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Griffin Family

The Griffin Family. From left to right: Chris, Peter, Brian, Stewie, Lois, Meg.

• Peter Lowenbrau Griffin – Peter is 42 years old, born in the month of July. He is of mainly Irish heritage, with some black ancestors. Peter is a large, legally retarded man, who often gets into bad situations, which are only made worse as he tries to get out of them. With his wife, he has tried marijuana, at one point as inspiration to sing (terribly) in the local talent show. He formerly worked as a production line worker at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory. He invited his boss to dinner and managed to secure a promotion, only for his boss to choke to death on a dinner roll, leading to the company's closure. Following this, he became a fisherman. He has also previously been a jouster, a sheriff, a cast member on The Electric Company, a ghostbuster, a career soldier, a sneeze guard, a member of Simon and Garfunkel (creative differences being what led to his stint as a career soldier in Vietnam), an HSI agent, the president of and Congressional lobbyist for "El Dorado Cigarettes", Death, one of The Wonder Twins, a folk singer, the host of Family Feud, a Cavity Creep, a hooker who offered to give Lois a "Cleveland Steamer", the "Green Guy" in a paraody of the movie Tron, the mayor of "New Quahog", Sandy Duncan's glass eye, Kevin Federline's magic mirror, a provider of night time heat for Lara Flynn Boyle, a pirate television station operator, and, briefly, President-For-Life of Petoria (his own house and garden, which were apparently never legally part of the U.S.A). Husband to Lois, father to Meg, Chris, Stewie and Bertram, and technically the owner of Brian.
• Lois Pewterschmidt Griffin – Born into the wealthy Pewterschmidt family, Lois gave up her inheritance in order to marry Peter, but she is still careful about keeping up appearances in front of others. Lois teaches piano in order to supplement the family's income, although she spends most of her time caring for her family. She is 40 years old. It has also been hinted on several occasions that she was/is very promiscuous. In Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story it was revealed that she once experimented with lesbianism. In the episode "Brian Sings and Swings," Lois demonstrates for Meg how to kiss a girl.
• Megan "Meg" Thompson Griffin – A seventeen-year-old daughter of Peter and Lois (although, according to Brian, Meg's real father is a man named Stan Thompson). Meg spends her time worrying about fitting in with others her age at her school (James Woods Regional High School), and tries hard to find acceptance. And she has a crush on Kevin Swanson Served as a "Junior Anchorperson" for Channel 5. Lost her virginity to Jimmy Fallon during an episode of Saturday Night Live. Meg has become a scapegoat for many cruel jokes about her looks, mannerisms, and general existence. In Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story she had a sex change and changed her name to Ron. In later episodes, she is scarcely even a character, existing almost exclusively to be the butt of a joke once in a while.
• Christopher Cross "Chris" Griffin – fourteen-year-old son of Peter and Lois. He is not very intelligent, and is overweight like his father, although he has a tremendous talent for drawing. He may have inherited his father's mental retardation. He attended the Buddy Cianci Junior High School up until half of the fourth season, when he became a freshman at James Woods Regional High School. He seems to be the only character dumber than his father. He is the only child whose paternity has never been questioned (though he was born due to a broken condom, according to his baby book). Some viewers mistakenly think that Chris is older than Meg because he is slightly taller.
• Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin - One-year-old son of Peter and Lois, who inexplicably has a British accent. Stewie is an incredibly intelligent person, and harbors ambitions to take over the world, but more importantly to kill Lois. Thus far his plans have been foiled by those around him who don't take him seriously. In the episode "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington", it is revealed Stewie's evil aspirations may be due to the fact that Lois smoked pot while pregnant with him (However, this happened in a dream sequence, so it may be questionable). His violence seemed to spike with the killing of Jeremy, the inconvenient boyfriend of Stewie's babysitter Liddane (with whom Stewie fell in love. He also apparently is also a pimp given to chasing prostitutes who owe him money. He killed Matthew McConnaughey and assaulted Will Ferrell (because he didn't find the movie version of Bewitched funny). On the other hand, he appears to no longer harbor matricidal urges. There is a lack of consensus among fans regarding whether or not anyone actually understands Stewie (the question is even brought up in the "E Peterbus Unum" episode), but MacFarlane stated in commentary that he and his staff have decided to never set a rule about it, saying whether or not the other characters understand him will depend entirely upon what the writers feel like doing at the time. It is generally accepted by fans that though his parents understand Stewie, they write off most of his talk of murder, world domination and the like to be the imagination of a baby. One of the show's writers commented on a DVD that the reactions to Stewie's insults are "like if a 4 year old came up to you and said 'Fuck you', you'd just laugh it off and think nothing of it." Seth MacFarlane has implied that the character is based on Rex Harrison. Fans of the series speculate that Stewie may be a homosexual (in one episode, Stewie remarks, "I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, 'my God, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'" There have also been other small suggestions that Stewie may be gay, such as a Gilbert and Sullivan-esque musical number where a naval crew tells Stewie he's "a world-class poof" and in the episode of Y2K, once in his radiation suit he says, "I feel like a gay Neil Armstrong..."). In an episode that was scrapped before making it past storyboard phase of production, MacFarlane said that Stewie was supposed to have admitted that he was gay. On the episode where Peter becomes a New England Patriot, Stewie catches Meg and Lois peeping on Tom Brady in the shower, and shoos them away, only to happily approach the peephole and cry in exhuberant glee. It should be noted that Stewie has fallen in love with a female on more than one occasion. Brian (the dog) is the only one in the show who can hear him 100% of the time and actually takes him seriously, so they often end up paired together in comedic situations, such as the episodes "Road to Rhode Island" and "Road to Europe", which are parodies of the Bob Hope and Bing Crosby road movies, such as Road to Morocco and Road to Rio.

• Brian Griffin – The Griffin family's 7-year-old dog, hailing from a farm in Austin, Texas. Brian is unlike other dogs in that he can talk (and unlike Stewie, there is no dispute that everyone can understand him). Despite the fact that no other dogs on the show appear to have the ability to speak, except for his cousin Jasper and the Griffins' first dog, nobody ever seems to find Brian's gift of the gab odd (except for one occasion when Peter exclaimed, "Oh my God, you can talk!", despite having known and spoken to Brian for several years by that point, and another where Peter's ex-boss Mr. Weed commented on Peter's "funny talking dog"). Brian came into the Griffin family as a stray washing car windows at traffic lights. Brian is intelligent and cultured (he went to Brown University and until recently was one course short from graduating - in the episode "Brian Goes Back To College" he took this course again but failed the exam), with a sharp wit. Peter is his best friend and at one point Brian became attracted to Lois, though he has shown little interest since. (He does, nevertheless, assert in the episode "Sibling Rivalry" that he would 'wreck that chick', referring to Lois, which would suggest that he has simply learnt to suppress his feelings) Brian has some issues which have led him to see a psychiatrist, and he is also a borderline alcoholic (he is often seen with either a Martini or a glass of Jack Daniel's)Brian is the only one who pays attention to what Stewie is saying.

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Relatives

Peter's family

• Francis Griffin – Peter's hardline Irish Catholic father. He was formerly an employee of the Pawtucket Mill, and never had time for his son, because he believed that not working was a sin. He was finally forced to retire after 60 years of hard-working service, but refused to accept retirement, and ended up as a bodyguard for the Pope. He hates Lois (and possibly other non-Catholic people) because she isn't Catholic, even going so far as pinning a big sign on to her wedding car reading "Just Married: To A Protestant Whore." Although he seems gruff and strict on the exterior, Francis cares for Peter deep down. He attended his son's funeral, after Peter was believed to have died. Voiced by Charles Durning. He (probably) secretly converted to Peter's "Church of the Fonz" in the episode "The Father, The Son, and the Holy Fonz". His ear hair forms a magical forest for tiny (and sometimes self-conscious) gnomes.
• Rose Griffin – Wife to Francis and mother to Peter. An alcoholic who spends most of her time gambling in Vegas. The Griffins have a rocket powered escape pod installed in the side of their home for a quick escape when Rose visits. She is voiced by Florence Stanley.
• Bertram Griffin – (Originally) unconceived son of Peter and Lois commonly referred to as "Stewie's sperm-brother." Fights a miniaturized Stewie to a standstill inside Peter's body, and shares Stewie's hatred of Lois and Jason Patric, although it is possible that he just said this to make Stewie let down his guard. After meeting Bertram, Stewie at first looks forward to having a new partner in his matricidal efforts but later changes his mind, fearing that Bertram could someday become a threat (He believes Bertram to be "too clever"). In the episode Sibling Rivalry, he is born to a lesbian couple after Peter donates his sperm and thereafter becomes Stewie's half-brother and archnemesis. Presently, he has already lost to Stewie exactly once. Voiced by Wallace Shawn.
• Nathaniel "Nate" Griffin – Black ancestor to Peter, who lived during the American Civil War. His master was an ancestor of Lois' father, Carter Pewterschimdt. The book entitled “Griffin Genealogy” featured in the episode “Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?” says that in 1840, Nate used to groom horses. He fell in love with his owner's daughter, and they had three children. After he escaped to the North, he started the Department of Motor Vehicles to spite the white man.(Deceased)
• Osais Griffin – Peter's great grandfather, who owned one of the first dozen telephones and his phone number was 3. Mentioned in the episode “Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?” when Peter and Chris go to the Quahog Public Library to learn about the Griffin family history. Chris finds a book entitled “Griffin Genealogy” and Peter reads the excerpts for Osais, Thomas and Nate. (deceased)
• Thomas Griffin – Osais' great great grandfather, who was a great philosopher. In the episode "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?" there is a scene where he is asked by his wife “Thomas, would you please go look for a job!” and after a comically long pause he responds, "Why?". (deceased)

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Lois's family

• Carter Pewterschmidt – Billionaire industrialist, and owner of U.S. Steel. Husband to Barbara, father to Lois, Carol, Patrick, and apparently a mulatto shoe-shine boy. Loathes Peter intensely. He insults and demeans Peter every chance he gets. He calls Peter names such as "fat bastard" or "fathead". He has pushed Peter into a fire on one occasion and offered Peter 1 million dollars to "never see my daughter again". He is voiced by Seth Macfarlane.
• Barbara Pewterschmidt – Wife to Carter, mother to Lois, Carol, and Patrick. Once had an affair with Jackie Gleason, and possibly several other men, but her husband doesn't seem to know or care since they only married for business reasons, and they don't love each other. Shares her husband's dislike of Peter. She is voiced by Alex Borstein.
• Carol Pewterschmidt – Sister to Lois Griffin and Patrick Pewtershmidt, daughter of Carter and Barbara. Carol has eight ex-husbands, with one of whom she had a baby son. Unlike her parents, she doesn't dislike Peter.
• (unnamed baby)Pewterschmidt - Carol's baby and Lois's nephew, who was given birth with Peter performing as the doctor after the real one was knocked out by sticking his hand into a bunch of used needles and is knocked out. Upon birth Peter remarks, "Ah, what a cute little girl, but she has a penis--now we'll have to get rid of that," at which point Peter grabs a scalpel and almost cuts it off, but Lois pushes him aside, telling Peter that its a boy.
• Patrick Pewterschmidt - Lois's brother, who was locked away in a mental institution by their parents Carter and Barbara after he walked in on his mother having sex with Jackie Gleason. He had a nervous breakdown as a result and harbors an intense hatred of fat men to this day. During his temporary release from the mental institution, he became the Quahog Fat Guy Strangler and nearly killed Peter. He has an invisible/imaginary wife named Marian, but she is believed to be real because a cucumber was pickled after three weeks of being left inside where her vagina would be.
• Marguerite Pewterschmidt– Great-aunt to Lois Griffin. She owned the palatial Cherrywood Manor (it takes half an hour just to get to the mansion from the front gate) in Newport, which Lois inherits from her upon her death and where the Griffins briefly lived, and which is now known to be "America's first presidential whorehouse." She shares Barbara and Carter's dislike of Peter. Dies while paying the Griffins a visit (deceased).
• Silas Pewterschmidt - One of Lois' ancestors, one of the first to colonize America. Bartered with Indians by receiving corn in exchange for sparing a baby's life. (deceased)
• Uncle Jerry – Lois' uncle who made snuff movies.

