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Jasper Beardley is a fictional character from the animated television series The Simpsons. He is one of the more elderly residents of Springfield, and a resident of Springfield Retirement Castle, along with Abe Simpson and Old Jewish Man. He is voiced by Harry Shearer. The Simpsons is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Network, becoming one of the first hits for the network, and is one of the most successful and critically acclaimed television shows ever produced. ...
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The Springfield Retirement Castle is Springfields retirement home for the elderly. ...
Homers Odyssey was the third full length Simpsons episode released on television. ...
Harry Julius Shearer (born December 23, 1943, Los Angeles, California) is an American comedic actor and writer who began his career as a child actor in 1950s movies (The Robe) and television (The Jack Benny Program). ...
A fictional character is any person who appears in a work of fiction. ...
An animated series or cartoon series is a television series produced by means of animation. ...
The Simpsons is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Network, becoming one of the first hits for the network, and is one of the most successful and critically acclaimed television shows ever produced. ...
Springfield is the fictional city in which the TV series The Simpsons is set. ...
The Springfield Retirement Castle is Springfields retirement home for the elderly. ...
Abraham J. Simpson (Grampa or Abe) is a fictional character featured in the animated cartoon television series The Simpsons. ...
Harry Julius Shearer (born December 23, 1943, Los Angeles, California) is an American comedic actor and writer who began his career as a child actor in 1950s movies (The Robe) and television (The Jack Benny Program). ...
History Jasper was shot in his artificial leg, by Waylon Smithers, on the same night of the nearly fatal shooting of Mr. Burns. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and Old Jewish Man and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary. Waylon Smithers, Jr. ...
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According to "The Sweetest Apu", Jasper is a veteran of World War II. Jasper also tried to avoid going to World War II by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war. The Sweetest Apu is an episode of The Simpsons. ...
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Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for The Be Sharps (Homer's Barbershop Quartet) by singing "Theme From A Summer Place". The Be Sharps were a fictional barbershop quartet from The Simpsons. ...
It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes. When Abe Simpson tried to steal Jasper's dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft. Blindness is the condition of lacking visual perception due to physiological or psychological factors. ...
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A reflex action or reflex is a biological control system linking stimulus to response and mediated by a reflex arc. ...
Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the Kwik-E-Mart's freezer, and under advice from Dr. Nick Riviera, Apu kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him) was accidentally unfrozen, and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, just as Apu was considering selling him to the Rich Texan. An exterior of a fictitious typical Kwik-E-Mart store. ...
Dr. Nick Riviera (voiced by Hank Azaria) is a character in the long-running animated TV show The Simpsons. ...
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Outdoor ATMs may be free-standing, like this kiosk, or built into the side of banks or other buildings An automatic teller machine (ATM) is an electronic device which allows a banks customers to make cash withdrawals and check their account balances at any time without the need for...
A deleted and thus non-canon scene from the episode "In Marge We Trust," contained on the The Simpsons Eighth Season DVD, reveals that Jasper preceded Reverend Lovejoy as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield. In Marge We Trust is episode 22 in season eight of The Simpsons. ...
The Simpsons DVD season sets have been released since 2001 in different regions all over the world. ...
Reverend Timothy Lovejoy is the local minister in the long-running animated TV show The Simpsons, He is voiced by Harry Shearer. ...
Quotes - As a substitute teacher: "Talking in class - that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals - that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe - hoo boy, you better believe that's a paddling." (a parody of "that's a night in the box" in Cool Hand Luke.)
- Upon seeing a drunk Waylon Smithers stumble along the sidewalk: "The sidewalk's for regular walkin'! Not fancy walkin.'"
- After being thawed from the Kwik-E-Mart freezer: "Moon Pies, what a time to be alive."
- After Smithers confessed to shooting him in the leg: "You shot who in the what now?"
- Homer: (dressed as Death) "Jasper! Your time has come!!"
Jasper: "Where's the other guy? Where's Doug?" Homer: "Nevermind, I'M Death now." Jasper: "Aaaww... I liked Doug." |