Psycho Dad was a fictional show-within-a-show on the long-running sitcom Married... with Children. The show was constantly changing opening theme lyrics until it was cancelled by Marcy D'Arcy and her women's group in season 9 of Married... with Children. It once had the added disclaimer, "Now with less violence but more kinky sex and nudity for a saner America." Married… with Children was a long-running American sitcom about a dysfunctional family living in Chicago. ...

Theme Lyrics

Psycho Dad had 5 different themes, including a special version written for Christmas.

Here are the different versions:

Episode 501-Al...With Kelly

Who's that riding into the sun

Who's the man with the itchy gun

Who's the man who kills for fun

Psy-cho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!

He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.

Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

Episode 621-Teacher Pets

A little touched or so we're told

Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.

Might as well, she was gettin' old.

Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.

Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!

Episode 813-The Worst Noel

Who's that riding in the sleigh.

Who's that firing along the way.

Who's got the most popped on Christmas day?

Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

Episode 823-Kelly Knows Something

Who is the tall, dark stranger there.

The one with the gun and the icy stare.

The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair.

Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.

(Told?)Janet Reno / Shot a rhino (?) to eat it raw, Psycho Dad!

Then again in episode 823,

Who's that ridin' across the plain.

Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.

Who is the man who's plum insane!

Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

Parody (Sung By Marcy to Al)

Who's the guy whose show is done?

Whose TV hero's on the run?

Who'll be watching VH1?

Loser Al, Loser Al, Loser Al.

Psycho Mom

Psycho Mom was a show that was featured only once on the show, it subsequently became Peggy's favourite show and then was replaced by 'The New Adventures of Psycho Dad'.

Psycho Mom Theme Song

Who's the gal who needs no man?

Killed him dead with the frying pan.

Did it 'cause he missed the can.

Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom!