Potrayed by Scott Cohen - Wolf is a fictional hero, one of 'The Four Who Saved The Nine Kingdoms', in Hallmark Entertainment's and NBC's 2000 mini-series The 10th Kingdom by Simon Moore. Scott Cohen (born December 19, 1964 in New York) is an American actor of Jewish ancestry. ... Hallmark Cards, a privately owned company based in Kansas City, Missouri, is the largest manufacturer of greeting cards in the United States. ... NBC, the National Broadcasting Company, is an American television and radio network based in New York Citys Rockefeller Center. ... The 10th Kingdom is a seven-hour United States television movie written by Simon Moore. ...

Scott Cohen on Wolf: "His desire is to be a man, but he goes through this phase, like PMS, where he has to eat something - a human being or a sheep or a rabbit or whatever. And because he's in love with Virginia (co-star Kimberly Williams), he wants this to stop. So he sees a psychiatrist and he takes all these books with him wherever he goes." Possible meanings: package management system Pantone Matching System, see Pantone parallel mergesort pattern matching and substitution personal message system policy management service Popn Music Script POS management system premenstrual stress syndrome process migration system processor memory switch production management system project management software Pure Man Strength Some weird stuff... To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ... Kimberly Williams-Paisley Kimberly Williams (born September 14, 1971 in Rye, New York) is an American actress. ... Psychiatry is a branch of medicine that studies and treats mental and emotional disorders (see mental illness). ...

Official Bio

Born in the 2nd Kingdom, Wolf spent his cub-hood in the wilds of Red Riding Hood Forest. Being known as the half-wolf grandson of Little Red Riding Hood wasn’t easy for Wolf as he spent his childhood straddled between the world of the wolves, and the human world.

Wolf was rebellious in school but managed to excel in track and field events because of his great speed. He is known throughout the Nine Kingdoms for his voracious appetite and keen sense of smell.

Wolf did hard time in the Snow White Memorial Prison for sheep poaching, but has reportedly been making an effort to turn his life around. He has recently been seen in the company of newcomer to the Nine Kingdoms, Virginia Lewis, and has been reading self-improvement books such as Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway.

(IMPORTANT NOTE: In Simon Moore's The 10th Kingdom universe, Wolf and Queen Riding Hood III are not related. NBC, who sponsored the official website (now offline), did not consult Moore about the background information they posted there. The information above is taken from that website, and should not be considered cannon. )

History

Born in the 2nd kingdom, Wolf (Scott Cohen) is half-wolf and half-human, he spent his cub-hood in the wilds of Red Riding Hood Forest. (Speculation amongst some fans debate on whenever Wolf is or isn't the Half-human grandson of the infamous Big Bad Wolf, who tried to eat Little Red Riding Hood. According to the character guide on the DVD Wolf is actually a decendant of Little Red Riding Hood herself). Wolf spent his childhood straddled between the worlds of wolves and humans. Wolf Wolf Man Mount Wolf Wolf Prizes Wolf Spider Wolf 424 Wolf 359 Wolf Point Wolf-herring Frank Wolf Friedrich Wolf Friedrich August Wolf Hugo Wolf Johannes Wolf Julius Wolf Max Franz Joseph Cornelius Wolf Maximilian Wolf Rudolf Wolf Thomas Wolf As Name Wolf Breidenbach Wolf Hirshorn Other The call... Trinomial name Homo sapiens sapiens Linnaeus, 1758 Humans, or human beings, are biologically classified as bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species Homo sapiens (Latin for wise man or thinking man) under the family Hominidae (the great apes). ... The Big Bad Wolf (sometimes called the Big Ol Wolf) is a fictional character who first appeared in the Three Little Pigs and Little Red Riding Hood, folk tales that can be traced to the literary salons of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. ... A depiction by Gustave Dore Little Red Riding Hood (French: Le petit chaperon rouge; lit. ...

Wolf was rebellious in school but managed to excel in track and field events because of his great speed. He is known throughout the Nine Kingdoms for his voracious appetite. Independent, cunning, and aided with a wolf's keen senses of smell, hearing and sight, Wolf has his mind pretty much on either his last meal or his next.

Wolf has been looking out for "number one" ever since his parents were burned to death by farmers; and because of his wolf-heritage, Wolf faces Prejudice from people (farmers etc), so he must keep his tail hidden and his behaviour toned-down where-ever he goes. For with(out) prejudice in law, see Prejudice (law). ...

To feel 'Full', Wolf would indulge his wolfish appetite, gorging into blissful stupors (or as he now puts it "Using Food as a Substitute for Love"), and using his 'charming' skills to keep out of trouble - until he is incarcerated in his own cell in the Snow White Memorial Prison for Sheep Poaching.

Story

Wolf (Scott Cohen) was doing hard time in the Snow White Memorial Prison, for "sheep poaching", when the newly liberated Evil Queen made him an offer for his freedom: obey her without question, as she needed him to seek out and retrieve Prince Wendell (who she had turned into a dog) before the Trolls. The Evil Queen also wanted his will; "Give your will to me. Be mine to summon and control." Scott Cohen (born December 19, 1964 in New York) is an American actor of Jewish ancestry. ... Christine Slevil-Lewis-White a. ... Prince Wendell (now King Wendell) was one of the heroes of Hallmark Entertainments, and NBCs 2000 Mini-series The 10th Kingdom by Simon Moore, one of The Four Who Saved The Nine Kingdoms. Prince/King Wendell - as well as the Dog-Prince/the imposter Prince (in human form... This article or section is missing needed references or citation of sources. ...

Enthusiastic to be free of his prison cell, Wolf pursued Prince Wendell down into the cellars of the Snow White Memorial Prison until Prince Wendell discovered a Magic-Mirror (in an avalanche of discarded junk) and escaped through it into another world (Central Park of Manhattan, New York City). A Central Park landscape Central Park (, ) is a large public, urban park (843 acres or 3. ... The Borough of Manhattan, highlighted in yellow, lies between the East River and the Hudson River. ... Nickname: The Big Apple, The Capital of the World Official website: City of New York Government Counties (Boroughs) Bronx (The Bronx) New York (Manhattan) Queens (Queens) Kings (Brooklyn) Richmond (Staten Island) Mayor Michael Bloomberg (R) Geographical characteristics Area Total 468. ...

Wolf continues his mission and pursues Prince Wendell through Central Park. 'Prince' was taken in by Virginia Lewis after a collision with her bike. Wolf missed them in The Grill on the Park/Green Restaurant after discovering the menu, but succeeded in acquiring Virginia's home address by sweet-talking a waitress. To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ...

When Wolf arrived at the address, he observed that the Trolls have already been and that Virginia is gone. He then duped her father Tony Lewis into telling him where Virginia might possibly have gone next, in exchange for a Magic Bean that will grant "Six Glorious Wishes". Wolf was eager to catch-up with Virginia after he saw (and then stole) her picture. This article needs a complete rewrite for the reasons listed on the talk page. ...

Wolf then made his way to Virginia's grandmother's apartment, and posed as Virginia's suitor to Virginia's grandmother, with a picture of Virginia to prove it. Once inside, Wolf then tied up the grandmother, and prepared to eat both Virginia and the old woman - until he saw Virginia: "You're fantastic. Your picture doesn't do you justice. Wow. Oh, no. How did this get here. (Drops the meat cleaver. Virginia tries to flee to the bedroom door, but Wolf blocks her.) By the way, where is the dog? Sleeping in if I know royalty. (Blocks Virginia from the other door and smells her hair.) You smell great. I've had little teasers of your scent before, Virginia, but in the flesh... perfumes are not for me. No. I respond favourably to the audacity of a woman who flaunts her own aroma. And you Virginia, you smell like Sunday lunch. - Beautiful eyes, beautiful teeth, all the right stuff in all the right places... no doubt about it, I am in love." A cartoonish version of the heart, a frequent modern symbol of love. ...

Wolf's attempt to persuade Virginia to go on a date with him results in Wolf being pushed out a window and falling atop of a pile of rubbish bags, unconscious.

Wolf woke up later, confused. Mistaken by a psychiatrist for a referral, he had a chance to gain some insight into his behavioural quirks by reading a number of recommended self-help and improvement books, learning hints on how to tone down the desires of his wolfish side, and pursued Tony through Central Park with his newly 'acquired' self-help books, hoping to catch-up with Virginia.

Wolf returned back the world of the Nine Kingdoms through the Magic-Mirror, shortly after the three Trolls had returned. He trailed the Trolls as they escaped the Snow White Memorial Prison with an unconscious Virginia (who the three Trolls now believed to a powerful witch from the mythical 10th Kingdom), over the river-border between the 3rd and 4th Kingdoms and back to their father's castle in the beanstalk-ravaged 3rd Kingdom.

Wolf rescued Virginia by incapacitating the three Trolls with his cunning; he threw a gift-wrapped box (with a leather purse inside) through an open window, marked with the words, 'To the Strongest, Bravest Troll'. All three Trolls smelled the leather and with their shoe fetish believed the box to contain shoes. They ended up knocking each other out over who gets the box; once they were all knocked out cold, Wolf swung in to rescue Virginia. It was just in the nick of time, as the trolls were about to torture Virginia by making her dance in red-hot iron slippers.

Virginia remembered Wolf from her grandmother's apartment, and Wolf explained that he now knew he had a problem: "Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love, and I have the books to prove it." Wolf helped Virginia to escape the Troll's castle, not knowing that she took the Troll King's Magic Invisibility Shoes. After explaining to Virginia that they have to avoid the road that leads back to the river-border to go back the Snow White Memorial Prison, Wolf started to guide her through a forest of giant beanstalks. After coming across a statue of 'Brave Jack, First Mayor of Bean Town' (Jack and the Beanstalk), Virginia tried to give Wolf the slip with the Magic Invisibility Shoes. He was soon on her scent trail and he found her as the Magic Invisibility Shoes ran out of power; "They're not fully recharged. It's a design fault in the shoes, one of many, in fact."

After finding Virginia, Wolf was faced with, first, the challenge of not taking advantage of Virginia, when under the influence of the shoes she tries to seduce him: "Oh Virginia, as much as I would love to believe what you're telling me I'm afraid it's the shoes that are talking, you'd say anything to put them on again." Second, eluding the incoming Troll King and his men who are in pursuit of Virginia and Wolf to regain the Magic Invisibility Shoes. Wolf and Virginia avoided the Trolls and the dogs by hiding up one of the beanstalks; its potent smell puts off the dogs. After the Trolls pass by, Virginia learns that Wolf has a tail, and that he was in the Snow White Memorial Prison for 'Sheep Worring'.

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Wolf’s special skills

Through-out the Mini-series and the Novel Adaption, Wolf has displayed a number of useful and special skills, talents that come with his half-wolf heritage: Skill is human (usually learned) ability to perform actions. ... Talent refers to a special aptitude, faculty or gift of a person. ... Biological inheritance is the process by which an offspring cell or organism acquires or becomes predisposed to characteristics of its parent cell or organism. ...

• 'Persuasion' – Wolf has a talent for almost always getting what he wants, emphasised in the Novel Adaption that Wolf can make his eyes flash an hypnotic green, while in the Mini-series, Wolf could make his eyes go a feral yellow. However he never tried to use this talent on Virginia
• Keen Senses: Smell, Sight, Hearing, Touch, Taste – as a half-wolf, Wolf has the keen senses and instincts of a wolf, assets that come in useful when it comes to surviving in certain conditions in the Nine Kingdoms. All of Wolf's senses become more keen during Full-Moon. According to Wolf, he had known all along that Virginia and the The Evil Queen were Daughter and Mother from the the moment he had smelled them.
• Cunning – Like all wolves in the world of the Nine Kingdoms, Wolf has 'wolf-like-cunning' and a talent for scheming: In the beginning, after he is released by the Evil Queen and in his pursuit of Prince Wendell (who was currently spellbound as a dog) Wolf uses his cunning and 'Persuasion' to sweet-talk Candy Fitzsimmons to get Virginia's home address; with the airs of a con-artist, Wolf talks Tony into reveal Virginia's possible location in exchange for a Magic Dragon-Dung Bean; and to out-wit all three of the Troll King's children before they could begin to torture Virginia with red-hot iron shoes. Nearing the end of the story, Wolf fools everybody (good guys and bad guys) and swaps the Evil Queen's poison for Troll Dust.
• Intelligence – As a native of the world of the Nine Kingdoms, Wolf, like most wolves in his world, is very intelligent as well as cunning. Wolf was smart enough to know his way around Virginia's Grandmother's Kitchen (there are no Fridges in the world of the Nine Kingdoms). After he sees the Psyco Analyst, Wolf 'acquires' a number of Self-Help and Improvement books and reads then diligently - Wolf is a fast learner. Throughout most of the story, Wolf acts like a guide for Virginia & Tony as they pursue the Magic-Mirror, telling them both (especially Virginia) anything he knows.
• Charming and Charismatic – Wolf can be very charming and charismatic: Early in the story, Wolf uses his charm and charisma, along with his 'Persuasion' to sweet-talk Virginia's friend Candy into giving him Virginia's home address. Wolf is often as sweet, charming and charismatic as possible as he tries to court Virginia throughout the story. Near the end of the story, Wolf uses his charm to deceive the Evil Queen into believing that he's on her side.
• Speed and Agility – As a half-wolf, Wolf can travel fast, his official bio at the top of the page mentions that he excelled at Track and Field; Wolves are known for being able to sprint long-distance for hours while traveling. This trait came in handy to cover the distance to catch up with Virginia and Tony in the Deadly Swamp after the events in the Kissing Town. Agility is another asset that Wolf has, as a half-wolf, that comes with speed.
• Tracking and Trailing – As a half-wolf, tracking and trailing comes easy to Wolf, armed with his keen senses and wolves instincts. These traits come in handy to him as he trails 'Prince' within New York, follows Virginia when the three Trolls abducted her, displayed his knowledge about tracking to impress Virginia, guided Tony and Virginia through the Disenchanted/Thousand Mile Forest, and trailed Virginia to the Deadly Swamp after the events in the Kissing Town.

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Descriptions of Wolf

Description of Wolf's character: Impulsive, Compulsive, Gluttonous, Passionate, Over the top mannerism, Enthusiastic, Wild, Loving, Tender, Sweet, Emotional, Temperamental, Moody, Loyal. This page is a candidate to be copied to Wiktionary using the Transwiki process. ... See Compulsion (disambiguation) ... Mannerism is the term used to describe the artistic style that arose in mid-16th century. ... Enthusiasm (from Gr. ... Loving can refer to Loving (novel), a 1945 novel by Henry Green. ... Tender may mean: one of several types of boat or ship, all sharing the general function of servicing another type of air or sea vessel: seaplane tender - supplies and services seaplanes submarine tender - resupplies submarines motor torpedo boat tender - resupplies motor torpedo boats ships tender - used to transport people... Look up Sweet on Wiktionary, the free dictionary Sweet may refer to: the basic taste sensation of sweetness. ... In psychology and common terminology, emotion is the language of a persons internal state of being, normally based in or tied to their internal (physical) and external (social) sensory feeling. ... Moody is the name of several people: William Henry Moody John Moody Dwight L. Moody Glyn Moody Lewis Moody Mad-Eye Moody - Fictional character in The Harry Potter books Maryon Moody Raymond Moody Ron Moody Ben Moody Spencer Moody Brian Moody Moody-Zainal Bahrain Moody is also the name of... Loyalty is faithfulness or devotion to a person or cause. ...

Description of Wolf's appearance: Wolf has a tall, Lean build, he's Dark-haired, he has a Perpetual five o’clock shadow and being a half-wolf, Wolf has a Tail. Wolf is often described as: Sexy, Handsome, Cute, Attractive, Rakish (Rakishly Handsome). Variation in the physical appearance of humans is believed by anthropologists to be an important factor in the development of personality and social relations in particular physical attractiveness. ... Field Marshal William Slim, 1st Viscount Slim (1897 – 1970), British military commander and 13th Governor-General of Australia. ... Perpetuum Mobile of Villard de Honnecourt (about 1230) Perpetual motion refers to a condition in which work is done without an energy source. ... A Ring-tailed Lemur For other uses, see Tail (disambiguation). ... To meet Wikipedias quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup. ... The Fuel Cell Bus Club comprises the participants of the projects CUTE, ECTOS and STEP ([1]). They currently operate the largest fleet of fuel cell buses in the world, 33 buses, as part of a two-year Mercedes-Benz Citaro hydrogen fuel cell bus trial with three buses in each... Physical attractiveness refers to the perception of an individual as physically beautiful by other people. ...