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Brian's family

• Biscuit – Brian's mother. She died, and her owners had her stuffed and turned into a make-shift end table. Biscuit has been given a proper burial by Brian and Stewie. (deceased)
• Coco – Brian's father. In the episode where Brian substitute teaches for Chris's class, Brian makes the joke, "call me Brian, Mr. Griffin was my father.", from which Chris replies "I thought your dad was named Coco and got run over by a milk truck."(deceased)

Jasper

• Jasper – Brian's gay cousin, known for constantly telling dirty jokes. Self-described rice queen. Brian rooms with Jasper when he moves to Hollywood to direct porn movies. He teaches a dance class at Club Med. He's the only other living anthropomorphic dog that has been seen on the show besides Brian and Todd.

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Others

• Todd (deceased) - The dog that the Griffin family had before they got Brian. Like Brian, he was anthropomorphic. He lived to the age of fifteen.
• Fluffy - Fluffy is the cat that Peter once bought to replace Brian. Fluffy later turned out to be a mean and violent cat who threw firecrackers at the Griffins, and was once described by Peter with the sentence, "God, I hate this freakin' cat."
• Stan Thompson - Meg's real father, according to Brian in "Screwed the Pooch".
• Cousin Janeen – The cousin who is mocked by the Griffins, Peter and Chris specifically, behind her back because of her diabetes. Perhaps is the cousin Peter "felt up in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19".
• Seabreeze - The Pewterschmidt family dog, a prize-winning greyhound. Once had an affair with Brian, but was already pregnant with Ted Turner.
• Puss (deceased) - Puss was a cat owned by the family, according to Peter, "when they were shorts on the Tracey Ullman Show". They then went a poorly drawn, poorly animated, and poorly voiced cut-away parody of The Simpsons' Tracey Ullman Show shorts. In the cut-away, the family was shown burying Puss and commenting on his life.

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Relatives that may have been made up

• Kathy Griffin - Peter's cousin, a real-life comedian who is considered by many to be "As annoying in the show as she is in real life."
• Huck Griffin – Peter's great-great uncle, who sailed down the Mississippi River with a slave. Huck's use of the word "Nigger" is implied, as the cutaway begins with Jim being angry at him for using "our word" to which he responds by asking, "Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?" A parody of Huckleberry Finn. (Deceased)
• Peter's Grandfather – Grandfather to Peter and father to Francis Griffin (or possibly Mrs. Griffin). He was among the men at Warner Brothers who created Bugs Bunny, but he wanted the character to be named 'Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit.' (Deceased)
• Angus Griffin – a Scottish ancestor of Peter Griffin. He was among the men who first invented golf, with '"no Jews and no Blacks"' allowed.
• Juarez Griffin – a Spanish ancestor of Peter Griffin who took part in several cockfights. He was roughly the size of a chicken.
• Jabba the Griffin – a distant relative of Peter's with an uncanny resemblance to Jabba the Hutt. He speaks with a pseudo-Huttese accent. Jabba The Griffin's only recognizable words are "wookie nipple pinchie".
• Ulysses S. Griffin – Peter's great-great grandfather who fought for the Yankees in the Civil War. He is known to have beaten Robert E. Lee in a beer drinking contest. A parody of Ulysses S. Grant.
• Peter's other Civil War participant ancestors were conjoined twins who chose opposing sides in the war. The one who fought for the union killed the other, who continued decomposing until he was a skeleton.
• King Arthur Griffin – An ancient medieval ancestor of Peter. A parody of King Arthur. Noted for saying "If I move it an inch, will you touch me?" to queen Guenevere
• Ella Fitzgerald Griffin – Great-aunt of Peter Griffin, who was a jazz singer. After sustaining a high note during a scat solo on a jazz club gig with a young Ray Charles, the champagne glass on his piano shattered, sending shards of glass into his eyes. An obvious parody of Ella Fitzgerald.
• Ponce de Leon Griffin - Peter's explorer ancestor, who searched for the fountain of youth. Once he found it, he waded in it, and emerged from the water with the body of a baby, but the only part of his body that didn't touch the water (his head) stayed fully mature and grown. "That was worth the eight and a half year boat ride." (deceased)
• Rufus Griffin - Peter's black cousin, who starred in many blaxploitation films, namely "Black to the Future", a parody of "Back to the Future"
• Quark Griffin- Referred to by Stewie as his cousin, Quark is an alien famous for being the bartender in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
• Stewie Cruise - Stewie's hyperactive cousin, a parody of Tom Cruise who appears on Oprah, yelling "I'm in love with Katie Holmes! I'm not gay! Go see my new movie!"
• Ur-Peter - Peter's caveman ancestor. Invented the wheel.
• Moses Griffin - Led the Jews out of Egypt. An obvious parody of Moses.
• Peter Hitler - Adolf Hitler's favorite brother. Interrupted one of his brother's speeches several times, and got more applause.
• Willy "Black-Eye" Griffin - Peters great grandfather who was the greatest silent movie star of the twenties. His jokes involved eye injuries. However, due to his strange voice, he did not transition well into talkies.

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Other Families

Quagmires

• Glenn Quagmire - The Griffin's next-door neighbor and Peter's oldest friend; they met sometime in the late 1970s or early 1980s when Quagmire, then a Naval officer, fished a drowning Peter from the ocean. He is a total hedonist with a raging libido who uses his job as an airline pilot to help satisfy his perverse desires. It has been implied various times that he is a convicted sex offender, date rapist, and ephebophile with a foot fetish. His manner of dress and the interior design of his home are modeled after 1960s swingers, such as those found in Rock Hudson/Doris Day movies and Beach Blanket Bingo. He has a love for many women, particularly Lois, and even got married (to Joan deceased) in the episode "I Take Thee Quagmire". Almost everything in his house folds out into a bed, as revealed in "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire" when Cleveland hits a significant amount of the house's furniture and walls with a baseball bat, causing it all to shift to bed mode.
• Joan Quagmire- Formerly Peter's maid for a week, but became Quagmire's love interest on her last day as a maid. She is suicidal, and said she would kill Quagmire, and herself, if he left her. She died after touching Death. (deceased.)
• Quagmire's Mother - Quagmire once mentioned that he only grew up with his mother, meaning that his father died or left her when he was born. She also triggered his perverse ways, if he didn't have them already (as suggested by a deleted scene of him in the womb), by breastfeeding him. Their relationship becomes even more questionable in the episode "Brian the Bachelor". When Quagmire takes The Bachelorette home to meet his family, he tells his mother to stop screaming at him, adding 'If you want this three-way to happen you'd better change your tone!' In her older years, she is cranky and seems to love the cat Mittens more than her son, maybe because Quagmire hasn't fathered any (legitimate) children. In the episode Petergeist, however, he claims he cannot help the Griffin family because his family has come over to "play sex." In the background one can then see Quagmire's father riding a tractor half nude, but it might not be his real family and it might just be a cover.
• Unnamed Spanish Son-Quagmire's (possible) son often comes home late at night and ticks off his mother. He (perhaps involuntarily) puts a lot of "giggidy-giggidy!" into his Spanish phrases, unlike his father, who uses it more as a catchphrase.

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Swansons

• Joe Swanson-The Griffins' paraplegic neighbor, who, despite his injury, is extremely enthusiastic and has even made his family stand still. He got his injury after the Grinch pushed him off the roof of a house with a roller skate on Christmas Eve, and to this day, Joe has held a grudge against Christmas.
• Bonnie Swanson - Joe's timid wife, who has been pregnant since her first appearance. She has not yet managed to deliver her baby, which is hardly surprising, as none of the characters age (except maybe Meg and Chris). Peter has even commented on it ("First of all Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years, either have the baby or don't!")
• Kevin Swanson - Joe and Bonnie's teenage son. He is the closest thing Meg normally has to a boyfriend.

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Browns

• Cleveland Brown - One of Peter Griffin's neighbors and best friends as well as one of the few recurring African American characters on the show. His name is an obvious parody of the Cleveland Browns professional football team. Cleveland and Peter met one night, presumably in the early/mid 70's, when Peter was attempting to hitchhike a ride back to Rhode Island.

• Loretta Brown - Ex-wife of Cleveland Brown and mother of Cleveland Brown, Jr.. Loretta is strong-willed and somewhat controlling. Loretta dominated her ex-husband, and in several episodes Cleveland alludes to the fact that she placed high demands on him in the bedroom. She is keen on promoting black culture and doesn't allow white literature in her house.

• Cleveland Brown, Jr. - Son of Cleveland Brown and Loretta Brown. Cleveland, Jr. is hyperactive young adult with a very short attention span, in direct contrast to his extremely calm father. He has ADHD.

• Broderick Brown - Brother of Cleveland Brown, he's plastic surgeon.

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Goldmans

• Mort Goldman - A Jewish pharmacist, and one of Peter's friends. He is not very confident in himself, and sometimes sings soppy songs.
• Muriel Goldman - Mort's wife. She met him on a video dating service. Strangely enough, she finds him attractive and charming.
• Neil Goldman - Mort and Muriel's son. Unlike his father, he is very confident in himself. He is always asking Meg out ("like once a day") and she always rejects him. He may be even too confident for his own good, as he doesn't seem to realise Meg dislikes him. Has a speech impediment due to his wearing a retainer. (When he removes the retainer, however, he suddenly talks with a smooth, mature, dignified voice.)
• Jennifer Love Hewitt - According to the show, is the niece of Mort and Muriel, and cousin of Neil. She once went on a date with Peter. Apparently also a former Eskimo boy.

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Tuckers

• Tom Tucker - The local newscaster, who works at Channel 5. He has had several extramarital affairs with prostitutes, as referenced to in the episodes Petarded and Screwed the Pooch. He has a very difficult relationship with his current wife, who he has referred to as "That frigid cow." He is extremely sarcastic, most likely because he is ashamed of his son Jake (who has an upside-down face), and has nothing better to do than wind everybody up, particularly his co-worker Diane Simmons. His mustache is fake, and he was required to turn it in to Channel 5 when he was briefly fired.
• Stacy Tucker - Tom's current wife, and Jake's stepmother. She appears to strongly dislike Tom, which may have contributed to his extramarital affairs. It is possible that Tom divorced or killed his first wife for giving birth to Jake.
• Jake Tucker - Tom Tucker's son. He has an upside-down face. He is told that he doesn't have a bottom, and it is implied that his penis is in the wrong place.

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Jack's Family

(surname unknown)

• Jack – Loving man who has adopted many children from various races in order to create the beginnings of racial harmony. He briefly adopted Stewie after Child Services thought the baby was addicted to crack.
• Sarah – Married to Jack; refused to return Stewie to the Griffins until they bribed her with a Prada bag.
• Lee – One of the adopted babies, with an Chinese background.
• Pablo – One of the adopted babies, with a Hispanic background.
• Ura – One of the adopted babies, with an African background. He appears to be a Khoisan.
• Gandhi - One of the adopted babies, with an Indian background.
• Unnamed babies - The other two babies, who appear to be Incan and Inuit.

