Kristopher Hugh Martin Schau (b. August 12, 1970 in Oslo) is a Norwegian musician, TV host, comedian and song writer. August 12 is the 224th day of the year (225th in leap years) in the Gregorian Calendar. ... 1970 (MCMLXX) was a common year starting on Thursday (the link is to a full 1970 calendar). ... County Oslo NO-03 District Viken Municipality NO-0301 Administrative centre Oslo Mayor (2004) Per Ditlev-Simonsen (H) Official language form Neutral Area  - Total  - Land  - Percentage Ranked 224 454 km² 426 km² 0. ... A musician is a person who plays or composes music. ... A comedian, or comic, is an entertainer who amuses an audience by making them laugh. ... A songwriter is someone who writes either the lyrics or the music for songs. ...

He is most famous for the radio shows (most of them also with his brother Alexander Schau) XL, Karate, and Et Norge I Krig, and the local-radio program Kvegpels, and the TV-series Team Antonsen and XLTV. He has also been part of several bands, among them Gartnerlosjen, Hurra Torpedo,Kåper Gjete, Sinsen, Reidar Roses Orkester, Datsun, and The Cumshots. He is also the writer of the Norwegian underground comic Margarin (now discontinued). A television program is the content of television broadcasting. ... Team Antonsen is a Norwegian humor program which was shown on TV in spring 2004 on the Norwegian state channel, NRK. The team consists of Atle Antonsen, Harald Eia, Bård Tufte Johansen and Kristopher Schau. ... Hurra Torpedo Hurra Torpedo is Norways most famous kitchen appliance band, formed in the early nineties. ... The Cumshots is a Norwegian rock/metal group signed to the Duplex Records label (http://www. ... Underground as an adjective commonly refers to something that is either below the ground or outside of public consciousness. ... Comics (or, less common, sequential art) is a form of visual art consisting of images which are commonly combined with text, often in the form of speech balloons or image captions. ...

One of his many project had him living in a Datsun automobile for a whole week. This even was also televised in daily segments.

Another of his projects was "Forfall" (en. decline), where Schau devoted an entire week to living as unhealthy as possible. Originally the idea was to decline both physically and mentally, but despite the initial intentions in the mental area (reading books by Norwegian pulp fiction authors), the project mainly circulated around eathing unhealthy foods and smoking. He spent the entire week on display in an Oslo shop window. The project was also shown on TV and the internet for the entire week. He gained about 10 kg (22 lbs) and his cholesterol level skyrocketed during the project. He also nearly suffered a heatstroke when the temperature in the shop window display was significantly increased. The heat experiment was then aborted. The English language is a West Germanic language that originates in England. ... County Oslo NO-03 District Viken Municipality NO-0301 Administrative centre Oslo Mayor (2004) Per Ditlev-Simonsen (H) Official language form Neutral Area  - Total  - Land  - Percentage Ranked 224 454 km² 426 km² 0. ... Cholesterol chemical structure Cholesterol is a sterol (a combination steroid and alcohol) and a lipid found in the cell membranes of all body tissues, and transported in the blood plasma of all animals. ... Hyperthermia is an acute condition resulting from excessive exposure to heat, it is also known as heat stroke or sunstroke. ...

He has been criticized by the media several times. On January 24, 2004 he got the front-page headline in one of Norway's largest newspapers after he showed his penis during an episode of Team Antonsen: he apparently tried to find out whether dogs could tell the difference between a sausage and the male sex organ (it did not). During the Quartfestival summer 2004, a couple, who were both members of Fuck For Forest, had sex on stage during a Cumshots concert. This led to a lawsuit against Schau, the other band members and the couple who performed the sex stunt. Schau and his bandmate Ole Petter Andreassen were both fined 10 000 kroner (roughly US$ 1700) for their roles in the stunt. January 24 is the 24th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. ... 2004 (MMIV) was a leap year starting on Thursday of the Gregorian calendar. ... The penis (plural penises or penes) or phallus is an external male sexual organ. ... The Quart Festival is a yearly rock/pop/rap festival that takes place in Kristiansand, Norway in the beginning of July. ... For other senses of this word, see summer (disambiguation). ... 2004 (MMIV) was a leap year starting on Thursday of the Gregorian calendar. ... Look up Sex in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... A lawsuit is a civil action brought before a court in which the party commencing the action, the plaintiff, seeks a legal remedy. ...

In December 2003 Schau was voted Norway's Sexiest Man by the fashion magazine ELLE. Look up December in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... 2003 (MMIII) was a common year starting on Wednesday of the Gregorian calendar. ... Elle can be used to refer to: ELLE magazine Elle Macpherson, Australian supermodel and actress Elli, a figure from Norse mythology Elle Woods, a character from the movie Legally Blonde Elle, a character from the video game Terranigma This is a disambiguation page, a list of pages that otherwise might...

In September 2004 he sold his soul to Thomas Numme and Harald Rønneberg, hosts of the Norwegian TV show Senkveld (en. Late Night), for 18.500 NOK. Look up September in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ... 2004 (MMIV) was a leap year starting on Thursday of the Gregorian calendar. ... The soul, according to many religious and philosophical traditions, is a self aware ethereal substance particular to a unique living being. ... The English language is a West Germanic language that originates in England. ...

He has also been one of the voice talents for the Norwegian/English movie "Slipp Jimmy Fri" (http://www.snurrfilm.no/movie.asp?fkMID=3026).

External links

• Kristopher Schau at The Internet Movie Database