't know what else he would do. Fight flies in a paddock somewhere? Not many horses get the attention that sucker gets, I'll tell you. He's been in a racing stable his whole life. Why would he be happier out in a field fighting flies? I don't understand that. He couldn't look any better. He couldn't get any better feed, he couldn't get any better veterinary care. He couldn't get any better attention. He's got the same groom, the same hotwalker. How could he have it any better?"

Quite a few farms have asked about him, concerned for his welfare once his racing days are done. WinStar Farm, in particular, home of his sire Distorted Humor, would be happy to give their premiere stallion's premiere son a home. Or—he could live on at the racetrack, any racetrack that Tagg and Smullen traveled to with their horses. Funny loves the races. Robin says he stands and watches them for hours. How fine it might be if he could stay near, perhaps working as a stable pony. Kelso became a jumper, Sir Barton worked for the US Army, Zippy Chippy, America's favorite horse racing loser, is now a stable pony at Finger Lakes racetrack...why not Funny remaining near his trainers and his hotwalker and all he's ever known? It depends, of course, on his owners. Sir Barton, (1916-1937), was a chestnut thoroughbred colt, who, in 1919 became the first winner of the American Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing even before the phrase Triple Crown was applied. ... Zippy Chippy is Americas favorite thoroughbred racing loser. ...

Funny Cide is now a two time "New York born Horse of the Year". To date (August 2006), he has won three million four hundred and thirty two thousand dollars plus change on that $75,000 dollar investment by Sackatoga Stable. He also claims the highest earnings of any New York born in history.

Even now, after a poor health-related showing in 2005, Funny Cide's Classic Performance Index (CPI), which is calculated each year, is 46, meaning that his average earnings per start is 46 times greater than the average of all like horses. "Like" horses means horses of the same sex, horses of the same age, horses racing in the same year(s), and horses racing in the same countries.

Funny Cide's Dosage Index is 1.53 derived from his dosage profile of 7-2-11-3-1 (24). This figure basically gives you the ratio of how much speed to stamina a race horse receives from any stallions in its pedigree that are Chefs-de-race. (Chefs-de-race are stallions recognized for their influence on the breed and are categorized by their tendency to pass on a certain type of distance ability, ranging from speed: brilliant, to extreme stamina: professional. In between are intermediate, classic, and solid.) John Gaver III said, "Funny's pedigree cross, or "nick," is classic speed-on-stamina." The Dosage Index is a mathematical figure used by breeders of thoroughbred race horses, and sometimes by bettors handicapping horse races, to quantify a horses ability, or inability, to negotiate the various distances at which horse races are run. ...

Further reading

Funny Cide's biography, "Funny Cide (How a Horse, a Trainer, a Jockey, and a Bunch of High School Buddies Took on the Sheiks and Bluebloods...and Won", written by Sally Jenkins, was published by G.P. Putnam's Sons in 2004. ISBN 0-399-15179-6 Image File history File links Funny_boo. ... Image File history File links Funny_boo. ... Image File history File links Kids_Funny. ... Image File history File links Kids_Funny. ... G. P. Putnams Sons was a major United States book publisher based in New York City, New York. ...

Funny Cide for kids, "A Horse Named Funny Cide", written by The Funny Cide Team, was published by Putnam Juvenile on April 20, 2006. ISBN 0-399-24462-X

For some time, there's been a consistent rumor that Hollywood plans a feature film based on Funny Cide's run for the Triple Crown of 2003, but whether this will actually come-to-pass seems very much up in the air. ...