Trivia on Wolf

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• Through most of his scenes in the miniseries, Wolf (Scott Cohen) is clad in a wardrobe suspiciously similar to the pinstripe jacket outfit sported by the Big Bad Wolf in Tex Avery's famous "Red-Hot Riding Hood" cartoons.
• Wolf dislikes dogs, in the mini-series he confirms it "Oh I hate dogs", when Virginia refuses to leave 'Prince' in the 'SWMP'. In the Novel Adaption, Wolf says: "A dog is a wolf crossed with an old pillow. They are tail wagging slipper collectors. And wolves can be shot on sight in his miserable kingdom. "
• Wolf had/has siblings. Back in the Little Lamb Village, during the full moon, Wolf said: "My Moma was obsessed with the moon. She used to drag us all out, just to watch it when we were cubs."
• Throughout most of Wolf's story in the Mini-Series and Novel Adaption of the 10th Kingdom, Wolf read a number of books that were recommended by a Psyco Analyst, known books mentioned in the Mini-series and the Novel Adaption are:

1. Breaking the Cycle – (How to Survive in Spite of Your Parents - In the Novel)
2. Heal yourself in Seven Days – (The Courage to Heal - In the Novel)
3. Stop Blaming Yourself Please – (When Am I Going to be Happy - In the Novel)
4. Help for the Bedwetting Child
5. Woman Who Love Men, Who Hate Woman – (Woman Who Love Too Much - In the Novel)
6. Iron John
7. Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway
8. Curing why I'm so Miserable – (What Do Woman Want - In the Novel)
9. How to Marry the Girl of your Dreams

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Speculation on Wolf

• Wolf must not have been imprisoned in the Snow White Memorial Prison ('SWMP') for very long (or at least very long by standard sentences in the world of the Nine Kingdoms): When Wolf and Virginia sneak into the 'SWMP' Wolf says that new prisoners usually put into E Block; in the Novel Adaption, in the Swamp Witch's shack in the Deadly Swamp, Clay Face the Goblin says "You were the wolf in E Block who ate all the...".

Wolf's Quotes

Quotes taken from the screen and novel adaptions:

• Rare implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
• A Shepherdess, makes quite a mess, but little Lambs are lovely.
• Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love, and I have the books to prove it.
• We're in a tunnel together, how can I do that?
• Magic is very nice, but it's very easy to get addicted.
• A dog is a wolf crossed with an old pillow. They are tail wagging slipper collectors. And wolves can be shot on sight in his miserable kingdom.
• How can I stay away from her, we're on a very small boat? I might bump into her at any given moment.
• I hope we'll be bonding soon, Tony, I can't take many more of your fishing stories.
• Tony! You're ruining the bacon. I can smell it burning.
• It was a simple magic-fish-spell, gold-finger mistake, Tony. It was almost predictable.
• But Virginia, breakfast is bacon. Nothing sets my nostrils twitching like bacon in the morning. Little pigs parading up and down with their curly corkscrew tails. Bacon sizzling away in an iron frying pan. Baste it, roast it, toast it, nibble it, chew it, bite right through it. Wobble it, gobble it, wrap it round a couple of chickens and am I ravenous.
• I'm following my nose.
• Love and romance, please. Marriage, children, how long do I will have to wait until the creamy girl of my dreams to say yes, that sort of thing.
• We either live happily ever after, or get killed by horrible curses.
• You know if you had been kidnapped, it would have been alright. But Virginia! Ohoo... have I lost my one true love.
• Don't talk to me like that or I'll bite you in a minute.
• Cripes!
• Huff Puff!
• No siree!
• Goodness me!
• There's no question there.
• There's no question about that.
• I've always wanted to say this. 'Love of my life, let down your lustrous locks!
• Well you might not get hurt. But huff puff, you won't get loved either.
• Do you have any idea what you do to me. You will never know love like mine, I am your mate for life.
• Virginia, please forgive me, I didn't mean to be so rude. Its just my cycles coming on. You see once a month I get very irrational and angry, and I just want to pick a fight with anyone who comes near me.
• It's just my tail. What? You have succulent breasts and you don't hear me saying anything.
• Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really really really like her. But, I'm not sure if I want to love her or eat her.
• Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself.
• Butter would not melt in my mouth. Okay, it would melt. Of course it would melt, but very slowly.