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KOSOVO: Atrocities (9837 words) |
 | UCK Kosovapress reported that Serb forces had killed more than 100 refugees and used a tractor to bury the corpses in a mass grave in Studime te Poshteme in the municipality of Vushtri (north west of Pristina). |
 | UCK Kosovapress reported that Serb forces in the region of Kacanik (south Kosovo) kidnapped 20 civilians killing 6 of them and injuring 2 in retaliation for the deaths of 20 Serbs killed in fighting. |
 | UCK Kosovapress reported that Serb forces had reopened mass graves of civilians killed on 28 March and 11 May in the village of Izbice near Srbica, loaded the bodies onto trucks and taken them away in the direction of Klina. |
| The Duck Hate Page (3318 words) |
 | A uck was driving in his pickup down the farm road one hot dusty day with the window rolled down and his arm resting on the windowsill. |
 | The uck said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time." The Beaver agreed...he went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. |
 | After some of the ucks football players hear him howling in pain, he is carried into the locker room and examined by a nearby paramedic who diagnoses that he has torn several ligaments and requires immediate surgery. |