Glen Quagmire

Glenwood Quagmire is a character on the animated series, Family Guy. Notable for his prodigious libido, he is voiced by the show's creator and lead writer, Seth MacFarlane. Picture of Glen Quagmire from the Family Guy episode Stuck Together, Torn Apart. ... Picture of Glen Quagmire from the Family Guy episode Stuck Together, Torn Apart. ... An animated series or cartoon series is a television series produced by means of animation. ... Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. ... Libido in its common usage means sexual desire, however more technical definitions, such as found in the work of Carl Jung, are more general, referring to libido as the free creative, or psychic, energy an individual has to put toward personal development, or individuation. ... A voice actor (also a voice artist) is a person who provides voices for animation (including animated feature films, television series, animated shorts), radio and television commercials, audio dramas, dubbed foreign language films, video games, puppet shows, and amusement rides. ... Seth MacFarlane Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (born October 26, 1973 in Kent, Connecticut) is an American animator, screenwriter, producer, director and voice actor. ...

Glen is the next door neighbor and best friend of Peter Griffin (though Quagmire has a near-obsession with Peter's wife, Lois). When he is not hanging out with the guys, Quagmire is often seen trying to "get with chicks", whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. Peter Lowenbrau Griffin is a fictional character in the Fox animated television show Family Guy. ... Lois Griffin. ...

He has several catch phrases, including "Oh!", "All riiiight", and the nonsensical phrase "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" (which has expanded to "Giggidy giggidy goo"). Many times, these phrases are accompanied by suggestive pelvic-thrusting motions, rocking of the head, or both. A catch phrase is a phrase or expression that is popularized, usually through repeated use, by a real person or fictional character. ...

Quagmire's house, while ordinary-looking from the exterior, is stocked with gadgets stereotypically associated with swingers from the 60s and 70s, such as a mirrored bedroom ceiling, "disco-like" decorations that fold out from panels in the walls at the press of a button, and dozens of revolving beds. Swinging, sometimes referred to in North America as the swinging lifestyle or simply the lifestyle (although this simplified term is also used by people into Leather and BDSM), includes a wide range of sexual activities conducted between three or more people. ... The 1960s in its most obvious sense refers to the decade between 1960 and 1969, but the expression has taken on a wider meaning over the past twenty years. ... The 1970s in its most obvious sense refers to the decade between 1970 and 1979. ...

Appearance

Glen has short black hair, parted in the middle; he is of average height (5' 8") and somewhat slight build (130 lbs). His most noticeable physical characteristics are his enormous jaw and chin, and his long nose. These strange features have led some viewers to draw puzzled comparisons ranging from Popeye to Bob Hope. Another identifying feature is the tattoo on his left buttock reading "Your face here! Call 555-0134" (the phone number, of course, is Quagmire's). A Popeye comic book cover shows Popeye, with his characteristic corncob pipe and single good eye, and his girlfriend Olive Oyl. ... Bob Hope receiving Oscar Leslie Townes Hope KBE (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003), best known as Bob Hope, was a famous entertainer, having appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, on radio and television, movies and in army concerts. ... A Tattoo is a design in ink or some other pigment, usually decorative or symbolic, placed permanently under the skin. ... Bith buttocks. ...

Ethics and sexual deviancy

If Glen Quagmire's personality could be summed up in one word, it might well be "pervert". His sexual exploits, tendencies and fetishes are often hinted at or stated outright as being above and beyond what most people would consider normal.

Peter Griffin has referred to Quagmire as a "heartless sex hound" in his presence while in mixed company, yet Quagmire seems to casually acknowledge the fact with no rancor.

He seems to have little interest in long-term relationships with women. When one of his partners casually asked what he did for a living after waking up in bed beside him, Quagmire cheerfully responded with "I've got a question for you too: why are you still here?" (Creator Seth McFarlane says on a director's commentary that he believes this to be Quagmire's "defining moment".)

