Peel Hall is in an area of Wythenshawe twinned with Gaza. The north part of the area is a housing estate which is very close to the centre of Wythenshawe, the south part is mainly residential. Locals have referred the area as "the posh part of Wythenshawe". Wythenshawe Hall Wythenshawe is a housing estate to the south of Manchester. ...

The area also has one of the oldest Stone structures in the North West. This is the stone bridge which originally connected a farm to its farmland via a moat. It is widely known that the hard working people of the Peel Estate capture any scrotes that we find breaking into our cars or houses and we cut of their genitalia with a blunt knife.

Peel Hall is presided over by the most honourable Lord D.E. Whittle OBE CBE CSE FOB GLS BOGOF who rules with an iron fist, hence why Peel Hall has the lowest crime figures in Peel Hall. Scrotes, Scroungers, doleites, Travelling Salesmen, Eco-warriors, feminists and paedophiles are revilled in Pell Hall but recently the policy on Asylum Seekers and economic migrants has been relaxed, especially if they are well fit.

All the residents of Peel Hall spend their evenings discussing the days events over the garden wall over a bottle or two of Brandy, always remembering to spill at bit on the ground (or decking, Ground Force is very popular) for their dead homies.

That traditional dish of the Peel Hall area is the Kebab, these are harvested by organised raiding parties into the next village Heald Green, lead by lord Whittle in his Chariot, well its not a chariot, but it is ex motability.

The traditional dress favoured by the Peel Hall male, is a t shirt bearing a slogan of some sort, possibly the letters MUFC (not sure what this means) and some bagy jogging pantaloons in the style of the rap artiste MC Hammer, they differ slightly in the MC Hammer never wore stained pants in public but in Peel Hall the stains seem to be a badge of rank, the pants are colliquially known as Smeg Pants due to the tendency for them to be worn without underwear. Also it has been known for a fair ammount of bum cleavage to be shown when wearing these pants, up to 13 inches in some cases, thats why the Irish term Craic as in 'Here for the Craic' is best not used in Peel Hall.

To finish the ensemble a pair of the whitest trainers is standard, Nike, Adidas or Reebok, no Tesco Jobs.

All in all a fine place.