The fictional series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket (i.e. Daniel Handler) is teeming with secrets, and many of these secrets exist in peoples' names. This article discusses the names and initials of various characters. For the most famous of Snicket's initials, see V.F.D. Shortcut: WP:CU Marking articles for cleanup This page is undergoing a transition to an easier-to-maintain format. ... This Manual of Style has the simple purpose of making things easy to read by following a consistent format — it is a style guide. ... An illustration of Klaus (left), Violet (top) and Sunny (right), the Baudelaire siblings, who are the three main characters A Series of Unfortunate Events is a childrens book series, written by Daniel Handler under the pseudonym of Lemony Snicket, and illustrated by Brett Helquist. ... Lemony Snicket is a pseudonym used by author Daniel Handler his childrens book series A Series of Unfortunate Events, as well as a character in that series. ... For related terms, see VFD. The V.F.D. Insignia In the childrens books series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, the initials V.F.D. represent, among other things, a mysterious organization. ...

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Initials

The J.S. initials were introduced in The Penultimate Peril, along with K.S. and L.S. << The Grim Grotto | The End >> The Penultimate Peril is the twelfth novel in the book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Daniel Handler under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket. ...

J. S. can stand for:

• Jerome Squalor, Esmé Squalor's husband.
• Justice Strauss, a member of the High Court.
• Jacques Snicket, Lemony Snicket's brother.
• Jerome D. Salinger, the real author of the story For Esmé — With Love and Squalor.
• Julio Sham, also called (variously) Captain Sham, Captain S., Julio, and just plain J., which was one of Olaf's disguises.
• Jacob Snicket, Lemony's father.
• John Godfrey Saxe
• Possibly Josephine Anwhistle. Her maiden name may have started with S.
• Jonah and Sadie Bellemy.

L. S. can stand for: Jerome Squalor is a fictional character from the book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor is a fictional character from the highly popular A Series of Unfortunate Events book series by Lemony Snicket. ... Justice Strauss is a fictional character from the highly popular A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... Jacques Snicket is a fictional character from A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... Jerome David Salinger (b. ... Count Olaf is the main villain from Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events series. ... Josephine Anwhistle is the distant aunt of the Baudelaire orphans. ...

• Lemony Snicket.
• Lucky Smells Lumbermill.
• Beatrice Letters; this is attested to at the end of The Beatrice Letters.

Some other L. S. possibilities include: Lucky Smells Lumbermill is a fictional sawmill in the series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... The Beatrice Letters is a book by Lemony Snicket. ...

• The Little Snicket Lad, a fictional folk song (In AA said to be naval hymn - Row, Row, Row your boat).
• Little Sebald Lad — a character from the fictional plays The World is Quiet Here, by Linda Rhaldeen, and One Last Warning to Those Who Try to Stand in My Way, by Al Funcoot.
• latch string, from, "Our latch string is hanging out for true friends old and new..."
• The Littlest Elf

Another suggestion has been the initials C.S., although these have not been verified to have any importance: Gustav Sebald (usually known as Dr. Sebald) is a fictional film director and former assistant to Uncle Monty in Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events. ...

• Carmelita Spats
• Café Salmonella, a café that appears in several of the novels.
• Charles Snicket, Lemony Snicket's paternal grandfather.
• Surprising Chicken Salad.
• Captain Sham.

Carmelita Spats is a fictional character in Lemony Snickets series of the childrens novels, A Series of Unfortunate Events. ... The Café Salmonella is a theme restaurant mentioned throughout A Series of Unfortunate Events with the theme of salmon. ...

Names

Baudelaire

Charles Baudelaire.

Charles Pierre Baudelaire was a 19th century French poet known for his macabre style — something also quite apparent in Lemony Snicket's writings.

• Violet Baudelaire

Violet Baudelaire is possibly named after the lawyer in the von Bülow case or perhaps, Violet Beauregarde from the Roald Dahl novel Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

• Klaus Baudelaire

Klaus Baudelaire is named after Claus von Bülow.

• Sunny Baudelaire

Von Bülow's wife, Martha, was called Sunny.

• Bertrand Baudelaire (the children's father).
• Beatrice Baudelaire (the children's mother, Lemony Snicket's former love).

Bice "Beatrice" Portinari was Dantë's inspiration and "true" love, whom he met when he was 9 and she was 8. However, she married another man and died three years later. This is probably the basis for the elder Beatrice Baudelaire (who Snicket met when he was 11 and she was 10; he fell in love wih her, but she married another man (Bertrand Baudelaire) and died seemingly soon after).

