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Movie Station - Ultimate Movie Guide (694 words) |
 | AP - Movie pirates are spraying chemicals on their bootleg DVDs to confuse two U.S.-loaned dogs who this month helped Malaysian authorities sniff out nearly 1 million illegal discs, an official said Monday. |
| The talking reptiles are resurrected in CGI form to protect New York City from an onslaught of monsters and a collector (voiced by Patrick Stewart) gripped by an ancient curse. |
| Leonardo DiCaprio's recent proud announcement to a billion movie fans that the Oscars had 'gone green' had to be one of the most unnecessary boasts since George Chuvalo bragged about being able to take a punch. |
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Romance Movie Clichés (2220 words) |
| There are two types of romances: those with the leads meeting and falling in love early in the flick, and those that don't fall for each other until the end. |
| Every romance movie I've ever seen where two characters are in bed together depicts the woman with the blanket seductively pulled up to her armpits while the man bares his chest to his belly button for all to see. |
| If the hero of the movie is a fat or relatively unattractive man, movie law dictates that some reasonably attractive woman must fall for him by the end of the film due to his "charm" and "sense of humor" which is total "B.S.". |
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