Throughout the many seasons of Friends, the character of Phoebe Buffay sang many different songs, the most famous of which is "Smelly Cat". Phoebe's songs were typically performed at Central Perk, but were occasionally performed in other places, including Monica's apartment, Javu (where Monica Geller worked as a chef), and a public library. Typically Phoebe sang alone, but at times she sang with the other cast members or guest stars. This article or section does not cite its references or sources. ... Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay in Friends Phoebe Buffay is a fictional character on the popular US television sitcom Friends (1994-2004), played by Lisa Kudrow. ... A song is a relatively short musical composition for the human voice (possibly accompanied by other musical instruments), which features words (lyrics). ... Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay in Friends. ... Central Perk logo Central Perk was a fictional coffee shop in New York Citys Greenwich Village, one of the main focal points of the popular television sitcom Friends. ... Monicas apartment was one of the main focal points of the popular television series Friends. ... Courteney Cox as Monica Geller from the title sequence of Friends Monica Geller Bing is a fictional character on the popular television sitcom Friends (1994-2004), played by Courteney Cox. ... Cooks in training in Paris A term commonly used to reference an individual who cooks professionally. ... Librarians and patrons in a typical larger urban public library A public library is a library which is accessible by the public and is often operated by civil servants and funded from public sources. ...

Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay in Friends. In this picture she is playing "Snowman" in Central Perk.

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Songs Actually Performed

"A Few of My Favorite Things"

(Season 1, Episode 1, TOW Monica Gets A New Roommate)
Raindrops on roses
and rabbits and kittens
Bluebells and sleighbells
and something with mittens
la la la something and noodles with string....

"Love"

(Season 1, Episode 1, TOW Monica Gets A New Roommate)
Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love oh your love, your love...
Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
La-la-la-la-la- Thank you (to a man who gives her change).
La-la-la-la...ohhh!

"Blackout"

(Season 1, Episode 7, TOW The Blackout)
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
La-la-la-la-la-la...

"Cremated Mother"

(Season 1, Episode 10, TOW The Monkey)
My mother's ashes,
even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jar
And sometimes when it's breezy
Or when I'm feeling sneezy
And now I...

"Snowman"

(Season 1, Episode 10, TOW The Monkey)
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Coma Guy"

(Season 1, Episode 11, TOW Mrs. Bing)
You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...

"Babies"

(Season 1, Episode 23, TOW The Birth)
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...

"They Found Their Bodies"

(Season 1, Episode 23, TOW The Birth)
And they found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next day...

"Double, Double, Double-jointed Boy"

(Season 2, Episode 6, TOW The Baby On The Bus)
He was a double, double, double-jointed boy

"Charity"

(Season 2, Episode 6, TOW The Baby On The Bus)
When I play I play for me
I don't need your charity! ...someone throws her some money..."Thank you!".

"I'm In the Shower"

(Season 2, Episode 6, TOW The Baby On The Bus)
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
As needed!

"Smelly Cat"

(Season 2, Episode 6, TOW The Baby On The Bus; Season 3, Episode 14, TOW Phoebe’s Ex-Partner; Season 4, Episode 5 TOW Joey's New Girlfriend; Season 4, Episode 18, TOW Rachel's New Dress; Season 9, Episode 6, The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song) Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay in Friends. ...

Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses

"Stephanie"

(Season 2, Episode 6, TOW The Baby On The Bus)
Stephanie knows all the chords!

"Terry's a Jerk!"

(Season 2, Episode 6, TOW The Baby On The Bus)
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!

And you're all invited to bite me!

"Two of Them Kissed Last Night"

(Season 2, Episode 8, TOW The List)
There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.

Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call... L-Lulie
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide.

"Barnyard Animals"

(Season 2, Episode 12 TO After The Superbowl)
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Now...chickens!

"That's Another Thing That You Don't Wanna Do"

(Season 2, Episode 12 TO After The Superbowl)

Last Verse There'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T
'Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do

"Bisexuals"

(Season 2, Episode 12 TO After The Superbowl)
Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...

"Grandma"

(Season 2, Episode 12 TOW After The Superbowl)
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la-la...

"Crusty Old Man"

(Season 2, Episode 18, TOW Dr. Ramoray Dies)
And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas.

"Endless Love"

(Season 3, Episode 8, TOW The Giant Poking Device)
(Chandler) I’ll hold you close in my aaarms.
I can’t resist your charm. And loooove...
(Phoebe joins in) Looooove...
I’ll be a foool for youuuu. I’m sure, you know I don’t mind.
(Chandler) No you know I don’t mind.
(Chandler & Phoebe) And yes! You mean the world the world to meeee. Oooh...
(Chandler) I know.
(Phoebe) I know.
(Chandler) I’ve found.
(Phoebe) I've found...
(Chandler & Phoebe) in youuuu, my endless looov... My endless looove...
looove...
love... (Chandler) looove
(Phoebe) love
(Chandler) looove...