• [[Beatrice (A Series of Unfortunate Events)|Beatrice Snicket(Denouement orCount Olaf)¹]] (Kit Snicket's daughter, of whom the Baudelaire orphans are the guardians)

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Quagmire

A quagmire.

A quagmire is a swamp. However, this word is often applied to difficult situations with little hope of escape (and thus very nicely fits the Quagmires themselves on several occasions).

• Duncan Quagmire
• Isadora Quagmire

Isadora Duncan is known as the mother of modern dance. Why the first two Quagmires would be named for her seems a mystery, and yet the correlation between their names is unmistakeable. She was known for her scandalous love affairs later in life and finally died when her trademark "trailing scarf" got caught in the wheel of a passing automobile that was driven by her good friend, Ivan Falchetto.

• Quigley Quagmire
• Mr. Quagmire (the children's father).
• Mrs. Quagmire (the children's mother).

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Snicket

A snicket.

A snicket is a narrow alley between houses, like the narrow alley described near Count Olaf's house. Daniel Handler said he created the name when he was asked to give a name while on the phone, and in order to withhold his identity, he quickly blurted out Lemony Snicket. The surname "Snicket" is presumably meant to be of Ashkenazic or Yiddish origin.

• Lemony Snicket
• Kit Snicket
• Jacques Snicket
• Jacob Snicket (the siblings' father).
• Mrs. Snicket (the siblings' mother).
• Charles "Chas." Snicket (their grandfather). [Could this be Charles that works with Sir at the Lucky Smells Lumbermill in the Miserable Mill? Was Charles nice to the Baudelaires because he knew their parents?]

Interestingly, all the names of the Snickets follow the alphabet, with the exception of Jacob, who apparently had another name by which his long time bridge partner addressed him, presumably beginning with an E. Thus, the Snicket Genealogy goes as follows: Image File history File links Download high resolution version (1536x2048, 1315 KB) A gate to an alley in Annapolis, Maryland Taken 8/2004 by User:Rdsmith4 A gate to an alley in Annapolis, Maryland Taken 8/2004 by Dan Smith File links The following pages link to this file: Alley... Image File history File links Download high resolution version (1536x2048, 1315 KB) A gate to an alley in Annapolis, Maryland Taken 8/2004 by User:Rdsmith4 A gate to an alley in Annapolis, Maryland Taken 8/2004 by Dan Smith File links The following pages link to this file: Alley... An Alley in Melbourne A gate to an alley in Annapolis, Maryland An alley or alleyway is a narrow, pedestrian lane found in urban areas which usually run between or behind buildings. ... Many businesses appear in the childrens book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... The Ashkenazi Hebrew language is a descendant of Biblical Hebrew favored for liturgical use by Ashkenazi Jewish practice. ... Yiddish (Yid. ... Lemony Snicket is a pseudonym used by author Daniel Handler his childrens book series A Series of Unfortunate Events, as well as a character in that series. ... Kit Snicket is a fictional character in a book series by by Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events. ... Jacques Snicket is a fictional character from A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ...

A certain Snicket was the father of A. Snicket, B. Snicket, and Charles "Chas." Snicket. Charles' children were D. Snicket, E. "Jacob" Snicket, and F. Snicket. D. Snicket's children were G. (Gregor Anwhistle?), H. (Hector or Hal?), and I. (Isaac "Ike" Anwhistle?)(Would make sense since it is thought that Hector was a brother of Ike and Gregor,and on the family tree in the Unauthorized Autobiography, G., H., and I., are are all on one branch; however, this would make Ike related to Lemony, and therefore Lemony would be courting family when he nearly marries Beatrice); Jacob's children were Jacques, Kit, and Lemony; F. Snicket's children were M. (Dr. Montgomery?), N.(Nero?), and O. (Olaf or Olivia?).

If the "I" is Ike Anwhistle, and Ike was the Baudelaires' second cousin once removed, then Lemony Snicket must be the second cousin once removed of the Baudelaires. Also, if Ike is the Baudelaires' second cousin once removed, then A. Snicket and/or B. Snicket must've had kids. Another interesting proposal: could 'E' 'F' and 'D' be Ernest, Frank, and Dewey Denouement? Of course that could be a bit strange since Dewey is possibly the father of Kit's baby. It is yet to be revealed. This is a list of minor characters from A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... Hector is a fictional character from the book series, A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... Hal is a fictional character who first appears in the eighth novel, The Hostile Hospital, of the book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ... This is a list of minor characters from A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ...

However the tree may not be a family tree at all but a way to the VFD hierarchy.

Denouement

Freytag's pyramid.

A dénouement is the point of a story directly preceding the end according to Gustav Freytag and his pyramid; thus that the Hotel Denouement appears in the penultimate novel is appropriate.