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Campbell

• Dave Campbell – Nudist. Dave was once saved from drowning by Peter Griffin. He is the husband of Dotty, and is father of Jeff. Member of the KISS Army. Voiced by Fred Willard.
• Dotty Campbell – Nudist. Wife of Dave, and mother of Jeff.
• Jeff Campbell – 16-year-old son of Dave and Dotty. Jeff is also a nudist, and once dated Meg Griffin. It is implied that he is well-endowed.
• (Un-named toddler) Campbell - Referenced when the Griffins arrive to the dinner invite. "Look at you, you little jaybird." Not seen again.

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Pinchley

• Nigel Pinchley – Father to Eliza. Briefly owner of the Drunken Clam before attempting to claim insurance by burning it down and framing/blaming Peter. Lois discovered his fraud. He was eventually deported back to England, then hanged. (deceased.)
• Eliza Pinchley – Daughter of Nigel Pinchley. Since his hanging, she has lived in an orphanage, but plots revenge against Lois, whom she blames for her father's death, much to Stewie's delight. Before arriving in Quahog, she speaks in a thick cockney accent, but Stewie trains her to speak "Queen's English", based on the musical My Fair Lady. She is played by Michelle Horn.

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Stevenson

• Jim Stevenson – Bought the Griffins' house briefly when Peter was unable to pay a loan back to the bank. He is a very cultured man, and is married to Abby. Stewie was angered by his inability to play Pictionary well, as can be gathered by his shouts of "Jackal! It's a jackal! Is it a jackal? A jackal!" during a round in which Stewie was his partner.
• Abby Stevenson – Wife of Jim.

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Isaacs

• Glen Isaacs – Has a fetish for brain tumors. He is married to Judy.
• Judy Isaacs – Has an inoperable benign brain tumor. She is married to Glen.

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Nelson

• Jerry Nelson – Local ninja, husband of Janey. One of the finders of the Pawtucket Patriot's Silver Scrolls.
• Janey Nelson – Wife of Jerry.

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The Evil Monkey(s)

The Evil Monkey that lives in Chris's closet

• The Evil Monkey – Lives in Chris' closet and frequently gestures toward him in a threatening manner (see picture). Despite this, the monkey seems fond of Chris, as he was saddened when Chris joined the Peace Corps. When Doug the Pimple was giving him trouble, Chris snarled "I'm in no mood!!" when The Evil Monkey came to do his gesture, and this seemed to disappoint the monkey. No one in Chris' family except Stewie believes him when he tries to tell them of the existence of the Evil Monkey. The Evil Monkey turned evil after coming home early to tell his wife he'd made partner only to find her in bed with another monkey. When not menacing Chris, the Evil Monkey likes to relax, listen to Foghat, and smoke weed (A parody of the closing scene from the movie "Dazed and Confused"). He appears in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story as a guest coming into the theatre in the opening sequence.
• The Evil Monkey's wife – Cheated on her husband with another monkey, maybe because he had a mediocre job at first.
• The Cheating Monkey – Not actually part of the same monkey family as the previous two, only listed here because he had sex with the Evil Monkey's wife.
• The Evil Asian Monkey – may just be the "normal" Evil Monkey with a wig on. If not, the Evil Asian Monkey lives in Asiantown and has black hair. This monkey is seen only once when the Griffins are running from the police.

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Peter's work colleagues

Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company

• Jonathan Weed – Owner of the toy factory. Homosexual, who often appoints male employees based on their physical appearance. His family's name was "Bermuda Grass," but it was changed to "Weed" when they immigrated through Ellis Island. In the episode "Mr. Saturday Knight", he choked on a dinner roll and died. In his will, he stated that the factory be destroyed, and it was. His video will was partially taped over a homemade sex video involving him and his lawyer. Also, in the first episode of the first season, Peter rents the Statue of David and reports the penis broke off in the car, then throws the penis somewhere, turning out to be Jonathan Weed's house. At the time, he was reading a book. He then pick's up David's penis and befriends it while calling it Eduardo. (deceased)
• Guillermo – Handsome Hispanic employee hired as a ringer for the company softball team. Came with Weed to the opening night of Peter's play. (removed from show)
• Charlie – Friend of Peter. (removed from show)
• Derek – Sat at Peter's table in the company cafeteria during lunch. He is homosexual and Peter tried to set him up with John, who claims he is not gay. Derek drives a two-seater car. (removed from show)
• Johnson – Employee. Johnson developed the "G.I. Jew" dolls and exclaimed, "Whoa! Glad he's on our side!" (removed from show)
• John – Sat at Peter's table in the company cafeteria during lunch. Peter thinks he's gay, and Peter's homosexual friend Derek, likes him. (removed from show)
• Kenneth – The factory's "bad-ass mail clerk with a heart of gold." He donates half of his paychecks to "orphans. Orphans with diseases." (removed from show)
• Sarah Bennett – Employee of the toy company. Once made a sexual harassment complaint about Peter Griffin. Loves "jokes". Was caught on tape taking a dump at work.
• Leonard Hayle – Mr. Weed's lawyer; handled the affairs of Mr. Weed's death. Also Mr. Weed's lover. (removed from show)
• Harrison – Replaced Mr. Weed during the brief time the toy company was owned by El Dorado Cigarettes. (removed from show)
• Jerry – Executive with El Dorado Cigarettes. Appears in subliminal messages in old TV programs such as "Lassie", encouraging people to smoke by randomly popping in and saying, "Smoke...". Enjoys shooting his puppies. (removed from show)
• Eduardo - The Statue of David's penis that Mr. Weed befriends.

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Fishermen

• Pasqual and Santos – Portuguese immigrants who work as fishermen with Peter. One was a cardiologist in Portugal. Eventually, Peter couldn't afford them, so he decides to shoot them. Thankfully, they swam away in time. Also, the fishermen offered to babysit Stewie, until Stewie reminded them that no Portuguese were allowed. (removed from show)
• Henessy – Rival fisherman who dislikes Peter. Voiced by Michael Chiklis.
• Salty – Fisherman who faked his own death at the hands of Daggermouth in order to gain money from merchandising. Voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray.
• Seamus – Fisherman with wooden limbs. When asked whether he has the limbs because of an accident, he responds, "No, me father was a tree." Based on the nature of Family Guy, it is debatable whether or not he was sarcastic. Claims to have gotten a splinter when he was at the sperm bank.
• name unknown – Fisherman eaten alive by a shark at a fair. Ironically, the proceeds of the fair were going to the families of shark attack victims.
• Daggermouth – Talking fish robot created by Salty.
• Boom Boom – effeminate cartoon cat, friend of Daggermouth. Created as a parody of Nickelodeon's programming.

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Renaissance Fair

• Black Knight – Once saved Peter's life, then later became his nemesis. Voiced by Will Ferrell.
• Maid Madeleine – The Black Knight's trophy wench. Every man who sees her gets an erection which makes a "ding" sound against their armor, except Mort Goldman who tries to cover either his lack of arousal or small genitals by saying the word 'ding!'
• Drill sergeant (unnamed) – Leader of the jousters. Voiced by R. Lee Ermey.

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Pawtucket Brewery

• Peter's boss (unnamed) - Tells Peter that employees are welcome to free Pawtucket ale, but since Peter can't control his drinking, he demotes Peter to the shipping department.
• Angela - Peter's supervisor, in charge of the shipping department. Thinks Opie is more competent than Peter. Voiced by Carrie Fisher.
• Opie - Peter's former co-worker, who has been promoted ahead of Peter. Like Peter, he is mentally retarded, but more severely. Opie has a bad haircut, speaks unintelligibly, and enjoys biting people's fingers.
• Soundwave - A Transformer, who is also Peter's co-worker.

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Schools

James Woods Regional High School

• Connie D'Amico – Most popular girl in school; often appears conceited. Does not like Meg.
• Doug – Friend of Connie.
• Ted – Friend of Connie.
• Marsha – Friend of Connie.
• Toad Girl – Classmate of Meg's, who resembles a toad.
• Jennifer – Briefly Meg's friend before committing suicide (accidentally) as part of the Heaven's Helpers Cult mass suicide party. (deceased)
• Rob Berler – Meg's teacher. He thinks that Meg shouldn't hang out with the "popular clique", and when he catches her with them, he tells her to play alone somewhere. He also says that having Meg as a lab partner is irresponsible, because he says Meg is awful at Science. He has also accidentally taped over an episode of NOVA with a sex tape he made with his wife, portraying him as a transvestite.
• Mr. Lazenby – Teacher once arrested for teaching crackpot theories involving Gil Gerard traveling back in time and ejaculating into the primordial ooze.
• Mrs. Canner – A teacher of Meg's who fell into the "cool crowd" at school because she owned a Prada bag, much to Meg's chagrin.
• Principal Shepherd – School Principal. Has been seen wearing a shirt with the word "Principal" on it. He is also Jewish.
• Craig Hoffman – A rebel who Meg tries to go out with at first. A rebel who lives by his own rules and nobody else's, not even his own.
• Sarah - Lesbian classmate of Meg and member (or president) of Lesbian Alliance Club. Briefly attracted to Meg.
• unknown gym teacher - Thought to be a ephebophile, as she once told a group of girls to "Take it off, get in the shower and bounce around for me". In another episode, it is confirmed that she is a lesbian, as she appeared at a sperm bank with her partner. She is now one of the parents (as her partner gave birth) of Stewie's half-brother Bertram.
• Cecilia - A girl who dated Neil Goldman for a time before he dated Meg. After he broke up with Meg he called her back asking to hook up again. It is unknown whether or not she accepted.
• Alyssa - A right-wing girl Chris fancies, offered to let him touch her "boobies" in exchange for the political sabotage of liberrals.
• Shauna Parks - 11th grade History teacher. Dated Brian in Peter's Got Woods and prompted to have the school's name changed to Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Buddy Cianci Junior High

Note: Chris and most of his classmates have recently become freshmen at James Woods Regional High School

• Principal Sloane - Principal, who reassigns Brian to remedial English, but doesn't want to negotiate because he is on holiday in the Bahamas, and instructing his masseur to massage his testicles, implying that he is homosexual.
• Randall Fargus – Long-time teacher. Taught Peter when he attended school. Considered a hippie, he was made to take medication to control his hyperactive tendencies. Briefly convinced by Peter to go off his medication, Mr. Fargus was fired after destroying several California condor eggs. Peter rehired him after becoming school board president. Presumably killed by a Hall Monitor Robot resembling the battle droid from Robocop.
• Ms. Clifton – Teacher. In Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Junior High, she quits after winning the lottery. Mrs. Clifton could possibly be a refence to Lucille Clifton, a renowned African-American author of "The Lucky Stone."
• Mr. McCloud – Teacher. Believes Steinberg's Jewish holidays are simply excuses, but he believes "tumorsyphilisitisosis" is a real (and fatal) disease.
• Brian Griffin – Chris's former teacher before being reassigned to Remedial English (for full information on Brian, see Brian Griffin)
• Jake Tucker – Classmate of Chris Griffin. Known as Upside-down-head-boy as his head is upside down (which, for some reason, also means he has no sphincter, and that his penis may be in an odd place, as he once invites Meg to "go up on me", rather than using the common colloquialism "go down" for oral sex). Son of news anchorman Tom Tucker.
• Jeremy – Terminally ill boy. Presumably has cancer, as he alawys appears gravely ill.
• Paul Lewis – Classmate of Chris Griffin. Chris once helped raise money for an organ transplant for Paul.
• Mrs. Lana Lockhart – A sexy substitute English teacher that Chris fell in love with at school. She has a Hammerspace ability to pull and store things (such as an entire classroom's worth of test papers) in the always-displayed cleavage of her large breasts. In a reference to To Die For, attempted to seduce Chris into killing her husband, and left him when he wouldn't help. Is portrayed as an ephebophile and a zoophile. Later killed her husband herself by putting a bear in his oatmeal... and ran off with the bear. Voiced by Drew Barrymore.
• Barbara – Chris's first crush.
• Cindi – Lead cheerleader.
• Janine – Cheerleader.
• Lisa – Cheerleader.
• unknown names of other cheerleaders
• Steinberg – Jewish, classmate of Chris, frequently told to take off his yarmulke (or "damn hat") by Mr. McCloud, after which he always puts it back on right away.
• Carlos - Student in Brian's Remedial English class. Beneath his tough exterior is a boy aching to learn, but beneath that is a rapist. Aspires to be a ditch-digger.
• Tim - A 28 year young student in Brian's Remedial English class. Addicted to weed. Like Carlos, aspires to be a ditch-digger
• Amanda - Student in Brian's Remedial English class. Frequently pregnant. Brian recommends her to get her cash up front when she becomes an aspiring hooker.
• unknown black girl - Remedial student who wants a child because he mother keeps giving hers away. Like Amanda, she aspires to be a hooker.
• unknown white boy - Remedial student who cannot speak and lives in a cage, wearing only a diaper. Possibly related to the Greased-up Deaf Guy.
• Hall Monator XLK - The giant robot installed by Peter to prevent students from roaming the halls without a pass. Later ends up killing teacher Randall Fargus.