It has been suggested that he is not above rape ("I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through!") or drug usage (he has ordered "roofie Coladas" for would-be companions on more than one occasion). The following exchange also seems to indicate that statutory rape is not beyond him: Skeletal formula of flunitrazepam Flunitrazepam (trade name Rohypnol) is a sedative that was made in the early 1970s by Roche and was used in hospitals only for deep sedation. ... The term statutory rape is sometimes used when national and/or regional governments, citing an interest in protecting minors, consider people under a certain age to be unable to give consent, and therefore consider sexual contact with them to be equivalent to rape regardless of the minors consent. ...

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Glen Quagmire

Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie! How old are you?

Connie: 16.

Quagmire: 18? You're first!

Connie: MOM!

Quagmire: I like where this is going! Giggidy, giggidy, gi-guh-dy!

He may be a registered sexual offender as well; when the Griffins had to leave town for a family emergency, they asked Quagmire to watch the kids. He replied, "Well, In accordance with Megan's Law, I'm required to inform you... eh, that's fine, I'll take the kids." Image File history File links i would like to see some quotations by or about goebbels. ... Wikiquote logo Wikiquote is a sister project of Wikipedia, using the same MediaWiki software. ... Sex crimes are forms of human sexual behavior that are crimes. ... Megans Law is the colloquial term used to denote a number of state laws in the United States that require law enforcement authorities to identify what are generally called sex offenders to the public at large through various media, including in some cases the Internet. ...

Glen appears to get his penis caught in unusual places very often ("Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah... it's in a window this time."). Some of his dialogue often directly implies that he is an ephebophile (after finding a junior high school cheerleader bound and gagged in a restroom stall: "Dear diary: Jackpot!"). The penis (plural penises) or phallus (plural phalli) is the external male copulatory organ of some animals, and, in mammals, the external male organ of urination. ... the towers fell hahaha i hate black people and jews ... Ephebophilia (in Greek ephebos έφηβος = teenager and philia φιλία = friendship), also known as hebephilia or Lolita syndrome, is the sexual attraction of an adult to adolescents. ... Middle school, (Intermediate/Junior high school) covers a period of education that straddles primary education and secondary education, serving as a bridge between the two. ... Cheerleading is the organized use of song, dance and/or gymnastics to encourage crowds to cheer on sports teams at games and matches. ...

In addition, Glen has at least two STDs, once referring to women who contracted the clap from him, and mentioning having contracted Hepatitis to Peter, Cleveland, and Joe. Sexually-transmitted infections (STIs), also known as sexually-transmitted diseases (STDs), are diseases that are commonly transmitted between partners through some form of sexual activity, most commonly vaginal intercourse, oral sex, or anal sex. ... Gonorrhoea (USA spelling: gonorrhea, slang term the clap) is among the most common curable sexually transmitted diseases in the world caused by the Gram-negative bacterium called Neisseria gonorrhoeae. ...

He has dabbled with, if not regularly engaged in, intimate depilation. During one flashback, Quagmire proudly displayed his pubic hair to several people, asking if it looked like the letter Q (apparently with his penis as the letter's "tail"). Depilation is a generic term for hair removal which affects the part of the hair above the surface of the skin. ... the pubic hair of a woman Pubic hair is hair in the frontal genital area, the crotch, and sometimes at the top of the inside of the legs; these areas form the pubic region. ... Q is the 17th letter of the Latin alphabet. ...

When Quagmire was a contestant The Bachelorette in "Brian the Bachelor", he drugged the bachelorette and attempted to drag her into another room before noticing the cameras recording his actions. As a final blow against him, Quagmire proposed a three-way between himself, the female contestant and his own mother. (This adds potential incest, if not in actual fact, to the long list of his deviancies.) The Bachelorette is a reality television dating game show that debuted in 2003 on ABC, which took the runner-up date from the first season of The Bachelor (Trista Rehn), and let her choose a husband. ... Brian the Bachelor is an episode from the fourth season of the FOX animated television series Family Guy. ... A ménage à trois is a relationship or domestic arrangement in which three people, usually a married couple and the lover of one of them, live together or are romantically or sexually involved. ... Incest is sexual activity or marriage between very close family members. ...