• Dewey Denouement

His name correlates to his fascination with the Dewey Decimal System. After all, his favorite section of the library contains books about the Dewey Decimal System and libraries(020).

• Frank Denouement
• Ernest Denouement

Frank and Ernest's names are just another of use the age-old trick of these names — they both mean sincerity or candidity. Neither of the three brothers are candid (that is, unbiased), since they all have an agenda for either the villains or the volunteers. However, they are described frequently as being "unfathomable." So they are, in a sense, undecipherable and with a semblance of candidity. Also, Frank and Ernest is a comic strip by Bob Thaves.

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Widdershins

Widdershins or withershins is another word (a Scottish word) for counter-clockwise that is almost always associated with bad luck.

• Captain Widdershins

This page is a candidate to be copied to Wiktionary. ... Captain Widdershins just says Aye!, when ending a word or a sentece. ...

Squalor

The cover of Nine Stories.

Squalor is a word which here — and everywhere else — means sordid filth.

• Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor

Esmé's name comes from the story For Esmé — With Love and Squalor by J. D. Salinger, one of the nine stories in his collection known as Nine Stories.

• Jerome Squalor

Jerome's name comes from J. D. Salinger's first name, Jerome.

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Poe

Edgar Allan Poe.

Edgar Allan Poe was a famous American poet and author. He wrote a famous poem called The Bells, upon which Daniel Handler seems to have based the Sebald Code. The name "Poe" is an English surname derived from Old Norse pá or Old English pāwa, "peacock", from Latin pāvō.

• Arthur Poe

The banker in charge of the Baudelaire orphans' affairs.

• Eleanora Poe

Arthur's sister and the editor of The Daily Punctilio; she was locked in a basement by Geraldine Julienne.

• Polly Poe

Arthur's wife.

• Edgar Poe

Arthur and Polly's first son, probably named for Edgar Allan Poe.

• Albert Poe

Arthur and Polly's second son, presumably named after Edgar Allan Poe's middle name.

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Anwhistle

Ike Anwhistle could whistle Beethoven's 4th Quartet with crackers in his mouth, meaning that he was a gentleman who could proudly say, "I can whistle," (i.e., Ike Anwhistle). The surname Anwhistle is from Old English henn, "water hen" (from Germanic hanenī) + twisla, a confluence in a river (related to Germanic *twisnaz, "double").

• Josephine Anwhistle

The Baudelaire's third guardian.

• Isaac "Ike" Anwhistle

Josephine's husband.

• Gregor Anwhistle

Owner of Anwhistle Aquatics and Ike's brother.

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Sebald

The name "Sebald" comes from Old High German sigobald, "bold victory", from sigu, "victory (from Germanic *sigiz) + bald, "bold" (from Germanic *balthaz).

• Gustav Sebald

Uncle Monty's previous assistant and the director of the following films:

1. Ghosts in the Desert
2. Goblins in the Garden
3. Mummies in the Jungle
4. Lions in the Mountains
5. Vampires in the Retirement Community
6. Leeches in the Lake
7. Werewolves in the Rain
8. Surgeons in the Theater
9. Gorillas in the Fog
10. Bats in the Train Station
11. Ants in the Fruit Salad
12. Zombies in the Snow
13. Hypnotists in the Office
14. Bigfoot in the Mall
15. Alligators in the Sewer
16. Realtors in the Cave
17. The Littlest Elf
18. et cetera...

• Sally Sebald

Gustav's sister, executrix of her brother's estate.

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Montgomery

Possibly in honor of Monty Python, since Uncle Monty is a herpetologist, and would therefore study pythons. The name Montgomery is French for "Gomery's Mountain", from Old High German Gumorich, "rich man", from gumo, "man" (from Germanic *gumōn) + rīchi, "rich, powerful" (from Germanic *rīkja).

• Montgomery "Monty" Montgomery
• [?] Montgomery

Monty's sister; she is married to a cousin of Bertrand Baudelaire.

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Anagrams

• Both the younger and older Beatrice Baudelaire are described as baticeers (bat trainers) for the V.F.D.; "baticeer" is an anagram for Beatrice.
• My Silence Knot (a melodrama by Beatrice Baudelaire) is an anagram of Lemony Snicket.
• In The Beatrice Letters, the following letters appear: E (as a map), E (as Esmé Squalor's initial), N (as a diagram of a mountain), S (as a Lachrymose Leech), I (as a hairpin), K (as Kit Snicket's initial), R (as R, the Duchess of Winnipeg), A (as a grade on a paper), C (as a lock of hair), T (as a drilling device), A (as a secret message to the elder Beatrice), B (as the elder Beatrice's initial). These letters can spell Beatrice Sank, Snicket, a Brae ("a brae" presumably refers to "a brae man", one of the characters in My Silence Knot. It may also refer to the Brae in The End), and "Keats", who is a poet known for his sonnets (it should be noted that sonnets play an important part in The Beatrice Letters).