"Jingle Bitch"

(Season 3, Episode 14, TOW Phoebe’s Ex-Partner)
Jingle bitch screwed me over
Go to hell jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sticky Shoes"

My favorite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile

"Crazy Underwear"

(Season 3, Episode 23, TOW Ross' Thing)
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear...

"66 Colors"

(Season 4, Episode 1, TOW The Jellyfish)
...fuchsia and mauve
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom

(And I invite you all to count the colours in your bedroom)

"Dumb Drunken Bitch"

(Season 4, Episode 2, TOW The Cat)
...dumb drunken bitch!!

"Parading Goats"

(Season 4, Episode 5, TOW Joey's New Girlfriend)
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.

"My Sticky Shoe"

(Season 4, Episode 5, TOW With Joey's New Girlfriend)
My sticky shoe
My sticky, sticky shoe
Why you stick on me, baaay-bay?

"Tiny Tarzan"

(Season 4, Episode 7, TOW Chandler Crosses The Line)
Little Tiny Tarzan
Swinging on an nose hair
Swinging with the greatest of ease...

"Holiday Song" (Final version)

(Season 4, Episode 10, TOW The Girl From Poughkeepsie)
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
He said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles something] handler!

"Little Fetus"

(Season 4, Episode 12, TOW The Embryos)
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas

"Ode to a Pubic Hair (Little Black Curly Hair)"

(Season 6, Episode 3, TOW Ross' Denial)
I found you in my bed...
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery
Little black curly hair
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair

"Two Heart Attacks"

(Season 6, Episode 16, TOW Could Have Been Part 2)
It only takes two heart attacks
to finally make you see
one of them won't do it
but the second will set you free
Tell all your hate and anger
it's time to say good bye
and that is just what I will do
as soon as those bastards I work for die
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Addicted To Pork"

(Season 7, Episode 1, TOW Monica's Thunder)
Twelve years old
And addicted to pork
No one thought that
Monica would marry
She knew her way
Around a knife and a fork...

"The First Time I Met Chandler"

(Season 7, Episode 1, TOW Monica's Thunder)
First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay
but here I am singing
on his wedding day

"Whenever I Get Married"

(Season 7, Episode 1, TOW Monica's Thunder)
Whenever I get married
Guess who won't be asked to sing!
Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!!!

"Thought Phoebe Would Leave"

(Season 7, Episode 1, TOW Monica's Thunder)
We thought Phoebe would leave
But she just stayed and stayed
That's right, here all night
And Chandler will never get l— (the word is "laid", but is never sung becuase Chandler enters.)

"Who Will Perform the Ceremony"

(Season 7, Episode 1, TOW Monica's Thunder)

Who will perform the ceremony?

Who will perform the ceremony?

"Argentina"

(Season 9, Episode 19, TOW Rachel's Dream)
And there’s a country called Argentina
It’s a place I’ve never seen
But I'm told for fifty pesos
You can buy a human spleeeeen
Human spleen!
Olé!

"The Woman Smelled Like Garbage"

(Season 9, Episode 19, TOW Rachel's Dream)
It wasn’t just that she was fat,
The woman smelled like garbage!
Everyone!
It wasn’t just that she was fat,
The woman smelled like garbage!

"Javu"

(Season 9, Episode 19, TOW Rachel's Dream)
The food here at Javu...will kill you!
The food here at Javu...will kill you!

"Emma"

(Season 10, Episode 4, TOW The Cake)
Emma
Your name poses a dilemma
Cause not much else rhymes with Emma
Maybe the actor Richard Crenna
(he played the commanding officer in Rambo)
Happy Birthday Emma!
Richard Donald Crenna (November 30, 1926 - January 17, 2003) was an American actor. ...

"When The Sun Comes Up"

(Season 10, Episode 17-18, The Last One)
Daa - raa...
When the sun comes up, bright and beaming!
And the moon comes...

"Don't Take No For An Answer"

(Season 10, Episode 17-18, The Last One)
Bum-bum, don't take no for an answer
Bum-bum, don't let love fly away
Bum-bum-bum-bum...

Songs mentioned but never performed

• Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man
• Pervert Parade
• You Suck
• Pepper People
• Shut Up and Go Home
• I'm Sorry
• Su-Su-Suicide
• Magic Box Mix-up
• Salt Water Taffy Man

External links

• Listen to some of Phoebe's songs in mp3 format
• Some of Phoebe Songs