“Holy Crap” is an episode from the FOX animated television series Family Guy. It was produced for season one and aired in season two. After this episode, FOX put the series on hiatus and then new episodes were shown irregularly thereafter. Guest starring Charles Durning as Francis Griffin, Dwight Schultz as the Pope, Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Weed, and Florence Stanley as Thelma Griffin (the wife of Francis Griffin). Image File history File links FGHolyCrap. ... Charles Durning Charles Durning (born February 28, 1923 in Highland Falls, New York) is an American actor of stage and screen, born to an impoverished Irish American Catholic family, which he left as soon as possible to ease the financial pressure on his mother. ... William Dwight Schultz (born November 24, 1947 in Baltimore, Maryland) is an American stage, television and film actor. ... Carlos Jaime Alazraqui (born July 20, 1962) is a Latin-American actor, comedian, impressionist and voice actor. ... 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Plot summary

Peter’s religiously devout father Francis is forced to retire from his job at the mill. Peter brings his dad to live with his family (much to Lois’ chagrin, since Francis hates her because she’s Protestant and Peter is Catholic) and immediately problems start. He yells at Chris for masturbating in the bathroom when he is merely defecating, and makes Meg feel guilty for holding hands with a neighbor boy. Chris becomes convinced that pooping is a sin. When Francis is hired at the toy factory Peter works at, he displays excellent proficiency and, when he is made foreman, he fires Peter. Peter decides to “kidnap” the Pope. He accomplishes this by taking the place of the Pope's regular driver. The driver has a medical condition that means a blow to the head will harmlessly knock him out for some time. Peter brings the Pope back to his house and His Holiness attempts to mediate his problems . Protestantism encompasses the forms of Christian faith and practice that originated with the doctrines of the Reformation. ... Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. ... Defecation or feceation (known colloquially as pooping or shitting) is the act of eliminating solid or semisolid waste material from the digestive tract. ... Topics in Christianity Movements · Denominations Ecumenism · Preaching · Prayer Music · Liturgy · Calendar Symbols · Art · Criticism Important figures Apostle Paul · Church Fathers Constantine · Athanasius · Augustine Anselm · Aquinas · Palamas · Wycliffe Tyndale · Luther · Calvin · Wesley Arius · Marcion of Sinope Pope · Archbishop of Canterbury Patriarch of Constantinople Christianity Portal This box:      The Pope (from Latin...

Peter and Francis reconcile at the end, and Francis is hired for a job with the Pope’s tour of the United States. Francis becomes a security guard for the Pope, pushing down random people who are in the way, including FOX personnel. At the end of the episode, Peter's mom shows up at the door and wishes to live with the family, prompting them to jump in a pod to escape. This article needs additional references or sources for verification. ... Human Resources has at least two meanings depending on context. ... An escape pod is a capsule or craft used to escape an emergency, usually only big enough for one person. ...

Notes

• Patrick Warburton, who voices Joe Swanson on the show, appears in this episode, voicing Superman (whom he also voiced on a commercial for American Express with Jerry Seinfeld).
• This episode marks the first appearance of Vern, the Vaudeville Guy; his piano-playing partner, Johnny, does not appear until the episode “Blind Ambition.”
• At the end of the episode:
  • When the Pope is walking to the church, an atheist’s symbol is seen on on the building behind him.
  • When Peter's mom knocks on the door and demands entry, it is nighttime. However, a few seconds later when the family jumps into the pod and is launched, it is daytime.
• Francis Griffin next appears in the episode “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz” (and has a cameo in “The Perfect Castaway” with Thelma for the mourning of Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire). He also makes another (and last) appearance in “Peter’s Two Dads,” where he is killed after Peter falls on him. It is also revealed in that episode that he is not Peter’s biological father.

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Cultural references

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• A commercial parodies the “Got milk?” ad campaign.
• After Brian mentions the Old Testament story in which “God told Abraham to kill Isaac,” a cutaway shows President Abraham Lincoln shooting bartender Isaac from The Love Boat.
• Peter uses a Curious George story for one from the Bible while trying to impress his dad.
• The Griffins watch an episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show, which parodies Van Dyke’s physical humor.
• The lyrics to the unofficial Major League Baseball anthem “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” make their way into Brian and Peter’s conversation.
• Peter imagines his father-son business with himself as Lamont Sanford and his father as Fred G. Sanford of Sanford and Son.
• Peter says that baseball worked as a means of male bonding that worked for “Rosie O’Donnell and his dad in A League of Their Own,” a 1992 film depicting the founding of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League.
• When imagining himself in Hell, Peter meets Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth, and Superman, who killed a hooker for making a joke about him being “faster than a speeding bullet.”
• The back of the jacket of one of the Pope’s road managers reads “Pope-a-Palooza,” a reference to the alternative rock festival Lollapalooza.
• Peter drives the Pope past the chain gang from the movie Cool Hand Luke.
• The Pope comments that he doesn’t think that he is in Boston, and Peter supposedly points out Harvard, but instead points to a barn. When the Pope says “That’s just a barn,” Peter replies “Ohh, someone went to Yale!”, a reference to the fierce rivalry between Yale and Harvard.
• Mirroring the end of The Wizard of Oz, Peter gives encouraging talks to the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman, but instead of the Cowardly Lion, he compliments out-of-the-spotlight actress Kristy McNichol.
• The sequence in which Peter exclaims “To the Popemobile!” parodies sequences in which Batman and Robin rush to the Batmobile in the 1960s Batman television series (which starred Family Guy cast member Adam West).
• The license plate of the Popemobile reads ZL PA PA and IL PA PA. “Il papa” means “the Pope” in Italian.

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References

• Callaghan, Steve. “Holy Crap.” Family Guy: The Official Episode Guide Seasons 1–3. New York: HarperCollins, 2005. 47–49.
• Delarte, Alonso. “Nitpicking Family Guy: Season 2.” Bob’s Poetry Magazine May 2005: 7–8. http://bobspoetry.com/Bobs02My.pdf