Footnotes

1. ^ -.
2. ^ - In the Blood-Horse magazine ranking of the top 100 U.S. thoroughbred champions of the 20th Century, the tenth horse to win the Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing (Kentucky Derby, Preakness, and Belmont) and to do it undefeated, Seattle Slew is ranked number 9.
3. ^ - Pedigree Analysis By: John Gaver III, Dosage Index: 1.53. "The tall, lean New York-bred gelding Funny Cide is by 2002’s leading freshman sire Distorted Humor, a son of Forty Niner and a descendant of the Raise A Native sire line. Distorted Humor was a Grade II stakes winner at the races and is the sire of two crops and five black type winners (designation for a stakes winner or stakes-placed horse in sales catalogues) to date, including Grade I Spinaway Stakes winner Awesome Humor, Grade II Astarita winner Humorous Lady and the listed stakes winner Crackup. Funny Cide's dam, Belle's Good Cide, is the dam of three foals, two of which have made it to the racetrack and won, with Funny Cide representing her lone stakes winner at this writing. Belle's Good Cide is a half-sister to Arlington Matron (GIII) and Modesty Handicap (GIII) winner Belle Of Cozzene, as well as a half-sister to the stakes winner Quackerbell and Zee Oh Six in addition to the stakes-placed colt Celtic Memories. Funny Cide's tail-female line is a representative of a stamina-laden Darby Dan Farm broodmare family in his third and forth dam, and this chestnut gelding is inbred to the great Darby Dan stayer Ribot, who was undefeated from 16 lifetime starts and a two-time winner of the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe. As a broodmare sire, Slewacide is the sire of 98 producing daughters and the stakes winners Illusive Ghost, Naturalingredients, Orienta, Devout Sinner, Darlin Dixie, Slewance and Magine Matt. Funny Cide's pedigree cross, or nick, is classic speed-on-stamina; he should not have problems getting 10 furlongs with his distance-laden tail female line. According to The Blood-Horse's Steve Haskin, Funny Cide is a "very kind horse, but doesn't like anyone pulling on his mouth, so you have to let him do what he's comfortable doing."
4. ^ - This horse was gelded in late 2001 because he was a ridgling, meaning he had an undescended testicle which caused him pain when he ran. If the people around him had had any idea that the young colt they had purchased would become a dual classic winner, plus winning the Gold Cup, such a thing would never have happened. An undescended testicle is not serious. All it might have done is cause the horse a little pain and a little pain might have made him less eager to race, but this could have been corrected.
5. ^ - Beyer Index Figures are used for calculating the performance of a thoroughbred. It takes into account variables like track conditions as well as speed. It is widely accepted as an accurate indication of a horse's ability.
6. ^ - In his Starter Analysis, Steve Fugitte wrote: "FUNNY CIDE has the heart of a champion as evidenced by three stellar losing efforts in prep races. In Gulfstream's Holy Bull he drew a dreadful 13 post position and was unable to drop over at any point after hitting the gate leaving it. He still ran fifth that day and it was pure desire. Got a much cleaner trip in the Louisiana Derby but hooked a track that hated his running style. Still managed third that day and he came again gamely to secure it after looking hopelessly beaten turning for home. Hooked Empire Maker in the Wood Memorial and was beaten a scant half-length by the Derby favorite while again battling from the rail. This horse is all heart and is due to get a winning trip. Doesn't have the pedigree to stay this distance but neither did Fusaichi Pegasus or Thunder Gulch and his turf-oriented trainer Barclay Tagg knows just how to put the stamina in a horse. Posted a 110 Beyer Speed Figure in the Wood last out and will be very dangerous if able to repeat that number and work out some kind of stalking trip. Definitely in my top four and a good bet across as an alternative to the favorite."
7. ^ - Ribot was bred by Italy's Federico Tesio, and was unbeaten in the 16 races he ran, including Great Britain’s most important event, the King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Diamond Stakes as well as twice winning France’s Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.

The Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing (Triple Crown for short, but the term is also used in other sports, and thus the full name should be used when it could cause confusion) consists of three races for three-year-old thoroughbred horses. ... The Spinaway Stakes is a race for thoroughbred horses open to two-year-old fillies. ... Races at Lonchamp - Édouard Manet, 1867 The Prix de LArc de Triomphe is a flat thoroughbred horse race of a 2400 metres (about 1 mile 4 furlongs) raced on turf for 3 year olds and up, Colts, horses, Fillies and mares (exclude geldings). ... Steve Haskin is a New York-born horse racing journalist. ... Fusaichi Pegasus(pronounced Foo-sa-EE-chee) was purchased as a yearling for $4 million by Fusao Sekiguchi. ... Thunder Gulch (born 1992) a champion thoroughbred racehorse went off the starting gate at 25-1 odds in 1995 and went on to win the Kentucky Derby. ... The King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Diamond Stakes is a Group 1 United Kingdom flat racing horse race for three year old and above horses run over a distance of 1 mile 4 furlongs at Ascot Racecourse during July. ...

References

• Funny Cide's official website
• Funny's pedigree
• Funny Cide, Three-year-old Male of the Year
• Funny's distaff line
• Distorted Humor - stallion register
• Tagg's website
• NTRA bio of Tagg
• NTRA bio of Sackatoga Stable
• NTRA bio of Jose Santos
• The Kentucky Derby's official website
• Funny's Kentucky Derby page
• The Preakness website
• Photo finish in the MassCap
• The Jockey Gold Cup
• Funny celebrates Canada Day
• Classic career history
• Funny heads the New York bred Millionaire's Club
• Quick free online racing game, inc Funny