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School of Performing Arts

• Simon – Drama Teacher. A homosexual. It is implied (via an improv that he guided Stewie through) that his sexual orientation was a flashpoint in his relationship with his father, who had introduced Simon at Simon's sister's wedding as his "other daughter." However, it may be unlikely that his father accepted his lifestyle, or even that his father is dead.
• unknown female – Dance teacher.
• Olivia – Child star and briefly part of a successful duet with Stewie. Was last seen on her way to Hollywood to act in a movie. Voiced by Rachael MacFarlane.

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Hugs and Kisses (The Good Kind) Playschool

• Janet – Stewie's first love, who used him for his cookies. Cookies are also the real reason why she likes Stewie. And the most prominent word in her vocabulary.
• Leonard – Stewie's friend from playschool.
• Melinda – Stewie's friend from playschool.
• Brad – Stewie's friend from playschool. Not to be confused with a student named Brad in Stewie's swim lessons in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

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Lois's Piano Lessons

• Jimmy – One of Lois's most talented students, beaten up by Stewie because Stewie was trying to watch The History Channel while Jimmy practiced.
• Jonas – One of Lois's piano students; not very skillful.
• Alexis Radcliffe – Rival piano teacher.
• Peter Griffin – Lois's greatest student who beats Alexis Radcliffe's student in a piano competition. Can only play while intoxicated.Also husband.
• Meg Griffin – Lois's last resort as a student. Lois chained down Meg to try to teach her piano before she found Peter.

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Peter's School Friends

• Angie – An old school friend of Peter's. She is obsessed with him, à la Wuthering Heights Voiced by comedian Kathy Griffin.
• Bob Funland – Went to school with Peter. Owner of "Bob's Funland", a successful theme park. Peter made fun of him when, as a child, he was mourning the death of his mother ("Bob misses his mommy!").
• Brenda – An old school friend of Peter's. Extraordinarily overweight, she did not realize that she was pregnant until she suddenly gave birth on her front porch. She is a chain smoker, and smokes through her tracheotomy incision. She appears to have only gotten this way since graduating high school.
• Phoebe Diamond – Peter's first crush. Fate unknown after Peter punched her accidentally into a locker because of a "nervous twitch" he developed trying to ask her to the prom, though likely survived. Peter mentions when he is trying to speed things up in bed, he thinks of Phoebe.
• Patty - An obvious parody of The Peanuts character. She is a lesbian.

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Lois's School Friends

• Ross Fishman – Former boyfriend from college.
• Coco – Lois's childhood friend. Jonathan thinks she's "a little bit of terrific".
• Jonathan – Coco's husband.
• Chaim Witz (Gene Simmons) - slept with Lois in high school

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Channel 5

• Diane Simmons – News Anchor and talk show hostess. (Birth name: Diane Seidelman). Has been quoted (on-air) to say, "I just plain don't like black people." She and fellow anchor Tom Tucker have a hate-hate relationship with each other, often trading insults live on the air, althought it maybe to hide their love for one another. On one occasion, Tom said "didn't your first husband blow his brains out?", causing her to break down and cry on the air, possibly revealing that she has finally stopped tolerating his insults, or because it actually happened. Typical quote: "Tom, you're so deep in the closet, you're finding Christmas presents." She has been known to have male prostitutes delivered to her dressing room. She also has her own talk show, and was going to star in Peter's version of "The King and I" before resigning in disgust.
• Tom Tucker – News Anchor. Also sometimes appearing is his son Jake Tucker, whose face is, inexplicably, upside down. Tom's wife and Jake's stepmother is Stacy, who Tom called a "frigid old cow" in the episode "I Never Met the Dead Man." In another episode, Tom took Jake to the psychiatrist, and told him, "I know Stacy isn't your mother, but upside-down face or not, you'll have to learn to respect her!" He dislikes his co-anchor Diane Simmons and frequently trades insults with her on-air. One possible reason is because he is ashamed of his freak son and takes his anger out on Diane, although even as a kid he once told her guys would run away from her. In the Stewie Griffin movie, it is revealed that his moustache is fake, and is studio property after he turns it in after being fired, although he gets it back after firing Peter. Typical quote: "Some breaking news: we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?" Their hate for each other wasn't spawned until after "I Never Met the Dead Man", as Tom said "Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking". Which he (almost) proceeds to do with a sex paddle, showing he might actually love her.
• Tricia Takanawa – Asian News Reporter. She is always described as "Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa," even in conversation between the various members of the Griffin family. A parody of Connie Chung, other characters occasionally call her Connie. In the episode "Da Boom" Tricia was eaten by Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons, and Peter remarked that they would be hungry in another hour (as a reference to the well-known tendency in Asian food). In the Stewie Griffin movie, Diane confirmed that she is Japanese — Takanawa is a Japanese name — after Tom was confused about what heritage she is. However, in one episode Quagmire sleeps with her and he says she's Spanish (obviously a goof). She really has a thing for David Bowie and has dry humped his leg at least once. Interestingly and unlike her fellow newspeople, Tricia often displays an especially stoic attitude, even during sex, perhaps to contrast the fact that she's most often live in the field.
• Steven C. Callaghan – Station Manager. Named after one of the Family Guy crew members. Named after a Family Guy writer.
• Hispanic Reporter Maria Jimenez – Hispanic News Reporter; rarely featured, usually only if Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa is already somewhere else. Tom Tucker cannot pronounce her name. Unlike Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa, she doesn't have an accent.
• Ollie Williams – An African American with the BlaccuWeather [1] forecast (name taken from AccuWeather). Like Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa, Ollie Williams is a parody of racial tokenism within television news. Ollie speaks only in short, booming phrases, such as, "ISS GON' RAIN!" Ollie also reported on Jake Tucker's punishment (in a special "punishment forecast"), to which he yelled "HE GON' GIT IT!" In the Family Guy Movie, after Ollie asks "WHO WANTS THIS DOG???" for the 'Adopt-a-Pet of the Week' feature, Tom visits the station and intrudes upon the news broadcast (having been previously fired) and complains on-air about not being able to check his email from home. Ollie gives him assorted computer advice such as "DID YOU CHECK THE TCP/IP SETTINGS?", "ENABLE COOKIES?" and afterwards asks "YOU WANT THIS DOG?". In a later episode, reporting on a hurricane, Ollie carries out an extensive dialogue with Tom Tucker, appraising the storm with the simple lines, "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!" and "BRING ME SOME SOUP!" "CHUNKY!". Ollie has apparently received a slight promotion, having performed at least one traffic report, in which he stated, "EVERYBODY LOOK LIKE ANTS!" In a more recent episode (that tells of Peter's family tree) on a slaveboat he says "I SAW A FISH!" He is possibly a spoof of Al Roker. Voiced by Phil LaMarr.
• Jay Mohr-lookalike – Producer who creates the Griffin TV show.
• Sean Penn – Former weatherman. Sean's violent character wasn't suited for his position. It is possible he never served at Channel 5, but it is implied that he did so.
• Greg the Weather Mime – A mime, who Tom Tucker presents to do the weather. He uses body language and hand gestures to convey the weather, while Tom Tucker interprets it as "people's angry parents throwing feces at them". He has only appeared once as a weather forecaster, presumably because he was fired for being unintelligible, or he quit because of Tom Tucker's interpretations of his body language. Either way, it is likely Ollie Williams has replaced him as a weather forecaster. According to the Official Family Guy Episode Guide for Seasons 1-3, Seth MacFarlane claims to have a script entitled "Greg the Weather Mime Has a Baby," which he plans to use as an actual episode to burn off if Family Guy reaches an 11th season.
• Meg Griffin – Intern at the Weather station; a junior anchorwoman.
• Neil Goldman – Intern at the Weather station; a junior anchorman.
• Peter Griffin - Had a segment on the Channel 5 News titled, "Grinds My Gears" in the movie Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. His trademark line was, "You know what really grinds my gears...?" followed by rambling, such as "When I can't find the droids I'm looking for." (This was rather humerously responded to by a cutaway to two Imperial Stormtroopers in a motel, one of whom mutters "Yeah, what gives with that?"). This segment likely parodies John Stossel's "Give Me a Break" feautre on 20/20. Peter was fired after Tom Tucker revealed footage of a drunken Stewie and Brian crashing through the wall of "The Drunken Clam." After being fired Peter stated, "You know what really grinds my gears? You, America. Fuck you."

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Hospital

• Dr. Hartman – Stewie's Pediatrician. Has been sued by every patient he ever had due to the fact he's not very good with his job. Dr. Hartman is, however, the most commonly seen physician on the show. He is known for stalling by means of various schtick. He is played by Seth MacFarlane.
• Dr. Kaplan – Brian's psychiatrist. Voiced by Sam Waterston.
• Dr. Ling – A specialist in acupuncture. He is Chinese, but speaks with an Irish brogue. Rejected by Brian as a quack. Stores his "accupuncture needles" box next to his "poison tipped needles". Is apparently either illiterate, cannot read English, or nearsighted.
• Dr. Gary Miller – Lois' Gynecologist. He shares his medical practice with Dr. Fred Rubin.
• Dr. Fred Rubin – Gynecologist who shares his medical practice with Dr. Gary Miller. One of his patients is Alexis Radcliffe.
• Meg's Gynecologist – Meg's unnamed gynecologist. Meg was upset when she found out that he did not finish medical school, in fact pronouncing vagina as "bergina".
• Nurse – Unnamed nurse in Dr. Hartman's office.