Also, during a drinking game, Quagmire once revealed that he had performed a sexual act with a male spider monkey, which would add zoophilia to the aforementioned list of deviancies. Type species Simia paniscus Linnaeus, 1758 Species Ateles paniscus Ateles belzebuth Ateles chamek Ateles hybridus Ateles marginatus Ateles fusciceps Ateles geoffroyi Spider monkeys are New World monkeys of the family Atelidae, subfamily Atelinae. ... Leda and the Swan, a 16th century copy after a lost painting by Michelangelo, 1530 (National Gallery, London) Zoophilia (from the Greek Zoon, animal, and Philia, friendship or love) is a paraphilia, defined as an affinity or sexual attraction by a human to non-human animals. ...

Quagmire apparently considers his friends' wives to be fair game. Quagmire had an extramarital affair with Loretta Brown, which she initiated, causing her and Cleveland to divorce. He was also caught spying on Lois while she was using a public restroom; another time, he made a pass at her when she paid him a visit and he assumed their marriage was in trouble. Nonetheless, neither Peter nor Cleveland seem to harbor any long-term ill will towards him. (The extremely jealous Peter, however, is unaware that Quagmire is constructing a life-sized replica of Lois, complete with hair from her hairbrush.) Cleveland Brown is a fictional character on the animated television series Family Guy. ... Divorce or dissolution of marriage is the ending of a marriage before the death of either spouse, which can be contrasted with an annulment which is a declaration that a marriage is void, though the effects of marriage may be recognized in such unions, such as spousal support, child custody... Flush toilet A toilet is a plumbing fixture devised for the disposal of bodily wastes, including urine, feces, menses and vomit. ... A hairbrush is a brush for brushing, tidying, and detangling human hair. ...

Quagmire is portrayed as generally upbeat and in high spirits. Despite many crushing defeats, he never gives up.

Profession

Although it is seldom depicted or even referenced, Quagmire seems to work as a commercial airline pilot. In flashbacks, we learn that before being a pilot, Quagmire served in the U.S. Navy. In "Jungle Love" he replaced Peter as Sandy Duncan's glass eye, though she was dissatisfied with his performance. Aviators are people who fly aircraft either for pleasure or for a job. ... The United States Navy (USN) is the branch of the United States armed forces responsible for naval operations. ... Jungle Love is the thirteenth episode from the fourth season of the FOX animated television series Family Guy. ... Sandy Duncan (born February 20, 1946 in Henderson, Texas) is an American singer and actress of stage and television. ... The materials definition of a glass is a uniform amorphous solid material, usually produced when a suitably viscous molten material cools very rapidly to below its glass transition temperature, thereby not giving enough time for a regular crystal lattice to form. ... This article needs to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of quality. ...

Quagmire was the host of "Midnight Q", a late-night jazz, literature and sex show on the PTV network.

Things Quagmire is NOT turned on by

• Men
• children (This is loosely defined as he has made passes, and possibly even had sex with 16 year olds. He clearly has little problems with minors.)
• really old nuns (old nuns do a little for him)
• Renée Zellweger
• groin injuries
• transvestites (pre-op)

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Miscellaneous

The word "quagmire" refers to both a soft soil that yields easily, or quicksand, and a difficult predicament. The title of a Family Guy episode from season four, dealing with infidelity, plays up the second meaning ("The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"). Quicksand and warning sign at a gravel extraction site. ... This is a list and description of the episodes from the animated television series Family Guy. ... In a religious context, infidelity is an absence of faith in the beliefs or teachings of a religion, such that one who lacks such faith is an infidel. ... The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire is an episode of Family Guy that first aired on June 12, 2005, production code 4ACX08. ...

