The site proclaims, for example, that the King James Bible as written is the literal word of God; that holding different religiousbeliefs than those shared by Landover Baptist are grounds for being damned to Hell; and that George W. Bush was appointed directly by God to the office of President of the United States of America to do battle with heathens and other un-American individuals. The site prominently features articles by Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian".
On the satirical Whitehouse.org site, the Landover Baptist Church is listed as heading the "United States Department of Faith". The satirical OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries site runs a mock campaign to shut down the Landover Baptist site.
The Landover site was created by Chris Harper (head writer and Chief Editor, aka "Pastor Deacon Fred") and Mike Allen, based on characters that they and Frank Tozour developed for a radio show while students at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University. The show resulted in Mike and Chris's expulsion from Liberty.
As of January 2005, the Landover Baptist Church web site was the third result returned for a Google search on "Baptist".
Terms of Service (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/)("The Landover Baptist Church website is not intended to be viewed by minors or anyone under the age of 18.")
Landover Maryland is the place to stay when visiting our Nation's Capital.
Landover has fine hotels, shopping, restaurants, and is close to the Washington Metro and major highways.
Landover's proximity to FedEx Field, home of Redskins Football, the University of Maryland, and downtown Washington, DC, make this locale a popular vacation and business travel destination.
LandoverBaptistChurch historians are more knowledgeable than any secular so-called "scholar" when it comes to relating the truth about the evil savages who butchered and slaughtered most of our godly Pilgrim ancestors after they arrived on Plymouth Rock.
Most of Landover'schurch records dating back to the early 1600's are too gruesome to share with the general public.
Church historian, Dora Jean Hazlett, is reserved to spending countless days sifting tirelessly through boxes of shrunken heads, tomahawks, and tiny little baby Injun bones in the storage basement of the LandoverBaptist American Christian History Museum.
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