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Criminals

• The Don – Mafia Boss of Rhode Island.
• Big Fat Paulie – Nephew of the Don, Paulie is an incredibly annoying and obnoxious man. He is eventually riddled with bullets in a drive-by-shooting. (deceased)
• Larry – Mafia Hitman, hired by Paulie to kill Lois. Larry is son-in-law to the Don.
• Steve Bellows – Murderer, arrested by Joe Swanson. Once shot a man for snoring. Often says, "You're dead!" Threatens to kill Peter and his friends when they are jailed. Turns over a new leaf (maybe) when he stabs himself, discovers that it hurts, and says "Is this what I've been doing to people?? God... I belong in here."
• unknown female – The Don's Daughter. She is married to Larry.
• unknown male – Introduces Peter to the Mafia. Peter claims he has an honest face, but this is disputable.
• Mass Media Murderer – Murderer, hates Dan Rather, almost killed Meg and Neil, causing them to kiss. Thwarted by Hugh Downs. Also A small-time thief, identified by Chris in a line-up, who eventually pursues the Griffin family due to FBI incompetence at concealing their location. Killed in a standoff in the fictional town of Bumblescum. If he is not the Mass Media Murderer, they might be brothers or just have an amazing resemblance to each other. (deceased)
• Unknown criminal in Jail – A man who says to Peter "I want the fat one, more cushion for the pushin'."
• Nigel Pinchley – Sets Peter up for burning his British pub down. He is hanged. (deceased)
• The Grinch – He slid a rollerskate under Joe causing him to fall from the roof of an ophanage, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. He was accused of stealing toys at the orphanage, cursed Joe's name before his execution. (deceased)
• Car Wash Thief- A thief shown wearing a Jimmy Carter mask. After stealing collected car wash money to help a boy at Chris's school who has an iron lung, Joe chases after him. While he managed to retrieve the money, he didn't catch the crook, which soon leads him into a state of depression. When someone finally arrives to claim the money clip that Chris, Meg and Stewie found, Joe recognizes him as the car wash thief. Joe chases him again, this time leading to the thief's arrest and death, due to Joe accidentally rupturing his spine. This entire segment is a parody of a scene from the 1991 Keanu Reeves police-and-surfing movie Point Break, in which the gang of bank robbers, "The Ex-Presidents," wear similar rubber masks. (deceased)

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Supernatural characters

• God (Patterson) – Takes an active interest in the goings-on of Quahog and is often involved in humorous situations. Gets really embarrassed when anybody tells the story of Job. Has been portrayed on more than one occasion as a bit of a ladies' man. Has a girlfriend, Janet, who makes him wear condoms. Has a receptionist in Heaven who refers to him as Mr. Patterson. He and Jesus have been known to ride in a Cadillac Escalade, and he accidentally started a fire in the Drunken Clam after vapourising a woman with a bolt of lightning, whilst flirting with her. Apparently he started the Big Bang by lighting his own fart. Was beaten up by Albert Einstein after inventing Shrink-E-Dinks, and has a sniper rifle with which he intended to kill Meg after she moaned "Oh, God, kill me now!"

• Jesus Christ-Hong – Performs miracles around Quahog. His portrayal in Family Guy seems to be intentionally comically sacrilegious. In the movie, Stewie once went back in time to visit him, but he finds out all he really did do was dance, sing, and perform phony magic finger tricks, all at the same time. In modern times, however, he is able to turn water into funk. Stewie also said that when he was on the other side, he learned that Jesus was Chinese, that his last name is really "Hong", and that he has no idea where people are getting Christ. (This may be a reference to Hong Xiuquan, a Chinese revolutionary who claimed to be the brother of Jesus.)
• Satan - Appears when Peter said he would sell his soul to be famous. Satan was about to make his claim, when his secretary told him that Peter had already sold his soul for Bee Gees tickets, and again for half of a Mallomar. Satan asks for a lawyer, and everyone in Hell raises their hand.

• Death – Collects the spirits of the dead. Portrayed as a stereotypical "loser", who lives with his mother and has never had a successful date. He doesn't seem to be very good at his job, as he is easily fooled by fake deaths. Peter Griffin once stood in for him, tasked with killing the kids from Dawson's Creek. Peter failed in this endeavor, accidentally killing the pilot and co-pilot of the plane, which was safely landed by Karen Black. Voiced by Norm MacDonald in "Death is a Bitch", then Adam Carolla in subsequent episodes, including (but not limited to) "Death Lives", "Mr. Saturday Knight", and "The Perfect Castaway." Is revealed to have a dog who helps him collect the spirits of dead canines. Is not above having sex with a dead body, although his romantic interests focus mainly on the living.
• Death's Mom – Nagging mother to Death. Voiced by Estelle Harris.
• Death's Dog – Collects the spirits of dead dogs. Similar to the Death of Rats from Discworld. Voiced by Jimmy Kimmel.
• Krishna – Hindu deity, appeared briefly when Peter erroneously thanked Jesus on one occasion, but deferred credit for the miracle, telling Jesus, "No, it's alright. I'm used to it."
• Neptune – Greco-Roman god of the sea. Peter attempted to pass himself off as Neptune, only to be confronted seconds later by the real Neptune, telling Peter, "No you're not, I am! And you know nothing of my work." (A possible reference to a sketch in the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall, in which a man in a movie theater line makes a reference to the work of Marshall McLuhan to which Woody Allen's frustrated character responds by introducing him to Marshall McLuhan, whom he brings out from behind a sign, who replies "You know nothing of my work.")
• Griffin – Appears flying around the room in one episode, when Peter was asked to give his name at a rehabilitation center (where he enrolled for a free vacation). He was looking around for objects to help him make up a name and he saw a pea, a tear and a griffin. Needless to say, the name he came up with was Peter Griffin.

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Other characters

• Adam West – Mayor of Quahog. He is extremely incompetent and eccentric, with more than a few traits of delusional mental illness. This is probably a play on all of the head injuries West may (or may not) have had while playing Batman. He once used $150,000 of taxpayers' money to find the person who was stealing his water, when naturally it was only being absorbed by a plant and going down drains. Ended up sleeping with Luke Perry because he thought it would make the water-stealing stop. He also offered a Pawtucket Patriot beer a job as the Head of Sanitation Services in exchange for a Silver Scroll when a promotion was taking place. He has every grave in Quahog covered in cement in case of zombie attacks. He was quite literally married to his own right hand in one episode and is addicted to Taffy. He also likes Lite-Brite, and the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey (especially when amateurs sing the lyrics), hates baseball cards and is willing to participate in a screaming contest with the town. In "You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives" he almost signed a bill preventing gay marriage to distract the town from the gold statue of "Dig 'Em" he built using the tax payers' money. Voiced by the actor Adam West. He is by now famous for his line "I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy (Begins to chew taffy in a creepy manner)". He keeps an open mind to the idea that his real name might be "Adam We", as he ran out of pegs while spelling his name on his Lite-Brite and thus couldn't spell the last two letters out. Mayor West's "delusions" may have some merit, however. In one episode he apparently sends Alex Trebek back to the fifth dimension by making Trebek say Kebert Xela. Interestingly, it's been stated both by creator Seth MacFarlane and Adam West himself (who voices his Family Guy alter ego) that the mayor of Quahog is not, in fact, the actor himself, but a man with coincidently the same name. When MacFarlane was creating the series and proposed the character, word got back to the actor Adam West, who volunteered to voice the character to further confuse the issue and add to the joke. In the episode "Deep Throats", Mayor West famously beat the crap, then killed, the Noid, who had tried to ruin his pizza. He considers himself a tomato due to the fact that "red fluid" came out of his nose when he got hit. Adam West doesn't like the popcorn at the movie theaters because "it's too crunchy" so he brings his own bag of creamed corn.
• Adam and Eve - Appear in the episode "Model Misbehaviour" where we see them after God has just completed the garden of Eden. God warns them not to go near a specific tree, but not because it has forbidden fruit on it (as in the real story), but because it is shown as the place God hides his pornographic magazines. Adam asks if they can sit under the tree and God replies "in fact just dont go near it at all".
• Al Harrington - A salesman who sells Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men. He states that they can "Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbors, African-American? hail a cab, testify in church, or just raise the roof." It is stated that his store, "Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Warehouse and Emporium", is located on Route 2 in Weekapaug.
• Amelia Bedford-Furthington-Chesterhill - Employee at the New Yorker. Apparently the only female member.
• Amy – Works in a pet shop. Death had a crush on her, but killed her when she turned out to be irritating. (deceased)
• Antonio Monatti – An Art Dealer, he becomes Chris Griffin's mentor.
• Arsonist Bug- A giant fire-breathing beetle that was a suspect in the burning of the Clam's Head Pub. He now seems to be conspiring with Stewie and Eliza to kill Lois. His only spoken word is "Gooooood..."
• Barnaby – Turn of the Century-style Strongman, partner of Phineas. Possesses near-inhuman strength, and likes to ride on a gigantic penny-farthing bicycle. Their names are a reference to Phineas T. Barnum founder of Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus.
• Bernie – Manager of Quahog Shady Oaks Retirement Home.
• Bill Lumbergh – The boss of Initech from "Office Space." He was once summoned by Peter to tell Lois the following in the beginning of The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz: "Yeah...I'm gonna need you to go ahead and not complain about this. And if you could go ahead and sit at the kids' table, that'd be great."
• Brad - A toddler who upstaged Stewie at swimming lessons.
• Candy Tree - A talking tree that resides in the Griffin's back yard. As the name implies, candy hangs from the tree's branches like fruit. Peter warned Chris and Meg not to go near it, and it responded with "He's right, you know. I feed on children." just before eating a passing girl on a long sticky tongue.
• Carrot Scalp – An awful prop comedian who works at the Native American run casino, Geronimo's Palace Casino. A parody of the comedian Carrot Top. He is played by Seth Green.
• Change For A Buck – Employee at the Geronimo's Palace Casino.
• Charlie the Bully – Once stole Stewie's tricycle.
• Chief Uleke - The chief of the village in Jungle Love
• Deals With His Wrist – Card Dealer at Geronimo's Palace Casino.
• Dora – Prostitute. Once hired by Peter to pose as an old girlfriend to make Lois jealous.
• Doug the Pimple – A zit on Chris' face. His voice and dialogue with Chris are a parody of the 1980s musical film Little Shop of Horrors. Eventually was killed by a cortisone injection. Also had many short-lived pimple friends. (deceased)
• Erica – Appeared on Diane's talk show. Her boyfriend is Mario. She also witnessed Quagmire save a woman's life.
• Felicia – Works at dog pound. Helped Brian study law and prepare his case before the City Council when he was wrongfully imprisoned at the pound. She had a penchant for calling him "sugar" and "sweetness".
• Fielding Wellingtonsworth - Employee for the New Yorker. Offers Brian tea.
• Flappy Jack – Runs a pancake house. Once hired Meg, as he thought she was the single, teenage mother of Stewie.
• Frank – A Native American elder who works at the Geronimo's Palace Casino.
• Gary the No Trash Cougar – A character Peter dresses up as to teach kids not to litter. Uses a gun to scare them and force them to pick up their trash. His meaningless catchphrase is "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage."
• Gerald the happy and abstinent police clown – A happy and abstinent police clown. Why is he happy? Because he is free of S...T... D's!
• The Ghost that Never Lies – Peter's surprise witness during a court case. Only Peter can see and hear the ghost, but when he asks the ghost to point out the culprit, he shouts "Don't point at me, you jackass!," which implies the Ghost may actually be real, or it may be yet another reference to Peter's stupidity.