Quagmire may have some trouble distinguishing males from females: he used to list Taylor Hanson as his idea of the perfect woman and may have had sex with a Filipino man who he thought was a woman. Judging by his reactions to these events it seems one of his few sexual turn offs is homosexual sex; however in The Perfect Castaway he is willing to attempt a homosexual orgy with Peter, Cleveland, and Joe after several months castaway on a desert island, though none of the men are able to achieve an erection. Jordan Taylor Hanson (usually referred to as Taylor) (born March 14, 1983) is an American musician and member of the band Hanson. ... Homosexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by esthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire exclusively for another of the same sex. ... The Perfect Castaway (Production code: 4ACX15) is an episode from the fourth season of the FOX animated series Family Guy. ... This article needs to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of quality. ...

He has built up a resistance to mace due to repeated exposure. Mace is a brand of tear gas in the form of an aerosol spray which propels the lachrymatory mixed with a volatile solvent. ...

After learning of Quagmire's affair with Loretta, Cleveland attacked him with a baseball bat. While Cleveland missed his target with every swing, he struck Quagmire's walls, sofa, bar, and other objects. Each of these opened to reveal a bed, including his refrigerator and oven. In baseball, a bat is a smooth rod, often but not always wooden, used in hitting the ball after the ball is thrown by the pitcher. ... Sofas come in a variety of colors, patterns, and materials (two-seater model) Ancient Greek sofa A couch, also known as a sofa, settee, lounge or chesterfield is an item of furniture for the comfortable seating of more than one person. ... The inside of a fridge A refrigerator (often shortened to fridge) is an electrical appliance that uses refrigeration to help preserve food. ... An oven is an enclosed compartment for heating, baking or drying. ...

One episode featured a short sitcom-like vignette starring Quagmire, including a theme song with the following lyrics: [1] A sitcom or situation comedy is a genre of comedy performance originally devised for radio but today typically found on television. ... The theme music of a radio or television program is a melody closely associated with the show, and usually played during the title sequence and/or end credits. ...

Announcer: Who else but Quagmire?

Chorus: He's Quagmire, Quagmire

You never really know what he's gonna do next

He's Quagmire, Quagmire

(Quagmire sings) Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

(Ending song)

Chorus: He's Quagmire, he's Quagmire

(Quagmire sings) Giggidy giggidy goo!

In "Peter's Got Woods", Quagmire went to a PTA meeting. When asked by Brian why he was there, he said that since he has had sex with so many women, he could have several different children. One of them is over twenty and lives in Spain. The son speaks with a combined version of Quagmire's accent and a Hispanic accent and has a moustache. He is seen getting into an argument with his mother and seems to have picked up his father's speaking habits, as he says "Giggidy" several times throughout the argument as part of the sentence (unlike his father, who uses it more as a catchphrase). He even finishes the argument with "Giggidygiggidygiggidy". Peters Got Woods is an episode from the fourth season of the FOX animated television series Family Guy, which first aired on September 11, 2005. ... PTA may refer to: Parent-Teacher Association, a voluntary organisation bringing together parents and teachers plasma thromboplastin antecedent, another name for Factor XI Preferential Trade Arrangement This is a disambiguation page — a navigational aid which lists other pages that might otherwise share the same title. ...

Quotes

• Woman in Quagmire's bed: Mmm, Glen Honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
  Quagmire: I have a question for you: why are you still here?
• Tuesday nights in the '80s I was in bed by 8...and home by 11, OH!

• Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
  Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
  Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
  Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
  Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
  Quagmire: (pause) Fifty bucks.

• Postwoman: Package for Mr. Glen Quagmire?
  Quagmire: Oh, hold on a moment... (walks away and comes back wearing nothing) Yeah, and I've got a package for you too! (Postwoman sprays him in the eyes with pepper spray) Nice try, but I've built up an immunity! Oh!