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The Brain River is so named because it is the largest nesting ground in known existence for wild brains. They often are seen on the shores of the river in and around the town of Braintree feeding, mating, and calculating difficult logic problems.
The Brain river flows for a gazillion miles, or around the world approximately a billion times. While excellent for brains, the water is poisonous for humans to drink, and therefore anyone who does so will die.
Creating an algorithm to mimic a biological brain is extremely difficult because the brain is not a static arrangement of circuits, but a network of vastly interconnected neurons that are constantly changing their connectivity and sensitivity.
The brain is suspended in cerebrospinal fluid, which circulates between layers of the meninges and through cavities in the brain called ventricles.
Hippocrates believed the brain to be the seat of intelligence, but Aristotle held that the brain was a cooling mechanism for the blood, while the heart was the seat of intelligence.