The Giant Chicken

• The Giant Chicken - A Chicken who holds a grudge against Peter. First appeared in a flashback of the episode Da Boom, where he sold expired coupons, which infuriated Peter. This led to a large fight between Peter and him. Eventually, Peter knocks him out by repeatedly slamming his head into a photocopier, but the chicken fights back. And Peter and the chicken end up falling out of the window of the top floor of a skyscraper. With the chicken hitting the ground first with Peter on top of him. Peter walks away thinking he's dead but a close up shows the chicken's eye open. The chicken also makes another appearance in the episode Blind Ambition, which he unexpectedly attacks Peter. Once again, they both had another major fight. The end happens when he gets sucked into an aeroplane propeller. Peter thinks he's dead, but the chicken moves his foot, which means he may still be alive. Maybe related to the chicken that fought Peter's ancestor Juarez Griffin.
• Gloria Ironbachs – Renowned feminist lawyer and campaigner, represented Sarah Bennett in sexual harassment lawsuit against Peter. Presumed a lesbian by many, the character is voiced by Candice Bergen. A parody of Gloria Allred. According to a line in "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar", she has a penis.
• Harelip Steve – Works for a cleaning company. Has a harelip.
• Henry – Security guard at Quahog Airport. Was frozen in carbonite.
• Herbert the Old Pedophile – An old and crippled gay pedophile who lusts impotently after Chris from time to time. He resides just down the street from the Griffins and has tried on several occasions — unsuccessfully — to seduce Chris, with such gems as "Hey, muscley-arm paperboy, why the long face?" and "You like popsicles?" In a later episode, we see him atop a ladder outside of Chris's window peeping in (like Bluto in Animal House (complete with music and Belushi's eyebrow twinkle)). He uses a walker for support and often speaks in a high-pitched, comedically drawn out tone, and also speaks with a lisp (although judging by his lust for children, his voice may also be based on Michael Jackson). Although he is clearly gay, Herbert appears to be against same sex marriage. Has a dog that mirrors him. He is voiced by Mike Henry, who also voices Cleveland Brown. Herbert seems to have some form of magical powers, as demonstrated in the episode Petergeist, in which he challenged a giant tree-monster, a lá Gandalf versus Durin's Bane in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring and The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, who was terrorizing Chris. ((to tree-man) Hey, skinny-britches. That there is my man. Why don't you pick on someone your own size? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!) He was last seen fighting with the monster far below the earth, and it has yet to be determined whether or not he survived.
• Hidalgo - Chief Uleke's son
• Holden Caulfield – Appears in "The Kiss Seen Around the World" and sees Peter pretending to play on a keyboard, but when he realizes it's fake, he makes an extremely big deal about Peter being a phony. His name is a reference to the main character of J.D. Salinger's novel Catcher in the Rye.
• Horace – Runs the Drunken Clam pub. Frequently has very interesting stories, but always refuses to tell for fear of boring his patrons.
• Jack – Runs local National Gun Association branch. Has an extremely tiny penis. Voiced by Patrick Duffy.)
• James-William Bottomtooth - Employee at the New Yorker. Has a severe underbite, and therefore, speaks unintelligibly. Is Christian and plays the piano.
• Jeremy – Liddane's boyfriend. Locked in Brian's car trunk for two weeks. Stewie believes he likes playing hackey sack, has Teva sandals, Skoal Bandits, an Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley, smokes Sticky Buds out of a soda can, watches downloaded episodes of the Simpsons every night, his favourite episode being Mr. Plow, and he likes to listen to the Strokes. (deceased)
• Jim Kaplan – Con man, goes under many other names. Many of his cons are directed at Peter, as he is so easy to fool. Has sold Peter a car with dents, a steering wheel made out of cardboard, no engine and with James Bond as the alleged previous owner; volcano insurance; a loan in exchange for Peter's house; and a Tivo. He also works as a tattoo artist and once drew a picture of Kermit the Frog on a biker's thigh, despite the fact that the biker wanted a skull.
• Jolene – Works at Airport check-in.
• Kimmy - The check-out girl from the Korean market. Was one of Peter's wives when he converted to Morman
• Lance - Works at the Drunken Clam, has one leg shorter than the other.
• Leonard Cornfeathers – Runs the Geronimo's Palace Casino.
• Liddane – Babysitter that Stewie had a crush on.
• Livingstone Winsterford - Employee for the New Yorker.
• Loca - Chief Uleke's daughter and Chris's wife. She is the daughter of a tribal chieftain in South America. When Chris joins the Peace Corps, he is sent to live at their village. During his stay, he moves the entire tribe to dance, which, according to a tribal custom, said Chris and Loca were married. Chris actually seemed very happy with Loca. According to Lois, God doesn't care about Loca. She stays in South America with her father after the tribe attempted to kill Chris for being a freshman. Seen in Jungle Love .
• Logan – Works for Quahog Pest Control. His family was carried away by red ants.
• Mario – Appeared on Diane's talk show. Boyfriend of Erica. Admitted to actually being a woman, then a horse, then a broom.
• Mark Hentemann – Local Comedian. All his impressions sound the same, but only because everybody in his life did.
• Max Weinstein – Jewish Accountant. Helps Peter with his taxes. He was the Jewish character in the episode "Wish Upon A Weinstein", a controversial episode often linked with the show's initial cancellation.
• Miles "Chatterbox" Musket – Nicknamed Chatterbox because he never stopped talking. Miles and his magic clam founded Quahog. Said by Adam West to have died of a combination of tuberculosis and a tomahawk to the head. (deceased)
• Miss Stratford – IRS worker.
• Miss Swan – A Mad TV Character (played by Alex Borstein) makes a cameo touring with the Griffins
• Miss Watson – Director of Quahog women's retreat.
• Misty – Appears at many parties on Spooner Street. Once lent Stewie a Barney pen.
• Mr. Hanson – Business man who attended a sensitivity training course with Peter.
• Mr. Giraffe – One of Stewie's favorite toys.
• Mr. Oinkbaum - Stewie's piggybank, smashed during "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" for money for a plane ticket to San Francisco.
• Nancy – The Griffins' mail carrier. Was one of Peter's wives when he converted to Morman
• Officer Reeses- A Police officer in one of Peters Flash backs that finds a car wreck with two cars smashed into each other and one person was in each car and one person had been eating chocolate and the other had been eating peanut butter and both their foods got mixed. When the officer came he saw the horrible wreck and also saw the mixture. He takes a bite and tastes it. His eyes widen and then he pulls out his gun and shoots both of them.
• Opie – A ward of the state who is severely retarded (much more so than Peter), but for some reason he is much more respected, and is even promoted ahead of Peter.
• Paddy Tanninger (the Caddy Manager) – Manager of Quahog golf course. Hired Chris as a 'ball shagger', which immediately doubled his business because everyone wanted to "nail the fat kid". Wants to fight over practically everything. Last seen as Brian's manager at a car dealership.
• Pawtucket Pat – Ran the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery until he sold it sometime before the episode "Jungle Love". He is rarely seen in public. An obvious parody of Willy Wonka.
• Pearl Burton – A jingle singer from the early 40's and 50's; also an accomplished mezzo-soprano. She sang jingles for Dan's Dippity Do and Gold Bond Powder, among many others. Became a recluse out of shame when she tried to attempted to cross over into opera by singing Carmen at Carnegie Hall but the audience only wanted to hear her sing her jingles. Brian was ordered to bring her meals as part of Community Service for a DUI. They ended up falling in love, but she was run over by a truck after stepping out of her house for the first time in 30 years to have dinner with Brian ((deceased)).
• Phineas – Strong man, partner of Barnaby. Their names are a reference to Phineas T. Barnum founder of Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus.
• The Pope – The Pope occasionally appears, and once visited Quahog. He vaguely resembles a bald John Paul II, but he has not been explicitly referred to as such. Unlike John Paul, he appears to be Italian. He doesn't like wearing his episcopal mitre "It's a stupid hat.".
• Rabbi Goldberg – Quahog's Rabbi, voiced by Ben Stein.
• Reginald B. Stifworth – A young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth. He is the victim of a drive-by argument.
• Rupert – Stewie's favorite teddy bear. Stewie treats Rupert as if he were real, and Stewie thinks he is gay. He was once left in charge of watching the bags when waiting to board a plane, which got stolen because he was "looking at the boys again", including one who looked like Tab Hunter.
• Sam – Bumblescum inhabitant. Chris' first girlfriend. Chris originally believed Sam was a boy.
• Sandy - One of Death's first girlfriends, and who he most likely lost his virginity with. Died in sexual intercourse with Death, and later had necrophilia committed on her by Death. ((deceased)).
• Tiffany - Filthy homeless woman who screams at traffic. Was one of Peter's wives when he converted to Morman
• Vanessa – Chris's wife in the future in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Very foul-mouthed. Before Stewie goes from the future to present time, he is asked by Lois to prevent Vanessa from marrying Chris. He does so by blowing her up on the altar with a missile launcher. (deceased)
• Vinny - Chief Uleke's cousin (My Cousin Vinny)
• Warren Fredericks – Runs Quahog Beautiful People's Club. Believes the doors in supermarkets would open for him because he's beautiful, even if they weren't designed to open automatically
• Watches You Pee – Bathroom Attendant at the Geronimo's Palace Casino.
• Welsley Shephardson - An employee at the New Yorker, who employs Brian, but fires him when Brian reveals that he is a college dropout. He has no anus, and has an extremely strange laugh.

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Other characters (Names unknown)

• Vicar of Quahog
• Cheesie Charlie's Manager - He is the manager of Cheesie Charlie's. He is played by Seth Green.
• Clouds - Sentient clouds (one of whom is named "Bill") who plan to attack Quahog. They frequently procrastinate, and never get around to actually attacking. Luckily, Peter Griffin has cloud insurance.
• Cow – Talks about how she goes to Baskin Robbins every night and buys herself a little treat. Has a mincing male voice, but since she has udders, she is obviously a female. Also known to eat steaks. She also enjoys being milked, as it sexually gratifies her.
• Book Store Employee
• The Man In White – A cult leader who tries to get teens to commit suicide. (An obvious reference to Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite.) Killed by Stewie, who thought that he was trying to put him back in Lois' womb. (deceased) Voiced by John O'Hurley.
• Dead guy – Chris was shown the Dead guy by Sam, his friend from Bumblescum. They poked him with a stick, with Chris remarking, "the best things in life really are free!" (obviously deceased)
• The Other Dead guy - Meg dates him in series 4. She found him in the woods, and believing him to still be alive, brings him food every day. He is seen lying face down in the grass, surrounded by the food meg has brought him. She talks to him, and believes he doesn't reply because he is "such a good listener". He then has his arm ripped off by a wolf, and Meg then says how good he is with animals
• The Deer – A sentient deer who can drive cars and snowmobiles. First appeared when he and Peter were involved in an auto accident, and again when Peter and Chris went hunting, following his snowmobile tracks. Who appears again when Peter was trying to find someone to take Chris, to teach him to be a better person, the deer volunteers but is gunned down before he can take Chris. (deceased)
• Electrician
• Evil Rats – Nearly prepared for their imminent invasion of the surface world, although they haven't done anything.
• Exotic Entertainment Shop Assistant – First appeared in "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" and reappeared in "Mr. Saturday Knight" atop his obese donkey ("fat ass"), since it was his only means of conveyance. He teaches a CPR course, and appears on the school board committee of James Woods Regional High School. He brings coffee and Oreos to his CPR classes, but nobody eats any, so he, stupidly and irresponsibly, brings them home for his cats. In the movie, it was strongly implied that he is a homosexual ("If I wanted to hear eighty-one minutes of gay-bashing, I would have gone to my father's house."). He was shown in a grocery store express lane, with one too many items. He did not want to cheat the system, even though he would be allowed to buy an extra item, and go in the express lane. In the commentary he is referred to as the “performance artist.” He is also a spiritual medium who assisted the Griffins when they angered Native American spirits by desecrating their sacred burial ground. In Untitled Griffin Family History, his African-American ancestor who is whipped is named "Tobi." However this is not the character's name, rather the name from the scene in Roots that is being parodied. He insists that his name is Tobi, spelt with an "i," and that sometimes he puts a little smiley face or heart to dot the letter "i", to give something to make the reader smile. His voice is clearly the voice of Cleveland with a lisp.
• German Tour Guide – Suspiciously in denial of German history between 1939 and 1945 stating: "nothing happened, everyone was on holiday". Knows one of the Hitler speeches by heart.
• Giant Chicken has a long and complicated fight scene with Peter in a cutaway in "Da Boom!" as a result of giving Peter a bad coupon. Although the original episode was a flashback sequence, the chicken returned for another lengthy fight scene in "Blind Ambition". Is apparently immortal.
• Greased Up Deaf Guy – first appeared as part of a company event "Catch the Greased Up Deaf Guy", and has since appeared in the first episode of season 4 claiming "I used to be a lawyer." He hints at his law career ending due to a coke addiction, and the credits for episode 2. Also in episode 2 of season 4, he was in the beginning when they did the Law & Order parody. He also seems to be giving Mort Goldman trouble at his pharmacy. In Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, he appears at the red carpet of the movie premiere, apparently now a folk legend and Ward of the State. He can speak well, but somewhat out of tone. He asks only that people not judge him, since he's just doing his thing.
• Gym Owner
• Invisible Bear – Fought Chris in a wrestling match in which Peter sold tickets to make money. ("Lethal Weapons") (The episode when the New York "Leafers" come.)
• Irish Constable – His vocabulary seems to consist only of "Awww, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute? Where's your Mommy?".
• The Other Deer – Another sentient deer who once offered to raise Chris as his son and show him the ways of the herd — before being shot by hunters mere seconds later. Possibly based on Bambi's father.(deceased)
• Pawtucket Mill Owner (Francis Griffin's former Boss)
• Job center guy – Suggests that Peter become a chef.
• JudgePresides of most, if not, all of the trials in Quahog, including those with the Griffins.
• The Quahog Pest Control Quahog's exterminator patrol. They once cleared out the Griffins' flea infestation, but did so with laser-guided semi-automatic guns and grenades, a totally unnecessary treatment for such small creatures. They act like a SWAT team and seem to be scared of fleas, since they backed away from a single flea with no ideas whatsoever. One member, Logan, had his family taken away by fire ants.
• Marriage guidance counselor
• Man with long arms - Appears in the episode "Stuck together-torn apart". Has very long arms. Tickled a midget in a tree (seemingly because an old woman told him to: "he's just helping that old woman tickle a midget in a tree"). He then tickles the midget and his wife when they jumped down a well.
• Scout Leader
• Medieval Fair knight coach - Peter's Jousting coach when peter loses his job due to Mr. Weeds death and his last wish for the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory to be torn down to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Lois tell him to follow his dream of becoming a medievil jouster. Voiced by R. Lee Ermey.
• Woman Peter hits at soccer game – Obese woman who makes herself up and sounds very much like a man. Because of this, Peter believed she was one and punched her for insulting Chris. She was pregnant at the time and went into labor immediately after, giving birth to a girl. Peter gave her a black eye, but while under house arrest he sent her a jack-in-the-box as a peace offering which just ended up giving her a second black eye after it popped out. Strangely enough, Peter has been the only person to mistake her for a man.
• Son of woman Peter hits at soccer game – Plays on the opposing team of Chris Griffin.
• Newborn baby of woman Peter hits at soccer game
• unknown names of 3 other pest control employees.
• unknown names of other Bumblescum inhabitants.
• Restaurant Waiter - Waiter who brings rolls to tables. He might be a serial killer.
• Smith - Albert Einstein steals Smith's theory of relativity from Smith while working in a patent office.
• The Giant Squid – A giant squid which the Griffins pretend does not exist. In one scene, the Giant Squid clears everything on the dinner table with a swipe from a tentacle, to which Lois and Peter reply "Uh... earthquake", "Yeah, a truck goin' by".
• Trees - Around Quahog are many trees with the ability to talk, usually through a knot in their trunk. The Candy Tree, a deadly variant native to Quahog, lures children in by growing what look to be large lollipops on its branches. When the children get close enough, they are eaten. This is a reference to the Kite-Eating Tree from Peanuts, which does the same thing to kites flown too close to it.
• Trevor - Competed on the bachelorette. Was not nervous when he met the bachlorette because when hes nervous he works out and he wasn't working out so he must not have been nervous. Close friends with Jesus.
• Vern and Johnny– A vaudeville duo who usually shows up in random places for no apparent reason. In one episode, it is given that the performer/singer's name is Vern, who (when something they say or do usually fails) always says to the pianist, "Play me off, Johnny!", which means that the pianist's name is Johnny. They appeared in the Quahog Talent Show with a dog performing tricks.

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Famous guest characters

Many famous names have made an appearance in Family Guy, some voiced by the actual person.

Guest characters include:

• Adolf Hitler – His extreme jealousy of a Jewish Bodybuilder caused his anti-semitism. Parodied as having his own talk show, Hitler! in a flashback that pondered what would happen if Death didn't exist. He also appears briefly in a scene showing him and Eva Braun and they repeatedly wimp out of committing suicide. However, when Peter fantasizes about being in hell, he sees Hitler there, so he definitely is dead. (deceased). In I Never Met the Dead Man, Hitler, while running a German food tent, annexes his Polish neighbor and looks threateningly at a Czech kiosk. In Untitled Griffin Family History, Peter states he is descended from Adolf Hitler's favorite brother.
• Albert Einstein – Apparently the only person who can sneak up on and attack God, seen when he steals Shrinky Dinks. Seeing him in heaven proves he's dead. He also stole his Theory of Relativity from "Smith" while working at the patent office. (deceased)
• Alfred Hitchcock - Shadow seen in a hotel window while the classic theme of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" plays while Peter and Lois are having an affair, due to her marriage to Brian.
• Alyssa Milano - Featured in original live-action footage watching an episode of Family Guy in which Peter makes a joke about her. She angrily turns and calls to her lawyer, who quickly replies, "I'm suing, I'm suing!"
• Apache Chief - Is seen helping Peter put up a satellite dish by using his trademark growth.
• Ashton Kutcher - Seen as a victim on Peter's version of Punk'd, Tomahawk'd, where he merely throws a tomahawk at him.
• Arthur Fonzarelli (the Fonz) – Seen by Peter during an Indian vision quest in the forest. Claims to have gotten herpes and gonorrhea from girls he met at Arnold's. Peter starts a religion that worships the Fonz in The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
• Benjamin Disraeli – A Prime Minister of Great Britain. When Lois says that all British men are charming, Peter replies, "That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli." The scene goes to a segue of Disraeli writing at a desk in a Victorian study. He looks up and says, "You don't even know who I am" then continues writing.
• Bill Clinton – Seen giving orders to the army completely naked, fondling Hillary Clinton when he believes the world is about to end and insulting a reporter while completely drunk.
• Bill Cosby – Appears in "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" (at approx. 20:50 into the episode) rambling on about something completely unrelated to the current topic. (Also appears in other episodes.)
• Bill Gates – Head of Microsoft and friend of Carter Pewterschmidt.
• Bing Crosby – Encourages beating children with a sack of Valencia oranges, then whips Peter with his own belt. (deceased)
• Bono - Appears in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story on a desert island with Peter and forbids him to eat food for the "starving children of the world." Either killed, or just very much unconscious after Peter throws a rock at his face after catching him eating the food. Peter eats all the food, presumably.
• Bowser Appears in a car running over Max the Plumber, Luigi the eBay Seller, and Peter.
• Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 – Appear in a recreation of the ending

