Tyers is a tiny town in Victoria (Australia) with a very pretty setting in the foothills of Mt Baw Baw. Marred by the smell from Maryvale paper factory, although unlike Traralgon (Land of Screech) this only occurs with a southerly wind.
Tyers is also a the kingdom of Cookie. King Cookie has brought many social activities into the local community such as Date loaf runs, beer conventions and many free royal balls
King Cookie is also the most popular king in tyers history. This is due to his love of local social activities and his lack of attuide towards local houligans.
Cookie become a tyrant when he ordered the assult on the two fat slugs with rocks, water bombs and some lemons.
When Cookie lost he rule, he became a raging drunk and got arrested for being in pocession of an illegal substance (V.B) at the local tournament. He also got into whoring (usally with dirties), from his love of whoring he contracted crabs and HIV.
To this day King Cookie has no children but some say he has 27 bastards all born to dirty whores in the area.
ALBERT EDWARD TYERS (AGNES MARY PINK, BENJAMIN, WILLIAM PINKE, JOHN) was born 26 Nov 1885 in Fitzroy, Victoria, Australia3, and died Jul 1947 in Rosanna, Victoria, Australia.
BENJAMIN TYERS (AGNES MARY PINK, BENJAMIN, WILLIAM PINKE, JOHN) was born 03 Mar 1888 in Fitzroy North, Victoria, Australia, and died Apr 1961 in Preston, Victoria, Australia.
She was born 1896 in Carlton, Victoria, Australia, and died 13 Aug 1955 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Captain Charles James Tyers RN FRSV (13 September 1806–20 September 1870) was a 19th Century surveyor and explorer, and the Commissioner for Crown Lands for Portland (1841) and Gippsland (1844).
On 1 October 1839 Tyers arrived in Melbourne from Sydney on the 'Pyramus'.
Tyers was responsible for inaugurating government in Gippsland and virtually became 'King' of the huge isolated area, where lawlessness had been common and the Aboriginals hostile.
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