Marcus Boltonas (Mark Boltan)

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Marcus Boltonas

Brief history The magnetic stripe which is often reffered to as the "Bolton" is derived from the Marcus Boltonas from the Jurassic period. This gay like creature formed a universal link between starving ethiopians and the "fat cats" of capitalist New York. The species lived mainly in caves where they shut themselves off from the rest of the world. The Marcus Boltonas did not enjoy the company of others and were quick footed as they escaped any form of social contact. The Marcus Boltanas also lacked the capability of speech of any recognised language in the modern world. He mainly communicated by grunts and nods of his head for means of communication. Legend has it that once the species had adapted fully to the life in capitalist New York that they were all ran out of time and from the high pitched screaming sound which was made caused the loss of their voice box! There is believed to be only one Marcus Boltonas alive today which no-one knows where it is...

The Last? The last of its kind was last found in new new york with an aray of star studded celebrity love slaves, including Elton john, and even william young. This last known survivor is suspected to be dead after a dangerous drug overdose whilst shooting his most recent film "Naughty boy 2: return of the ass".

Orange and Che As he fled New York many believed his last ever words were 'Hasta La Victoria Siempre' a saying made famous by Che Guevara. He is also obsessed with the colour Orange, which many relate to when he was in Ethiopia as they were hunting him down and wanted to eat him, he used his orange clothing i.e. Watch's and shirts to camaflouge himself and later he manage to esacpe. It is rumoured today that if you see him he will still be wearing his patented orange clothes!!!

Lover His famous lover, A. Del piero, had this to say 'My mark was a good man and I will find him and embrace him...........eventually'. An intimate relationship is a interpersonal relationship where there is a great deal of physical or emotional intimacy. ...

Catchphrase Marcus' most famous catchphrase which was spoken in a Texas accent was 'Don't wanna catch a chill now' as he zipped up his famous adidas tracksuit top over his patented orange T-shirt. A catch phrase is a phrase or expression that is popularized, usually through repeated use, by a real person or fictional character. ...