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• Christina Aguilera - Used to be managed by Peter but he possibly quit because she was so physically disgusting to all five senses.
• Cobra Commander - President of the FCC. After a mishap at the Emmy awards, he makes the decision to censor television heavily, then hops into a Cobra Trubble Bubble and flies off.
• Cookie Monster – Appears to have a severe dependency on cookie dough and is seen recently seen free-basing in a women's restroom after rehab; Referred to the people at his rehab clinic as Nazis.
• David Bowie - Appears in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. When seen by Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa he replies "Just you shut your mouth." (This is a line from Bowie's song, "China Girl".) She then proceeds to hump his leg and speak in a stereotypical Asian manner calling him Ziggy Stardust and begging to make him Fishbowl Soup, Fishbowl!!.
• David Hyde Pierce - Accidentally exposed his testicles at the Emmy awards.
• Dean Koontz – Is struck by Brian driving a car. Brian asks him if he's Stephen King, and when Koontz responds with a negative, Brian drives over him repeatedly.
• Dennis Miller – Seen during the opening of "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?". (Miller: "I don't want to go on a rant here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. When a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate." Peter: "What the hell does 'rant' mean?")
• Dick Cheney – Appears on Capitol Hill when Peter encourages Congress to declare war on Iraq "because anyone who doesn't go to war is gay." Cheney claims to be "the first one who wanted to go to war." He also shoots Peter "accidentally" while hunting on another episode.
• ED-209 - Appears as "Hall Monitor Robot", purchased by Peter during his tenure as School Board President. It is implied that the robot kills Mr. Fargus in a parody of an infamous scene from the movie RoboCop.
• Endo - Character from Lethal Weapon who shocks Chris when he fails to list the four women of Sex and the City.
• Ernest Hemingway - Seen in heaven with Brian, Kurt Cobain and Vincent Van Gogh. (deceased)
• Ernie & Bert (Sesame Street) – Apparently living together in a run-down apartment. Bert, a police officer, is a drunk and sleeps naked in the same bed with Ernie, who is uncomfortable with Bert's drinking and shouting.
• Emperor Palpatine – Encourages Cleveland to kill Quagmire before Lois knocks him over, claiming that he's not helping the situation.
• Frank Sinatra, Jr. - Encourages Brian to live life to the fullest and, with Stewie, they form the new Rat Pack.
• Gene Shalit - Peter describes him as dreadful. In another episode, Peter transforms into him, playing a practical joke. He has also been known to mug Peter.
• George W. Bush – Shows up in 1981 for the Vietnam War, only to find out the war ended. Was found hiding in his treehouse by Brian following Hurricane Katrina, but refused to come down and begged Brian not to make him "do stuff." Previously had Peter, wearing a clown nose, perform for him.
• The Great Gazoo – Calls Peter a "dumb-dumb" in "Wasted Talent". [reference to the Flintstones]
• Helen Keller – Seen playing a very tedious game of Marco Polo with Stewie.
• Homer Simpson – Run over by Stewie on his tricycle in the Griffin's garage.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt – Was once an Inuit boy and was also Mort Goldman's niece. Went on a date with Peter.
• James Carville – Hired by Glenn Quagmire to do damage control on Peter's Porn Magazine Scandal as School Board President.
• Jackie Chan – Peter refers to him as the "foreign guy". While the Griffin family is on the lamb (due to Lois' shoplifting spree) Peter says "Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan" every time he sees an Asian person in Asiantown. Eventually one person who really is Jackie Chan thanks Peter for recognizing him. And then points at Peter and Chris in turn, exclaiming "Oh my God, you're Ethan Hawke!" before mistaking Meg for "Malcolm in Middle!" Not long after that when Peter signed up for Sumo-Wrestling, he mistook his opponent for being Jackie Chan after gaining a lot of weight.
• Jackie Gleason - Had an affair with Barbara Pewterschmidt. In a flashback we see Lois' brother, Patrick, walk in on them in a compromising position, and Gleason tells him to beat it. As the view remains on the look of horror on Patrick's face, we hear Gleason yell "Pow! Right in the kisser!" as if to imply that Barbara was performing oral sex on him. also portrayed in a flashback sequence as Ralph Kramden, where we see him follow through on his threats of beating Alice.
• James Woods - Seen in the episode "Peter's Got Woods". He becomes Peter's best friend for some of the episode. Being a native of Rhode Island, several places around Quahog are named after him, notably "James Woods Regional High School", and the local forest "James Woods".
• Jay Leno - Referenced by Tom Brady in the episode Patriot Games, when Peter calls Tom Brady for a football game. Jay Leno later calls, asking Brady what he wants to be buried in. He then appears at the Patriots versus Sillynannies game, throwing a knife at Tom Brady's neck, laughing, then running off.
• Jenna Jameson-Starring in one of Brian's porn films. Was later kidnapped by Peter and flown back to Rhode Island while tied and gagged.
• John Williams-Musician. Was nominated for a Woody Award for best music in a porno at the AVN.
• Joan Cusack - seen in "Blind Ambition" when Peter falls off a roof top landing on Joan Cusack. When she doesn't wake up, Peter stuffs her in a nearby mailbox.
• Joe Pesci - Apparently Loca's father's cousin. He will say any word in a funny voice if you give him a nickel.
• Judd Hirsch – Seen building weapons for the Keebler Elves, which they use against the Rice Krispy Elves (killing Snap).
• Julie Andrews - Parodied for the opening scene from "The sound of music" after Stewie runs her over with his tricycle.
• Kate Moss – Chris' paper-thin date at the art show who was completely at the whims of passing breezes and cracks in the floor. Chris thinks he's seeing the The Matrix, a spoof on Matrix star Carrie-Anne Moss, who shares a last name with Kate.
• KISS – Peter's favorite band, and at one time, Lois dated Gene Simmons. They also appeared in the Christmas movie KISS Saves Santa, a parody of KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park.
• Kermit the Frog- In the episode Deep Throats, Brian went to meet an informant with stewie. The informant wished to keep his identity a secret, and stayed in the shadows. After giving Brian and Stewie the information "West has been staying away from home for 3 nights." Brian squints and says, " Kermit the Frog? " Kermit runs to an elevator screaming, with hands in the air " Somebody talked! "
• Kool-Aid Man – Appeared in the episode "Death Has A Shadow" when Peter was sentenced to 24 months in prison. Also appears as Drew Barrymore's boyfriend on the red carpet in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
• Kobe Bryant – shown being interrogated by two police men and easily distracting them by spinning a basketball on his finger tips.
• Kurt Cobain - shown telling an audience to "say no to drugs", if he quit. In the movie, he is seen in heaven with Brian, Ernest Hemingway, and Vincent Van Gogh. He says he committed suicide because he hated the idea of his music becoming part of some bland corporate mechanism. (deceased)
• Latoya Jackson – Filled in for Jesse Jackson when he couldn't show up for an opening prayer for the peace meeting between Quahog and Petoria. Her words for the prayer were the following: "Rubba dub, dub, thanks for the grub, yay God."
• Lindsay Lohan – Did a naked crabwalk in The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
• Lou Gehrig - Accidentally spilled a bottle of liquid on his legs leaving him with Lou Gehrig's disease in an attempt to take over the world
• Marcie – The very same Marcie Johnson of Peanuts fame, she is portrayed as Peppermint Patty's life partner and both are portrayed as older (perhaps in early thirties) than their comic forms.
• Margot Kidder – Appears in a flashback where she is at the Griffin's for dinner, has a psychotic episode, and jumps out the window. She returns briefly near the end of the episode, claiming she forgot her purse.
• Martha Stewart – Hired by the cigarette company to clean the Griffin house when Peter is made President. When the family leaves to go to Washington, she shows signs of relief and farts.
• Mel Gibson – Appeared in the episode "North by North Quahog", which parodied the Alfred Hitchcock classic North by Northwest. Peter points in the direction of where Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ 2" film is located atop Mount Rushmore. Gibson follows Peter's direction and steps off Mount Rushmore. Peter claims afterwards that "Christians don't believe in gravity." (deceased)
• Michael Eisner – Head of the Disney Corporation and friend of Carter Pewterschmidt. Peter pushes him in the water and Michael is eaten by crocodiles in a parody of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. (deceased)
• Michael Jackson - A boy, attending the Captain EO show at Disney World, remarks how Michael is so real. Michael then comes off stage, grabs the boy and runs off.
• Michael Moore – Competed with Peter in a farting competition in a bathroom-stall take on Dueling Banjos.
• Nikita Kruschev – Appeared saying "Did someone say Kruschev?" and danced in the TV-show called "the Communists".
• The Noid- Appeared in Deep Throats, was mentioned by Adam West, telling Meg to watch out for the Noid, because he was trying to ruin his pizza's freshness. Later when the noid appears West kills him in a graphic fight sequence, takes a bite of his pizza and remarks "Prehaps it is the noid who should have avoided me."
• Optimus Prime – Featured as Jewish.
• Osama Bin Laden - Fails to film his movie of threat against America at the beginning of one episode.
• Patrick Duffy - Featured in original live-action footage at the end of "Da Boom" to explain away the entire episode as a bad dream. The clip is clearly a spoof on the Dallas tenth season premiere episode "Return to Camelot" in which Bobby emerged from the shower and viewers learned that the entire ninth season of the show had been a dream.
• Paula Abdul - One of a handful of people to appear on the show in live-action footage (of her video "Opposites Attract" in the episode "The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz").
• Peppermint Patty – An old friend and former love interest of Peter's. She is apparently a Marcie Johnson's life partner. They're seen as adults in Stuck Together, Torn Apart.
• Peter Frampton – Played "Baby I Love Your Way" as a favor to Peter on Peter and Lois' anniversary.
• Randy Newman - Seen at one of the few houses to survive the Nuclear Holocaust following New Year's Eve, 1999, (also known as Y2K) in "Da Boom", he made a song about everything he saw: from the Griffin's eating the unlimited apple supply available to them, to the family walking away in disgust and taking their chances in the post-Apocalyptic Northeast, just so they could rid of him and his annoying songs (Peter threw an apple at his head as they left to shut him up).
• Randy Savage - Played the wrestler when Peter taught Cleveland to be macho, said "I must be in Quahog, because I see a bunch of hicks".
• Regis Philbin - Appeared briefly in the episode "Petoria" in a spoof of MC Hammer's U Can't Touch This.
• The Rock - Used to hang out with Stewie. Questioned by the announcer of his heritage
• Rod Serling - Seen in the episode "Love Thy Trophy" where he is attacked by Peter and the neighbors in accusation of stealing their trophy. Later, he is slammed in the back of the head by Brian with a shovel. In both appearances, he is seen doing a spoof of his narration of the Twilight Zone episode "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street", complete with a black and white background. (deceased)
• Ron Jeremy-Presenting the best music at the AVN. Voiced by Ron Jeremy himself.
• Roy L. "Rocky" Dennis – In a spoof of the 1985 film Mask, Diana Adams asks Rocky why his face has a pelvis.
• Samuel L. Jackson-Starring opposite of Jenna Jameson in one of Brian's porn films.
• Susan Sarandon - Featured at the beginning of "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" in a movie trailer spoof with Vince Vaughn mocking their naturally drooping eyelids.
• Slobodan Milošević, Saddam Hussein, Muammar al-Qaddafi, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il– Attended Peter's barbecue to lend their support after Peter declared his house to be the independent country of "Petoria" and annexed his neighbor's pool renaming it "Joe-hio".
• Soundwave (Transformers) - Featured as a Christian who works at the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery.
• Spider-Man – Uses his webs to save Peter from a fatal fall, claiming that "everybody gets one."
• Stephen Hawking – He is hired by the butler to do Chris' homework, and appears during the "This house is freakin sweet" song and dance number when the Griffins inherit Aunt Margarite's Cherywood mansion in the episode "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater."
• Stephen King – Suggests a novel featuring a lamp monster, as if to suggest his creativity has dried up.
• Steve Allen – Seen in "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" when Stewie briefly dies and goes to hell. Damned to watch Who's the Boss? for eternity.
• Steven Seagal – Seen on T.V. beating up seals in a parody of his films.
• Superman – Seen briefly when Peter believes that he's going to hell. Explains that he's in hell because he killed a hooker after she made a crack about him being "faster than a speeding bullet." In a later episode, Peter also recalls a time when he lived with Superman and the Justice League. Pulls the "S" off of his chest to throw it at villains in a highly ineffective attack. Also seen in "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" flying by in Wonder Woman's invisible plane while she was in the lavatory.
• Ted Danson and Mary Steenbergen - Once, Peter met them. Ted appeared with an odd-shaped head, which he used as an umbrella for Mary, because she forgot hers. Unfortunately, his strange head prevents him from sleeping with her.
• Ted Turner – Head of Turner Broadcasting, plays poker with Carter Pewterschmidt, despite no one liking him. Impregnated Carter's greyhound Seabreeze, implying that he is a zoophile.
• Thundercats – Seen in "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" as Stewie remembers watching "Living Together". Lion-O, Cheetara and Snarf are in Cats' Lair, as Lion-O uses the Sword of Omens to watch Cheetara in the washroom urinating. Lion-O and Cheetara are voiced by the real actors from Thundercats. (Larry Kenney as "Lion-O" and Lynne Lipton as "Cheetara")
• Tom Brady - A quarterback from the National Football League's New England Patriots, who lets Peter play for the Patriots.
• Tony Robbins - Famed motivational speaker, shown swallowing Peter whole.
• The Trix Rabbit – Seen in an Asian Trix commercial. When the children state, "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids," he remarks, "You share!", kills them with martial arts-style attacks, and runs away with the cereal. In the DVD commentary for this episode, Seth MacFarlane says he believes that this is every child's fantasy and voices his disdain for the children that would always take the rabbit's cereal. Also caught by Peter in the episode "Da Boom", accusing him of "trying to take Easter away from Jesus".
• United States Supreme Court Justices – The Justices tell David Souter if he wants to be a Supreme Court Justice he must pick up a cherry with his buttocks and drop it in a mug of beer after traveling through an obstacle course. The only person who has a speaking line in the entire cut-away is Sandra Day O'Connor.
• Victoria Principal - Featured in original live-action footage at the end of "Da Boom."
• Vincent Van Gogh - It is revealed that he apparently cut off his ear as a gift for his girlfriend, but when she says it'll be a funny story to tell their children, he reveals that he has cut off his penis as well. Later seen in heaven with Brian, Ernest Hemingway and Kurt Cobain. (deceased)
• Vince Vaughn - Featured at the beginning of "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" in a movie trailer spoof with Susan Sarandon mocking their naturally drooping eyelids.
• Wonder Woman – appeared when Peter recalled playing strip poker with the Super Friends. She loses a hand to Peter and has to take her wonder bra off (and while the rest of the Super Friends stare at her, Robin is staring at Peter). Also seen in "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" where Superman flys by her invisible plane while she was in the lavatory.
• William Shatner – Formed a brief friendship with Peter before being run over and presumably killed by Meg. Later reappeared in a crowd, non-speaking. Often parodied in other episodes sporting a distinctive acting style similar to that of Captain Kirk, speaking as if "Every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence." Seen performing the opening monologue from Fiddler on the Roof in the style from his musical career and ending with a scream of "Khan! Khan!", spoofing his scream from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
• Wilford Brimley - Wilford Brimley is on a commercial viewed by the Griffins, he explains how tedious diabetes is and claims that he struck his wife after he ran out of Vanilla Ice Cream, only to later find that his wife has been dead for six years.
• Will Ferrell – After watching a particularly unfunny joke in Bewitched, Stewie travels to Will Ferrell's house in Hollywood to punch him in the face. (Incidentally, Will Ferrell provided his voice in Family Guy before.)
• The Wonder Twins – Peter recalls that he was once a Wonder Twin. In the scene, he assumes the shape of Jayna's tampon, jumps into her purse, and plays "the waiting game."

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See also

• List of Family Guy episodes