The following names are those of the patients in Heimlich Hospital during The Hostile Hospital. Some of them have other appearances as well. Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor is a fictional character from the highly popular A Series of Unfortunate Events book series by Lemony Snicket. ... Lachrymose Leechs are extremly dangerous(but fictional) animals from A Series of Unfortunate Events. ... Kit Snicket is a fictional character in a book series by by Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events. ... << The Vile Village | The Carnivorous Carnival >> The Hostile Hospital is the eighth novel in the book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ...

• Lisa N. Lootnday — an anagram of Alison Donalty, the cover-designer.
• Albert E. deViloeia — an anagram of Violet Baudelaire; it seems likely that this was just made in order to mislead.
• Linda Rhaldeen — an anagram of Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket's real name.

Author of the play The World Is Quiet Here.

• Ada O. Übervillet — an anagram of Volt Baudelaire; more misleading clues.
• Ed Valiantbrue — an anagram of V. N. T. Baudelaire; this is also misleading.
• Laura V. Bleediotie — an anagram of Violet Baudelaire

Count Olaf disguised Violet under this name while in Heimlich Hospital.* Monty Kensicle — an anagram of Lemony Snicket.

Author of The Littlest Elf.

• Ned H. Rirger — an anagram of red herring.

Has had a V.F.D. theater named in his honor (the Ned H. Rirger Theater).

• Eriq Bluthetts — an anagram of Brett Helquist.
• Ruth Dërcroump — an anagram of Rupert Murdoch.
• Al Brisnow — an anagram of Lisa Brown, Handler's wife.
• Carrie E. Abelabudite — an anagram of Beatrice Baudelaire.

All the following names are anagrams that are not the names of patients. (Though, it's hard to imagine all these people as patients in Heimlich Hospital) Alison Donalty is the cover designer for the renowned black-humored childrens books A Series of Unfortunate Events. ... Daniel Handler (born February 28, 1970 in San Francisco), is a Jewish American author, screenwriter, and accordionist. ... Link titleBold text--82. ... Rupert Keith Murdoch AC, KCSG, (born in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia on 11 March 1931) is an Australian-American global media executive and is the top shareholder, chairman and managing director of News Corporation, based in New York City. ... Lisa Brown (born August 2, 1954) is an American actress, born in Kansas City, Missouri. ... Beatrice is the name of a mysterious character in the childrens book series, A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. ...

• Al Funcoot — an anagram of Count Olaf.

Author of plays such as The Most Handsome Man in the World, or Why, I Believe I've Become Even More Handsome!, or even One Last Warning to Those Who Try to Stand in My Way, and of course The Marvelous Marriage (all starring Count Olaf).

• Shirley T. Sinoit-Pécer — "T. Sinoit-Pécer" is receptionist spelled backward.

Shirley is Count Olaf's receptionist disguise when he hides in Paltryville. Under this same guise Olaf had previously won the Brooks-Gish Award for best actress, presumably in a play by Al Funcoot.

• Mr. Flacutono — an anagram of Count Olaf

Mr. Flacutono (that is, the bald man with a long nose) is first used as Foreman Flacutono in The Miserable Mill. He later appears as Dr. Flacutono in The Hostile Hospital.

• Dr. O. Lucafont — an anagram of Count Olaf.

Dr. Lucafont (that is, Fernald the hook-handed man) is first used in The Reptile Room, where Fernald diagnoses Uncle Monty's wound as a snake bite. The name is again used in the Operating Theater, in Book the Eighth.

• Tocuna and Flo — anagrams of Count Olaf.

Nurses Tocuna and Flo (the two white-faced women) are used in The Hostile Hospital both by the white-faced women and by Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire.

• Loney M. Setnick — an anagram of Lemony Snicket.

Author of The Luckiest Kids in the World: The Pony Party! (HarperCollinsPublishers, 2002); she spends her free time as a volunteer teaching children to skip.

• Beth Quiltrest — an anagram of Brett Helquist.

The illustrator of The Pony Party!; she apparently writhes with joy when she illustrates for the beatificated series.

• Tony "Mommy" Eggmonteror — an anagram of Montgomery Montgomery.

Author of The Mamba du Mal: A Snake That Will Never Kill Me (Venom Feels Delightful Press).

• Lena Pukalie — an anagram of Pauline Kael, a real film critic.

Author of I Lost Something at the Movies (Voracious Film Discussions Press).